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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update/Gameplay

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Act 1 Gameplay[edit]

Biting Back[edit]

Biting Back Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on October 3rd:
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png Halloween approaches. The time when my evil powers are at their height.
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png Tonight my foul presence will bring terror to the huddled, fearful mortals of Springfield.
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png Could you stop off at the Kwik-E-Mart? We need more kitchen trash bags.
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png But I'm flying home as a bat! I'll look like an idiot carrying a shopping bag.
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png Do it! Or tonight your foul presence will be bringing terror to the living room sofa.
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png Yes, Dear.
Task: Make Springfielders Ignore Count Dracula [x5] (6s, Homes)
If the user has Count Dracula: Task: Make Count Dracula Fail to Scare Springfielders (6s, Homes)
On job start:
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png *hypnotizing stare* I want to drink your blood!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Really? You look a little old to be a network executive.
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png Oh Krusty, if I wasn't already undead, you'd slay me!
On job end:
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png I do not understand. Not a single person in this town is scared by me.
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png I even bit this woman and she started coming on to me.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png *laughs sheepishly* I haven't had action like that in years.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Biting Back Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Biting Back Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png Why is no one scared of me? You'd think people deal with unholy bloodsuckers every day.
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png They do: Freemium game designers.
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png Our only hope is to use our vampire allure and turn the people of Springfield into our minions.
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png But first we'll have to get rid of the most dangerous and sexy man in town.
Task: Make Ned Fend Off Vampires (6s, Flanders House)
On job end:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Hey, hey, the only woman I let bite my neck is my wife!
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png Then what's the problem. Just like her, I'm dead. *long suck*
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Ooh, I feel like an altar boy who's been overdoing the communion wine...
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, help! Vampires are trying to kill me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't worry! Vampires can't stand garlic. Just hang these cloves around your neck.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Garlic? That's awfully French. I'll stick with the vampires.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Biting Back Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, our city is being stalked by vampires!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Nooo! They're so terrifyingly moody and angst-ridden.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Have no flayvin! Lengthy computer simulations have revealed the way to defeat them.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png We must dig up ancient relics from the old Van Flanders ruins, and use them to summon a mythical ancient power.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png The legends call it "Sky Finger" and apparently it has a mysterious power called "tapping".
Quest reward: Pickaxe.png10
Task: Place Old Ruins
Task: Discover a Relic
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is this it?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That's a rock.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is this it?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That's the same rock.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm bored.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Biting Back Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png We need to dig up more ancient relics and use them to defeat the evil besetting our town.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid relics. I've already broken three of your shovels digging them up. More shovels please.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I call upon the sky lord to grant us a forge burning with righteousness, forming metal into pickaxes of holy fury.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid Flanders! Why didn't you wish for a beer and a jackhammer!
Task: Place Holy Forge
Task: Acquire Pickaxes [x5]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Biting Back Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look out! Vampires! Stake 'em!
Tapped Out Cloakie Icon.png *snarls*
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No, Homer, those monsters are actually our fellow townspeople!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Definitely stake 'em!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png The vampires have used their "allure" to put a curse on regular people.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I think I know how to free them from the allure, but we'll need to use the ceremonies written in the old Flanders family tome.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Now where did I put that tome?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I borrowed it to put under the leg of my wobbly coffee table.
Task: Place Flanders Family Tome
Task: Tap the Flanders Family Tome to Cleanse All Monster Minions
Task: Clear the Curse on Monster Minions in Friends Towns [x5]
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow, that tome of yours has some kickass anti-minion power.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It also has a mighty good recipe for lemonade. Like to try some?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We're allies, not friends.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Biting Back Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Biting Back Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png You'll never stop my minions. We will scatter to the dark corners of Springfield!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hmm, we do have a LOT of dark corners in this town.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It's the heart of our latest tourist campaign: "Springfield, Where Lovers Can Watch the Stars".
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Because we never repair the street lights.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's it! If we create a dark and spooky area around the old ruins, it'll attract the vampire minions, and keep them out of the town!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png The Frink Future Predictor gives that plan a nintey-nine percent chance of success!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png But an eighty-seven percent chance the Frink Future Predictor itself is just a worthless piece of junk. Frink away!
Task: Craft a Decoration
Task: Reach 5% Curse Bonus
Tapped Out Cloakie Icon.png *inquisitive growl*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's working! The spooky ruins are attracting the minions!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Once again, the Frink Future Predictor is right!
Tapped Out Fortune Teller Icon.png veryone wants into the game.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Note: Currently, if Count Dracula isn't owned, the quest ends here, with no Bonus Donuts. A patch is in the work to fix it.

