It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge/Quotes
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"It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
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- Marge: Becky, I'm sorry. I thought you were trying to kill me and steal my family.
- Becky: Hey, no prob. I was planning to kill you. I even thought of a place to bury you. Then I didn't have a shovel, so I went to the hardware store, and they had six different kinds, and I was just like, "Later!"
- Homer: Don't worry, she'll be back, to finish off Becky.
- Homer: (tone changes) And then we'll have Mommie back.
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- Bart: The kids are saying if you say "Bloody Margie" five times, she'll appear. But then she gouges your eyes out!
- Homer: I hear she mates with men, then eats them!
- Homer: What are these things in the mashed potatoes?
- Becky: That's the skins. I left them on.
- Marge: Nobody's perfect, let me just pick thos…
- Homer: No! Oh; Becky…your potatoes are the best I've ever had! Oh, God!
- Bart: So, any words for the bride and groom?
- Skinner: Not now, Bart! I'm trying to urinate.
- Bart: You don't seem to be trying very hard.
- Bart: Otto, a red traffic light means what?
- Otto: No time for brainteasers. Today's the day I ask my girlfriend to take a ride on the matrimony pony!
- Krusty: Now we got a special guest. She just flew in from the coocoo's nest, and boy is she crazy! Crazy Marge Simpson!
- (A picture of Marge with an animated mouth appears on the telly)
- Krusty: Heh Heh! Look at that!
- Marge: (presumably Sideshow Mel's voice) Hello, Krusty!
- Krusty: *laughs* Oh that's funny! So, Marge, who's your favorite Native American Warrior?
- Marge: Crazy Horse! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! *Crazy Noises*
- Krusty: Alright! Alright! Stop it! *sighs* This bit started! Let's go to the Mad Marge Dancers!
- (A group of people in strait-jackets and Marge Masks dance to the Saber Dance
