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Worst Con Ever!/Quotes

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Marge: Well, this certainly has grown... have fun, Homie. We'll be in the daycare room.
Homer: Fun? Aw... I hate conventions! Nerds are my mortal enemy! What am I supposed to do her?!

Bart: How's it goin'?
Comic Book Guy: Sales are deader than M. Night Shyamalan's career. It seems the riffraff here don't read comics anymore. This convention has become nothing but a commercial for bloated block-busters and subpar TV Shows.

Bart: Hey, Homer. Look at these sweet tools of destruction! No, really. These things are dangerous. You need to see this!
Homer: The only thing I need to see is Christmas Ape.

Lindsay Naegle: As part of petrochem petrochemical corporation's court-ordered public service settlement, we're pleased to introduce Malibu Stacy's home of the 21st century! The Malibu Stacy eco-village features the newest in green technology!
Lisa: Wind power! Solar panels! Hybrid cars! This is the Malibu Stacy world of my dreams!
Janey: Sure, if your dreams are lame.

Marge: So, your survived a day of mingling with nerds?
Homer: Ah, they're okay. Nerds are just like us but more enthusiastic about the stuff they like. I even made a few new friends. Where's Maggie?
Marge: Oh, she's made a new friend, too.
Homer: Homina! Homina!
Lisa: It's Christmas Ape!
Bart: Cool! This has been the best con ever!