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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXIII content update/The True Meaning of Halloween Gameplay

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Too Cool for Ghoul[edit]

After the user logs in on October 12th:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Hurry up, everyone! Once we finish shopping for Halloween treats, I have another treat — Krusty's new Halloween special!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png It's "special" because it's a thirty-minute commercial for my Krustyland Halloween Horror Night — with commercials.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Don't worry kids. There will be gore galore! You'll be wetting your pants more than you already do!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That sounds awesome! I'm bringing diapers so I don't miss a thing!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Butcha gotta watch my special first!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Halloween is the new "it" holiday.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Yep, I'm even into it!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr. Flanders, who are you dressing up as?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Polystar Pictures' latest superhero sensation: Stigmata Man!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I shoot bloody webs from my palms making Jerusalem safe from Roman sentries everywhere!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Sounds very kid friendly.
Task: Make Homer Shop for a Sexy Costume for Marge (6s, Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops)
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Shop for Halloween Lights (6s, Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Shop for a Scary Costume (6s, Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops)
Task: Make Lisa Shop for a Meaningful Costume (6s, Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops)
Task: Make Flanders Shop for Fake Blood (6s, Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png My delightful orange and purple lights really capture the spirit of Halloween.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, but the neighbors are capturing your spirit and taking it to frightening heights!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They built an entire insane asylum!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That's it! I'm going back to the Halloween store.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The one that used to be a toy store? Or the one that used to be a bookstore? Or the one that's a tent in what used to be the drive-in theatre?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm going to them all!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Now who's insane?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The True Meaning of Halloween[edit]

The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Too Cool for Ghoul:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Marge Simpson — back at the Halloween store... again?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Don't you start with me, Helen! And get your bony hands off that breakdancing skeleton. I saw it first.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png You're a little too late to the Halloween party — it's mine!
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Sorry, ladies! You snooze you lose!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I didn't know "You snooze you lose" rules applied at the Halloween store.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png They apply everywhere!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Over my dead body!
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png That rule can be arranged too.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Maybe then you wouldn't need the skeleton, Helen!
Task: Collect Halloween Candy [x115]
Task: Make Moms Shop for Bigger Halloween Decorations [x3] (4h, Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops)
Task: Make Lisa Wonder What Decorations Moms Are Buying (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What super spooky stuff did you get this time, Mom?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png An axe-toting werewolf? A maggot-filled coffin?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Uh...two plastic jack-o-lanterns and an inflatable candy corn.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What?! That's so lame!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I honestly didn't care before, but now I'm just sad for you and for us.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 2[edit]

After completing The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, why are we back at the Halloween store?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We have to find you a sexy costume to match what I'm wearing.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I thought you were going to be a cheeseburger?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A SEXY cheeseburger.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Can't I just go as Little Bo Peep or something?
Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon.png Oh, Marge, sexy adult costumes are all the rage this year.
Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon.png We're going as Sexy Pharaoh and Sexy Harem Girl.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm sure you'll be a very sexy Sexy Harem Girl, Bernice.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I'M the Sexy Harem Girl.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Trick or Treat, Marge. *chuckles*
Task: Collect Halloween Candy [x115]
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Shop for a Sexier Costume (4h, Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops)
Task: Make Homer Try to Squeeze Into a Sexy Costume (4h, Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png What are you supposed to be?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sexy Cheeseburger.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Not sexy at all! Your cheese isn't even oozing.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe if I squeeze my thighs together. Grrrrumph... *squeezes thighs*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 3[edit]

After completing The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I can't believe we're finally at Krustyland's Halloween Horror Night!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It's AWESOME! Where should we start? Decapitation Alley? Tower of Torture? The Hall of Severed Limbs?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh, this is so lame! It's all just commercialism and gore. Where's the real frights? The real dread!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's a fair point.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png You agree with her?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I know. That's frightening. But horrible things happen every Halloween around here. It's getting boring.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Last year there were awesome dinosaurs, human-animal hybrids, and cool sci-fi things!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Bor-ing!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What are you getting at?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Just wait. You'll see.
Task: Collect Halloween Candy [x145]
Task: Make Lisa Pontificate on "Real Horror" (4h, Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Look For Where This Goes Sideways (4h, Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House)
If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Be Scared of Plush Chainsaws (4h, Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 4[edit]

After completing The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png People of Springfield, embrace the true spirit of Halloween! Remember what it feels like to shake in your boots, have the hair stand up on your neck, and feel a cold shiver run down your spine!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I get all that just lookin' in the mirror every morning.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm going to read you a tale from the original master of the macabre — Edgar Allan Poe!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's your idea of a big scary Halloween — reading a book?!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's called "The Fall of the House of Usher" and it's going to scare the pants off you!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Too late. Pants are already off.
Task: Collect Halloween Candy [x145]
Task: Make Lisa Give a Dramatic Reading (4h, Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House)
Task: Make Springfielders Listen Raptly [x5] (4h, Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Try to Pull His Pants Back On (4h, Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 5[edit]

After completing The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png "His heart is a suspended lute; As soon as you touch it, it resonates!"
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png What is happening in this story? Lutes?! Resonating?!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Yeah! Get to the zombies eating brains already!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png At least throw in some intergalactic parasites!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There are no zombies and no parasites in this story.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Worst Halloween ever!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Agreed. Let's get outta here!
Task: Collect Halloween Candy [x185]
Task: Make Springfielders Get Bored and Leave [x5] (4h, Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Try to Keep Their Attention (4h, Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait! Come back! Don't you get it? Roderick, Madeline, and the house all share ONE SOUL!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It would be so much cooler if that house went to the lake and killed some teenagers.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, what's the use? No one will ever understand the nature of true horror.
Tapped Out Edgar Allan Poe Icon.png Don't be so certain, my young friend!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *gasp* Edgar Allan Poe!
Tapped Out Edgar Allan Poe Icon.png In the flesh! Although I confess I have no idea the how or why of it.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Let's not worry about that. You're here!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20