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:'''[[Lou]]''': Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight.
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum]]''': We did that last night.
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{{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} We did that last night.
:'''Lou''': Yeah, but this time we got the right address.
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{{qf|Lou}} Yeah, but this time we got the right address.
 
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:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. [[Lisa Simpson|My little girl]]'s a lead weight.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. [[Lisa Simpson|My little girl]]'s a lead weight.
:'''{{ch|Serena Williams}}''': You're dumping your own daughter?
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{{qf|{{Ch|Serena Williams}}}} You're dumping your own daughter?
:'''Homer''': Yeah, but only to crush my wife and [[Bart Simpson|son]]!
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{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but only to crush my wife and [[Bart Simpson|son]]!
:'''Serena Williams''': That's horrible!
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{{qf|Serena Williams}} That's horrible!
:'''{{ch|Venus Williams}}''': Yeah, that's pretty low.
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{{qf|{{Ch|Venus Williams}}}} Yeah, that's pretty low.
:'''Homer''': (''to Venus'') Hmm… you seem less disgusted, let's go!
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[to Venus]'' Hmm... you seem less disgusted, let's go!
 
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]]''': Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir?
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{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir?
:'''[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]''': This? Oh that's just fluid collecting.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} This? Oh that's just fluid collecting.
 
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:'''Marge''': And it's gonna do wonders for our social life!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} And it's gonna do wonders for our social life!
:'''Homer''': Yeah, it’s nice to entertain friends and have people over.
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{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, it's nice to entertain friends and have people over.
:'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]''': Hey, you got a tennis court?
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{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Hey, you got a tennis court?
:'''Homer''': Keep walking, Flanders.
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{{qf|Homer}} Keep walking, Flanders.
:'''Ned''': Will do...
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{{qf|Ned}} Will do...
:'''Homer''': Faster!
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{{qf|Homer}} Faster!
 
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:'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa]]''': (''singing'') What's new, Pussycat? (''cracks his knee'') Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? (''cracks his back back'') Ohhhhh, god noooo!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} ''[singing]'' What's new, Pussycat? ''[cracks his knee]'' Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? ''[cracks his back back]'' Ohhhhh, god noooo!
  
 
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{{Season 12|Q}}

Latest revision as of 10:05, March 13, 2022


Season 12 Episode Quotes
259 "Worst Episode Ever"
260
"Tennis the Menace"
"Day of the Jackanapes" 261


Lou: Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight.
Wiggum: We did that last night.
Lou: Yeah, but this time we got the right address.

Homer: Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. My little girl's a lead weight.
Serena Williams: You're dumping your own daughter?
Homer: Yeah, but only to crush my wife and son!
Serena Williams: That's horrible!
Venus Williams: Yeah, that's pretty low.
Homer: [to Venus] Hmm... you seem less disgusted, let's go!

Smithers: Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir?
Mr. Burns: This? Oh that's just fluid collecting.

Marge: And it's gonna do wonders for our social life!
Homer: Yeah, it's nice to entertain friends and have people over.
Ned: Hey, you got a tennis court?
Homer: Keep walking, Flanders.
Ned: Will do...
Homer: Faster!

Grampa: [singing] What's new, Pussycat? [cracks his knee] Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? [cracks his back back] Ohhhhh, god noooo!
Season 12 Quotes
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