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Treehouse of Horror XX/Quotes

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Season 21 Episode Quotes
444 "The Great Wife Hope"
445
"Treehouse of Horror XX"
"The Devil Wears Nada" 446


Opening[edit]

Count Dracula: Ah, Halloween. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
Boys: Hey, lame-os. Turner Classic Movies called. They want their costumes back.
Frankenstein: We lame-os?
Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.

Don't Have a Cow, Mankind[edit]

Kent Brockman: I'm here at Krusty Burger for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." Krusty, what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich?
Krusty the Clown: I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared!
Homer: The math checks out!
Lisa: Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination!
Marge: Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.
Kent Brockman: And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... [changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]
Krusty: Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... [Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills Squeaky-voiced teen and then kills the camera man]

Moe Szyslak: A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.
Barney Gumble: All right!
Carl Carlson: Yeah, you better!
Lenny Leonard: Thank you.

Rainier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live.
[Zombies burst in and attack Wolfcastle]
Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises.

Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
Marge: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? There must be another way.

Lisa: Apu, how do you survive?
Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth. [He shows the weapons on the roof inside the SUV]

Lisa: Time has passed. Children play in the streets. At night, there is music and laughter. And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.
Season 21 Quotes
Homer the Whopper Bart Gets a "Z" The Great Wife Hope Treehouse of Horror XX The Devil Wears Nada Pranks and Greens Rednecks and Broomsticks Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? Thursdays with Abie Once Upon a Time in Springfield Million Dollar Maybe Boy Meets Curl The Color Yellow Postcards from the Wedge Stealing First Base The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed American History X-cellent Chief of Hearts The Squirt and the Whale To Surveil with Love Moe Letter Blues The Bob Next Door Judge Me Tender