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:'''Ralph''': Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead!
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{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead!
:'''Mr. Burns''': I never liked that Dr. Stupid.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I never liked that Dr. Stupid.
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:''[Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment]''
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Lisa in trouble? The ironing is delicious.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} The word is irony!
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{{qf|Bart}} Huh?
 
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(Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment)
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{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing.
:'''Bart''': Lisa in trouble? The ironing is delicious.
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{{qf|Bart}} All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad.
:'''Lisa''': The word is irony!
 
:'''Bart''': Huh?
 
 
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:'''Lisa''': Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing.
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{{qf|Bart}} You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class.
:'''Bart''': All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad.  
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Gee, that sounds like fun!
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{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it.
 
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:'''Bart''': You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class.
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{{qf|Marge}} What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help.
:'''Marge''': Boy, that sounds like fun!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds.
:'''Bart''': Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it.
 
 
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:'''Marge''': What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged?
:'''Homer''': Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds.  
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{{qf|Bart}} Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with.
 
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:'''Lisa''': Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged?
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{{qf|[[Moe]]}} kind of banged up that Jeep in the driveway.
:'''Bart''': Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with.
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{{qf|{{Ch|Gary Coleman}}}} What you talkin' about, Moe? ''[the Simpsons, Moe, Mr. Burns, Mr. Smithers and Gary burst out laughing then they smile at the camera]'' What you talkin' 'bout, everyone?
  
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Latest revision as of 19:57, October 15, 2021


Season 11 Episode Quotes
234 "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
235
"Grift of the Magi"
"Little Big Mom" 236


Ralph: Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead!
Mr. Burns: I never liked that Dr. Stupid.

[Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment]
Bart: Lisa in trouble? The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is irony!
Bart: Huh?

Lisa: Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing.
Bart: All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad.

Bart: You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class.
Marge: Gee, that sounds like fun!
Bart: Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it.

Marge: What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help.
Homer: Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds.

Lisa: Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged?
Bart: Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with.

Moe: kind of banged up that Jeep in the driveway.
Gary Coleman: What you talkin' about, Moe? [the Simpsons, Moe, Mr. Burns, Mr. Smithers and Gary burst out laughing then they smile at the camera] What you talkin' 'bout, everyone?
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter