The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update/Prizes Gameplay

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 1

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 1

After unlocking Count Grampa: Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a bat? No, Grampa, but I don't have time for one of your...rather unlikely digressions. I admit, I sometimes get my stories mixed up. That'll happen when you've been in two world wars and all four branches of the Services. But there's three things I'm sure of: I hate foreigners, I like Moxie, and now I'm a vampire... Task: Make Grampa Transform Into Count Grampa (4h, Springfield Retirement Castle or Brown House) Wow, Grampa, you're a member of the undead? Yep. I'm also a member of The Grateful Dead, for some reason. Quest reward: 100 and 10

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 2

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark: So, I left my window open last night, and this foreign fellow with a fruity accent climbed in and bit me. This is a nightmare. Grampa's a vampire. Eh, it's not so bad. So he's a bloodsucking corpse. Really no change from the old Grampa. Except now I live forever. This is a nightmare!!! Task: Make Count Grampa Laugh Evilly (4h, Springfield Retirement Castle or Brown House) Boy, that evil laugh really tuckered me out. Think I'll take a nap. Don't suppose you have a coffin. Yes. I've had it ready for you for a long time. Quest reward: 100 and 10

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 3

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark: Wow, I'm feeling pretty darn hungry. Let's see what I've got to eat... Creamed corn, banana pudding, mashed yams...the heck with that! I'm eatin' out tonight at a diner called "The Juicy Neck". They have that cute waitress I like! Oh, I'm getting confused again. Task: Make Count Grampa Struggle to Feed (8h) Boy, at the Retirement Castle, a liquid diet is the "easy" one to eat. Quest reward: 100 and 10

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 4

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark: Lisa, you've got to help me. I'm stuck as a vampire and it's lot harder than it looks. Okay, I'll help, but just so you don't get any ideas, I'm wearing garlic around my neck. Aw, sweetie, I would never try to drink YOUR blood. I'm too stiff to bend down that far. Well, look, why don't you use your vampire powers to take eerie other forms? Then you could probably sneak up on a possum or something. Changing form, eh? Well, I've been changing my mind for eighty years, how hard can it be? Task: Make Count Grampa Change Form (12h) *breathing heavily* Oh, it's too hard to change into some other shape. That's like asking me to stop hating kids on my lawn. Quest reward: 100 and 20

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 5

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark: Can't you get me out of this curse? I'm afraid the only way to end your curse is with a stake. Uh oh. The doctor told me to cut back on the red meat. No Grampa, a stake through the heart. You have to be killed! I'm ready to send you to peace, Dad. Sooo ready. Uh oh, time for some vampire hypnosis. Look into my eyes, my rheumy, filmy eyes... Task: Make Count Grampa Use His Powers of Hypnosis (24h, Simpson House) You are under my vampire allure! You are helpless! Now let me tell you about the time I thought I lost my glasses. Yes...and don't spare the digressions... I'll live forever, and no one will ever stop listening to my stories. *evil laugh* Quest reward: 200 and 20

Transylvania Welcome Sign

After placing Transylvania Welcome Sign: Oh look, Transylvania welcomes us. Isn't that nice? Great. Here come the bats and bloodsuckers. Actually, Transylvania is a beautiful and historic region near the Carpathian mountains. It's known for its many natural resources including manganese, lignite and sulfur. Sulfur, eh? I knew something stank here, but I thought it was you. May a Transylvanian bat chew off your earlobes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dracula-la Land

After building Dracula-la Land: Homer, I'm a charitable neighbor, but these darn vampires have gone too far this time! *gasp* Ned, I won't hear you badmouth immigrants. They're some of the hardest working members of our community. Now they've gone and built a vampire shopping district right in our neighborhood. Just think of the noise and traffic! It's time to shut down that district the only way a vampire will understand...with a rezoning bylaw passed by the city council. I'm with you, Ned, as soon as I take advantage of their giant discounts on capes and fang sharpeners. Task: Make Ned Protest Commercial Development (8h, Dracula-La Land) Task: Make Homer Shop for Capes (8h, Dracula-La Land) Perhaps I was being a bit of a NIMBBY - a "Not in My Blessed Back Yard". Traffic around this development is not nearly as bad as I expected. Guess vampire shoppers are using mass transit. Kind of. They're mostly arriving by bat. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Webs

After building The Webs: Smithers, there comes a day in every gentleman's life when he must grapple with his own mortality. I find today is that day. Nonsense, Sir, your best days are still ahead of you. Why, you don't look a day over ninety-five. Thank you, Smithers, but today I found a wrinkle in the one wrinkle-free spot I had left. *gasp* Not the crevice between your second and third toes?! But we've been oiling it nightly. I think it's time to decide what happens after I *shudder* retire. Task: Make Mr. Burns Consider Retirement (12h, The Webs) What did you think of the retirement home, Sir? I think it's an excellent opportunity...to buy and squeeze all the money we can out of those old codgers. Oh thank goodness. Your cold-hearted evil mojo is back. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bat's Out of the Bag

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 1

After unlocking Countess Dracula: Batty, dearest. I think we might have gotten off on the wrong wing with Springfield. I want to be a good undead neighbor. We should try to make amends some way. I like it! Trick them into liking us and then drain them like Carpathian blood sausages. Maybe we can get the hipster supermarket to import some Carpathian blood sausage. And then drain the hipsters dry too! First, we must learn how to be diplomatic. Try an internet search. I'm sure if you want to meet diplomatic people, the internet's the place to go! Task: Make Countess Dracula do Internet Research (4h, Springfield Library or Brown House) What have you learned, my mistress of unbearable agony? According to the website called "HowDo", the best way to make friends with your neighbors is to bring them a present. I've got it! Carpathian blood sausage. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 2

After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark: Night has fallen. Time to go visiting our neighbors door-to-door. Why not just turn into a bat and fly through their window? You might get lucky and find an unattended child. You know we can't enter a house without being invited. Oh, is that the rules for us in this version of vampires? No, it's the rules in Miss Manners. Task: Make Countess Dracula Introduce Herself (4h) How did your mission of diplomacy go, my putrefying piglet? Not great. It'll take me weeks to get the smell of garlic out of my clothes. And I was so polite! I said, "I'm your new neighbor, Countess Dracula, and may I say your blood smells delicious". Strange...well, I guess we should give up this whole plan to befriend the humans and get back to good old fashioned bat-work. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 3

After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark: I'll seduce this town somehow. You don't make it through the Middle Ages looking like me without an iron will...and set of perfectly-arched eyebrows. I'm going to join the neighborhood "Homeowners Association" and show I'm a valuable part of the community. And once you've earned their trust, we drain the community dry! Well, yes. Although, first I'm going to see if they won't ban that Simpson fellow from sunbathing nude in his hammock. Task: Make Countess Dracula Join the Neighborhood Association (4h, Town Hall or Brown House) On job start: We can't let a bloodsucking monster join the Homeowners Association. I can pay my dues in advance. Welcome aboard! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 4

After tapping on Countess Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark: I must say, Countess Dracula, you've been a great member of the Homeowners Association. How did you get Homer to stop sunbathing in his hammock naked? Hovered over him in the form of a sickly green fog until he got cold and went inside. I have to say, you are something of a snoop and a busybody. It's so nice to meet someone like me! Task: Make Countess Dracula Solve Homeowner Association Problems (8h, Simpson House) On job start: I got rid of that old car parked in front of the Van Houtens. Ooh, what did you do? Control an army of rats? Turn into a bat and steal the keys? No, I had our lawyer file a cease and desist order. You're amazing. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 5

After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark: Batty, I'm home! How did it go, my harbinger of calamity? Have you earned their trust? Can we start sucking them dry? Yes, but not the way you think. You are gazing upon the new President of the Homeowners Association. Instead of draining their blood, we'll drain their money into our accounts! Task: Make Countess Dracula Take Her Money to the Blood Bank (4h, Bloodmobile, First Bank of Springfield, National Bank of Springfield or Brown House) Do we really want a vampire in charge of our Homeowners Association? Still better than Flanders. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Were Is Your Hair

Were Is Your Hair Pt. 1

After unlocking Were-Milhouse: Lisa, don't be frightened... What, that you're only wearing underwear. Frightening isn't what I'd call it. I can't stand the feel of clothing on my skin anymore. I'm a werewolf! You'll have to lock me up once a month, but it can still work out between us. Who ever heard of a werewolf without any hair?! I'm a short-coat werewolf. Some kind of Chihuahua, I think. But I'll get hair, tons of it! I'll show you! Task: Make Were-Milhouse Try to Grow Chest Hair (1h, Simpson House) There, see? Chest hair. That's three cat hairs glued on with craft paste. Oh, so now I have to grow it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Were Is Your Hair Pt. 2

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: There's a lot more to being a werewolf than just being hairy, Lisa. Like what? For example, right now I'm being overcome by an animal instinct! To hunt? Well, that too. But mainly an animal instinct to take a hit off my inhaler. Task: Make Were-Milhouse Prowl Around (4h) *panting* I'm sorry you had to see that raw display of animal aggression. Yeah, that squirrel you were chasing did look pretty nervous. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Were Is Your Hair Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: If you'll excuse me Lisa, I'm going to go howl at the moon... I thought your doctor told you no loud vocalizations. Oh, that's right. Maybe it'll be okay if l mutter at a streetlamp. Task: Make Were-Milhouse Have a Howling Good Time (24h, Shops) This is the best day of my life! There's only one thing that could make it better, hearing Lisa admit she was wrong about me all along... Or at least wrong about me today. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Were Is Your Hair Pt. 4

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Lisa, it's happening! The moon is up! I'm about to transform! Don't let me savagely mutilate anyone, please! And don't let me run through any long grass. I get terrible allergies. Task: Make Were-Milhouse Feel the Change (8h) I transformed back. Did I kill anyone while I was a werewolf? No. I just put you on a leash and took you for a walk. That's disappointing. Cheer up. You found three dead birds to roll around in. Well, that's something! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Haunted Crossroads

After placing Haunted Crossroads: Homer, we're lost. I knew we should have asked that last ghost for directions. What, and have Casper think I don't know my own way around. Not this mortal. See, a haunted crossroad sign. If you can't trust that for directions, I'm a poltergeist. Task: Tap the Haunted Crossroads Okay, the sign says this way to Eternal Damnation, that way to Mindbending Terror. Any other bright ideas? Yes, let's just abandon our old life, settle here, and run a crossroads gas station. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Barking Good Butchery

After building Barking Good Butchery: Look-e Maw, there's one a 'em artisanal butcherterias, where'n they sell ya locally sourced meats! What you need em' fancy pants boutiques for, son? If we want some locally source meat, God gave us State Route 46. Just once I want a cutlet flattened by a meat hammer and not a whitewall radial tire. Task: Make Cletus Order Dog Sirloin (1h, Barking Good Butchery) You was right, them meat counters is just a rip off. They wasn't even one ounce of buckshot in that there loin chop. I told ya boy! World's full a folk trying to take advantage of ya. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Screaming Stich & Hem

After building Screaming Stich & Hem: Well, well, what do we have here? A new tailor in town, and just in time. Usually I hand sew my cosplay outfits, but lately, the task has become unmanageable, much like my expanding waistline. Time for some professional help. Task: Make Comic Book Guy Commission a New Cosplay Outfit (1h, Screaming Stich & Hem) On job start: *hisses* Hmm. This is a very eccentric business. However, the price is right. A platter of fish heads and catnip. I'll just leave my design schematics here on the counter. Please note the abdominal muscle enhancements. *purrs* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Monster Physique

Monster Physique Pt. 1

After tapping on She-Wolf's exclamation mark: After chewing on so many Springfield tubbos, I'm really feeling bloated. I think it's time for me to cut down on meat-eating. You could have just told me that without attacking me and pinning me down. I didn't think of that. I'm new at this vegetarian thing. Task: Make She-Wolf Learn About Vegetarian Lifestyle (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Monster Physique Pt. 2

After tapping on She-Wolf's exclamation mark: I'm a little unsure about this vegetarian thing. Is a squirrel a vegetable? Is your brain? No, no! My brain is way high in cholesterol and oxidants. I like you. You should be my health consultant! Okay. I suggest you get some exercise and go for a good run. Where should I run? Far away from me. Task: Make She-Wolf Go for a Run (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Monster Physique Pt. 3

After tapping on She-Wolf's exclamation mark: That was a nice run, but I need more if I'm going to get down to my ideal killing weight. Try my primal workout plan! It's perfect to help you unleash the beast! It'll only cost you a hundred donuts! You'll give it to me free or I'll get my primal workout tearing you apart! Here you go. Ol' Gil's going primal too...living on the street. Task: Make She-Wolf Do a Primal Workout (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Monster Physique Pt. 4

After tapping on She-Wolf's exclamation mark: I'm trying to get healthy, but I just feel drained all the time. I'm not a vet, and not really much of a doctor, but I'd say it has to do with your sudden change in diet. If you don't eat meat again, you might return to regular human form. Anything but that! I can't go back to having to shave my legs! I can't! My official prescription is vitamins. My unofficial is...unsuspecting victims. *chuckles* Task: Make She-Wolf Return to Primal Ways (8h, Brown House) I feel so much better! I feel alive!! I thought I was your health consultant. You were, and now you're helping me have a balanced diet. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Mr. Mum

Mr. Mum Pt. 1

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark: Hey, Lou, what's going on? I woke up wrapped in these bandages, and I'm pretty sure I'm not wearing underwear. I have bad news, and worse news. First, you've been turned into a mummy. That's bad all right. What's the worse news? You lost your weapon, and you're going to have to fill out a LOT of forms. Aw, now I'm mad. And when I get mad, I get hungry. Task: Make Mummy Wiggum Sneak in a Snack (4h) Boy, I see why the ancient Egyptians worshipped scarab beetles. They're delicious! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mr. Mum Pt. 2

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: Is there something I can do for you? Yes, I'm here to see my son, Ralph. He's a very special boy. I'll say. Ralph has two mummies. Task: Make Mummy Wiggum Feel Annoyed (4h, Springfield Elementary, Wiggum House or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mr. Mum Pt. 3

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark: This is awkward, Lou. As a police officer I'm sworn to uphold the law. But as a mummy, it's kind of my duty to go nuts. Think of it this way. You were terrible at the first thing, so you don't need to bother with the second. You really can be annoying, Lou. And now I can do something about it. Task: Make Mummy Wiggum Rampage (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mr. Mum Pt. 4

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark: My wife, Sarah, was right. It's hard being a mummy. Come on, Ralphie, let's go home and play "Unwrap Daddy". Maybe there's a prize hidden underneath all these bandages. Task: Make Mummy Wiggum Call it a Day (8h, Wiggum House or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Stone Gate

After placing Stone Gat: Ooh! A big, stone gate. I wonder where it leads? Perhaps it's a portal to the Egyptian underworld where they weigh a heart against a feather. A soul goes to Paradise if the heart is lighter than a feather. Does arterial plaque add buoyancy? Because if so, paradise here I come. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bazaar

After building Bazaar: Oh my goodness! An outpost of the exotic ancient Sahara has opened in Springfield! Finally, my years of practice bargaining at the Springfield Elementary Haggle Club will pay off! I'm off to drink tea and save big on rugs and fezzes. Task: Make Martin Have a Bazaar Experience (8h, Bazaar) So, how'd the bazaar bargaining go? Not well. I got a nice-looking fez, but in return I seem to have sold myself into slavery as a camel-dung collector. Still, it's good to learn a marketable skill. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Grand Pyramid

After building Grand Pyramid: Hey, hey! What have we here? A new casino in town? Teeny bet me I couldn't stop gambling. Maybe I can win back what I lost to him at this joint. I'd not go in there if you value your life, clown. There's a great big curse o'er this place, and all who enter it. Eh, I've already got eight ex-wives. What curse can be worse than that? Task: Make Krusty Gamble With an Ancient Curse (8h, Grand Pyramid) That cursed casino wasn't so bad. I'm covered in seeping boils, but I also got comp'ed at the buffet. Lucky you! Seeping boils are the national dish of Scotland. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mums the Word

Mums the Word Pt. 1

After tapping on Womenhet's exclamation mark: Darling, what do you think of our home's new decor? I love it darling, except for the Sphinx. It keeps asking me the most devilish riddles after I've already put my brain back in its canopic jar for the night. I only got a Sphinx because you wouldn't let me have a cat. Cats may be sacred, but their furballs sure aren't! If I can't spruce up my tomb, I'll brighten up everything else! Task: Reach Level 8 Task: Brighten Up Springfield (8h) I'm getting nowhere. I used to be able to raise a sandstorm with just the flutter of an eyelash. Now I can't even raise a dustbunny from under the bed. I must recover my mystical mojo or I'll be the laughing stock of the next mummy masquerade. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mums the Word Pt. 2

After tapping on Womenhet's exclamation mark: I couldn't help but overhear you, Womenhet, saying you want to pretty up the town. Trouble is, only Sky Finger can grow plants here in Springfield. "Sky Finger"? What nonsense are you on about, daughter of Isis? Sky Finger holds the ultimate power in this place - it can summon or dismiss people and things at will. What childish nonsense. Everyone knows the universe is run by thirty-seven gods with the heads of animals. Grow up. If Sky Finger truly exists, I dare it to demonstrate its power. Task: Reach level 12 Task: Place Flowers [x3] Task: Store Flowers [x3] Task: Realize Sky-Finger is Ordering Her Around (4h, Cursed Tomb or Brown House) Sky Finger is real! Forgive me, oh mighty digit. It was only in ignorance that I insulted your awesome power. Look, I baked you an ibis. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mums the Word Pt. 3

After tapping on Womenhet's exclamation mark: Oh, great Sky Finger, please tell me how I can recover my magic powers. Whoa, whoa. If you want to beg boons of Sky Finger, you have to get in line. Some of us have been waiting on a vegetarian restaurant forever... Sky Finger does not care who is first, Sky Finger cares who is most worthy. My people built the Pyramids. We know how to worship. Task: Make Womenhet Worship Sky Finger (4h, Cursed Tomb or Brown House) Task: Make Springfielders Worship Womenhet [x5] (4h, Homes) Thank you, oh great Sky Finger! May you never fail to poke your enemies squarely between the eyes. Still waiting on that vegetarian restaurant down here, Sky Finger...no rush. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mums the Word Pt. 4

After tapping on Amenhotep's exclamation mark: Dearest, I apologize if I implied I was not delighted with your decorating choices. Look how I'm supporting your goals. I rearranged the furniture to get better feng shui, whoever that is. You just moved the sofa so it's closer to the TV! Yes, yes, so we can watch feng shui together. Ugh, why is everything always about the mummy! Task: Make Womenhet Summon Sandstorm (4h) Don't worry dear, you should be able to dig yourself out of that room in about a week. And by then I'll have finished all our redecorating. Now, where is that gold death mask we've been saving for a rainy day? Quest reward: 200 and 20