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| "Welcome to the Club"
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| Song Information
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"Welcome to the Club" is a song performed by Disney villains, Disney princes, and Lisa.
- Ursula:
- Who wants to be a pretty girl,
- In a fancy dress?
- When you could be an octopus,
- Who makes a mess.
- Captain Hook:
- That sap Prince Charming,
- He's such a schnook.
- Ladies prefer,
- A man with a hook.
- Prince Charming:
- Not the face! Not the face! Thank you.
- Cruella de Vil:
- You don't get an invitation,
- So create a conflagration.
- Lisa:
- Seems a little extreme.
- Kaa:
- When your brother wrecks your toys,
- You can slice the heads off boys.
- Bart:
- Cool!
- Lisa:
- But don't you villains always die?
- Queen of Hearts:
- Depressing kid.
- Ursula:
- It beats living happily-ever-after,
- With some boring guy.
- Cruella de Vil:
- Bring on the princes.
- Princes:
- We are predictable,
- Dull as linen.
- We seem to kiss unconscious women.
- Same white teeth,
- Same fluffy hair.
- Big strapping chests,
- But nothing up there.
- We seem super handsome,
- But here are the facts.
- When we come on-screen,
- Kids leave to get snacks.
- We'll screw up the world's affairs.
- You stay home and crank out heirs.
- Life with me will not be easy.
- You're better off with Doc and Sneezy.
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