The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2013 content update

The thirty-fifth content update, known as the Thanksgiving content update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released officially on November 15, 2013.

Characters

Image Name Unlock message 100px Sacagawea Lisa 100px Tribal Chief Turkey

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino 6s 150 Tribal Chief

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Poochie Parade Balloon 20,000 Pow-Wow's Casino Sign 30 Stampy Parade Balloon 40 The May Flower 100 The Grumple Parade Balloon 25 Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon 5,400

Returning Decorations

All of the balloons required Level 5 and could be bought multiple times. These decorations came from last year's Thanksgiving update

Image Balloon Costs Notes Itchy Balloon 30 (reduced from last year's 40) 2.00% bonus money and XP to all jobs Scratchy Balloon 1,000 Improves vanity rating Blinky Balloon 16,500 Santa's Little Helper Balloon 30,000 Snowball 2 Balloon 15 (reduced from last year's 20) 0.50% bonus money and XP to all jobs

Gameplay

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When the player logs into their game What's the weird paper stuff in the mailbox? It's called "mail." You mean they invented a paper version of electroni mail? Science is amazing! Ooh! A big "mail"! Maybe it's full of more "paper". It's a Sacagawea costume I ordered. I saved up all my Sacagawea dollars to pay for it. Honey, the dollar doesen't have Sacawhoever on it. it has Geroge Washington, the inventor of money. I wanted to dress up as Sacagawea to celebrate the rich cultural history of Thanksgiving. A white girl dressing up lika a native American? I don't know, that sounds a little racist to me. Just give me the costume. Message Sacagawea Lisa has been placed in your inventory.

After taking Sacagawea Lisa out of the inventory That costume looks great on you Lisa. You're the cutest racist I've ever seen! Stop calling me that! If I walked around pretending to be W.E.B. Dubois, whoever that is, you'd call ME racist. That's true...but...because...cultural...something...I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON THIS COSTUME!! Wampum, sweetie. You spent all your wampum on this costume.

Thankless Thanksgiving

Pt. 1

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa's exclamation mark Dad, I was thinking... maybe this year we could have a vegetarian Thanksgiving. So just because you feel guilty about walking around in a racist costume, I have to suffer? STOP CALLING ME RACIST!!! How about "racish?" The "ish" means it's not fully racist, but still a little. Talking to you I feel an even deeper connection with oppressed peoples everywhere. Great, maybe you can dress up as them next. In the meantime, don't change the only thing we know about Thanksgiving: THEY ATE TURKEY. *sigh* I'm the only animal rights activist in this whole town. Activish. The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 1" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Sulk". It takes 1 hour and the player receives total 170 and 27 in reward.

Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Hey Apu! Turkey me! Oh but that I could turkey you, Mr. Homer. TURKEY ME!!! Unfortunatley none of my ususal brands of turkeys were delivered. Not the Butterbutts, not the Gobbler Deluxe, not even a single Drumstick King. TTTTUUURRRKKKEEEYYY MMMEEE!!!!!!! If you want a Thaksgiving turkey, your only hope is to go to a farm and buy one. You mean... ME turkey me? The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm" and "Make Homer Find a Nice Turkey at Cletus's Farm". It takes 2 hour and the player receives total 210 and 45 in reward. Hey Cletus, hook me up with your fattest most juicy turkey! Want me to kill it and pluck it for ya? Why should you have all the fun? I've got a beheading axe in the car... barley used. Well, the turkey's out back. Don't forget to drain the blood. Please. Ending the life of turkeys by draining their blood is my life blood. You a silly feller all right I reckon. When the task is completed. Hey ding-dong, there's no turkeys out there. Just meth labs and kids smoking meth. And a lot of meth just lying around. My gobblers has been taken?! Oh, this is terrible! I'm so sad, I'm gonna need me a whole lotta meth. No Cletus, this is one problem meth can't solve. Did anything strange happen that could explain the missing turkeys? Coulpe a nights ago I was milkin' the cow, and smokin' meth, in the barn when I sees bright lights. ALIENS! They most have been kidnapped by aliens! Why would we eat the dry meat of turkets when we can gorge ourselves on the tender flesh of turkey-fattend humans? Turkey-fattend humans are our foise gras! What about regular foise gras? We would never eat that! It's cruel!

Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Something terrible has happened! I don't have blood on my hands! That sounds like a good thing. Please let it be a good thing. No, the blood on my hands that I crave is turkey blood. But all of the live turkeys are missing! What about a vegetarian turkey? A tofurkey? Or a seitan-urkey? Or a spelt-urkey? How about a barf-urkey with extra barf sauce and a side of barf stuffing, barf potatoes and barfberry jelly with barf pie a la barf for dessert? Vegan food doesn't taste like barf. Except quinoa. Don't worry. I'll get back our turkeys, with an old-fashioned turkey hunt. Now where do we keep our dynamite? The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Organize a Search Party for Missing Turkeys". It takes 24 hour and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward. Moe? Hey Homer… Flanders? Yes? I hate you. You keep telling me that. Also, I need your help.

Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Gentlemen. We are about to embark on the most important mission of our lives. Oh dear! Did a child go missing? Did an elderly person with dementia wander off? Did some kinda monkey with a deadly virus escape from a secret lab and we gotta capture it alive to create an antidote before it turns us into Planet of the Apes? Worse. And different. All the turkeys in Springfield have gone missing. It’s up to us to hunt them down, otherwise this year’s Thanksgiving will be….Vegetarian! ….. The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern", "Make Moe Hunt for Turkeys", "Make Ned Hunt for Turkeys" and "Make Homer Hunt for Turkeys". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 1,260 and 450 in reward. We can’t find the turkeys anywhere! God will be so sad that we aren’t eating his blessed creatures on a day celebrating the stealing of a land from his other blessed creatures. On the bright side, I did find a diseased monkey that might or might not have turned us into a Planet of the Apes. I hired it to work the bar. I think it’s time to face facts. This Thanksgiving, we won’t be eating anything with a face. (GASP) (GASP)

Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark It just doesn’t feel like Thanksgiving without turkey. Deliciously decapitated turkey. With sauces made from its death drippings. Let’s face it. Without a dead turkey, it’s Thanksgiving itself that’s dead. The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5" which is to "Make Springfielders Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving(x10)". It takes 4 hours and the player receives x10175 and 45 (non-premium) or x10260 and 70 (premium) in reward.

Pt. 6

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa's exclamation mark Everyone seems to think Thanksgiving is all about gluttony and ceaseless consumption. A sparse, frugal and healthy meal of steamed Swiss Chard and assorted other international chards should cure them of their obsession with meat. Without dead flesh in their stomachs, Springfielders will experience a heightened sense of peace and well-being. And so will I…as I hang out with the living turkeys I’ve hidden in the brown house! *sneaky chuckle* The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 6" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Care for Kidnapped Turkeys". It takes 24 hours and the player receives in total 600 and 150 in reward.

Pt. 7

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa's exclamation mark Oh no! The turkeys are gone! They must have escaped while I was feeling self-satisfied! *Gobble gobble* Except this little gobbler, who fell asleep listening to one of my many tiresome speeches to myself. Don’t worry little turkey! I’ll find your friends and save them from becoming part of this carnivorous festival of death! Zzzzz…. Oh…, my self-involved monologue must have put him to sleep. Maybe I can get some help from someone who actually knows about animals, instead of just talking about them all the time. The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 7" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Take a Field Trip to Cletus’s Farm". It takes 2 hours and the player receives in total 110 and 27 in reward. Cletus, chould you share your country wisdom so that I might find escaped turkeys? Don't you patronize me. What? I knows when a city feller is talking down to me. I’m country, not stupid. You’re right…I’m sorry. You’re not stupid. I'm just joshin' ya. I is stupid! Powerful stupid!

Pt. 10

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Pt. 11

|- | width="100px" style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "| Make Sacagawea Lisa Mourn thanksgiving turkey massacre Takes 8 hours Reward 275$ 70XP

Tribal Chief

God Bless Native America

Pt. 1

After tapping on Tribal Chief's exclamation mark Excuse me sir, is this Springfield? U-huh... You new? I ain't never seen your kind 'round here 'fore. Fancy tie, suede jacket... I KNOWS! Y'allz one of dem preem-yam characters I'z been hearin' 'bout! Oh just ignore him, he's the local yokel - one of many beloved American stereotypes. Speaking of stereotypes, you must be here to help celebrate this year's Thanksgiving? No, actually I'm here on business. I run the new casino and would like to learn a little bit about Springfield. A Native American opening a casino, eh? No stereotypes that I can see there. The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 1" which is to "Make Tribal Chief Learn about Springfield's Culture" and "Make Homer Teach about Sprinfield's Culture". It takes 12 hours each and the player receives total 805 and 186 in reward. So that's everything there is to know about out little town! Hmmm... that took far less time then I'd anticipated. Yes. Like most colonial towns, Springfield stole the staggering majority of its cultural heritage from other people. Except the Harlem Shake! We invented that.

Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark I'm really excited to see Native America finally represented in our town Chief! Thank you Lisa, it's nice to feel welcome in spirte of my current price point. Speaking of money, would you like to help me get started on my mission to break down the walls of cultural insensitiviy and ignorance? I'd love to! What would you like me to do? Hand out pamphlets? Organzie protests? Burn an effigy? I've always wanted to burn an eggify. No, no. Nothing quite so involved. I just need an unpaid voulunteeer to help me deliver Casino Vouchers. ...for some kind of a unification ceremony? No, to advertise the casino. Social Security checks come today, and I want to fleece the olides before they have time to desposit their money. *sigh* I'm tring to like you, but you're not making it easy. The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 2" which is to Make Tribal Chief Hand Out Expired Vouchers". It takes 24 hours each and the player receives total 1,100 and 235 in reward.

See also

• The Simpsons: Tapped Out
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates

The Simpsons: Tapped Out
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