Biting Back Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Count Dracula's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png Vladdy, dearest, my idiotic minions are hiding in the dark instead of chasing victims.
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png Yes, the decision to make them mindless does seem to have some drawbacks.
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png On the other hand, I think we can draw them out of the shadows with the one thing mindless people love.
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png A shopping district.
Task: Unlock and Build Dracula-la Land
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Biting Back Pt. 8[edit]

After completing Biting Back Pt. 7:
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png I thought if we could defeat any town, it would be this one.
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png No kidding. Last spring, Springfield couldn't even manage to handle an outbreak of athlete's foot.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Still can't. My toes are itching the hell out of me.
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png Stand back, Vladdy. It's time to see what a three-hundred-year-old lady vampire can do to this town.
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png My dear, you don't look a day over two-fifty.
Task: Unlock Countess Dracula
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png Well, this didn't go as planned.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's Springfield, baby! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png Don't worry about it, my darling. Go have a nice nap in your coffin.
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png I can't! I drank so much blood I'm too fat to fit in it.
Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon.png Aw, you can burn those calories off in no time. Just stay up until the sun comes out.
System Message The Vampire invasion has been thwarted. But you can still send Countess Dracula on her job to Create Monster Minions!
System Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Springfielders digging and cleansing Monster Minions, Act 2 starts soon!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Whatever, Vampires[edit]

After completing Biting Back Pt. 8:
Task: Collect Fangs [x23000]
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

More Curses (Act 1)[edit]

More Curses Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Biting Back Pt. 6:
Task: Reach 10% Curse Bonus
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

More Curses Pt. 2[edit]

After completing More Curses Pt. 1:
Task: Reach 15% Curse Bonus
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

More Curses Pt. 3[edit]

After completing More Curses Pt. 2:
Task: Reach 20% Curse Bonus
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Act 2 Gameplay[edit]

Ruff Welcome[edit]

Ruff Welcome Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Biting Back Pt. 6 and the user logs in on October 17th:
Tapped Out Werewolf Icon.png Those prissy vampire wimps have given up the fight, and headed back to their soggy crypts.
Tapped Out Werewolf Icon.png Which leaves Springfield wide open for us werewolves. The town is ours for the bacon.
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png It's so sexy when you give into the dark temptations that seize us when the moon is full.
Tapped Out Werewolf Icon.png Yep, devouring humans, and then going at it like dogs.
Task: Make Springfielders Be Unimpressed [x5] (8h, Brown House)
If the user has Werewolf: Task: Make Werewolf Try to Terrify Springfielders (8h, Brown House)
On job start:
Tapped Out Werewolf Icon.png *growl*
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png *growl* yerself.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png You think you're hairy and have stink breath? Well, meet a Scotsman!
Tapped Out Werewolf Icon.png *whimper*
On job end:
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png Back so soon? No blood on your jowls?
Tapped Out Werewolf Icon.png Lot of tough characters in this town.
Tapped Out Werewolf Icon.png Plus, when I'm not a werewolf, I'm an accountant.
Tapped Out Werewolf Icon.png I'm really not that aggressive.
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png That's why we got into werewolving... to give you more self-esteem.
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png No one interferes with my mate's therapy...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ruff Welcome Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Ruff Welcome Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Fortune Teller Icon.png A new curse will soon strike this wicked town!
Tapped Out Fortune Teller Icon.png Werewolves will bite the townspeople, and turn them into mindless minions.
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png *snarls* You know what they say, "Fur is murder... ous!".
Tapped Out Fortune Teller Icon.png For five bucks I'll give you obscure hints about how to get rid of them.
Tapped Out Fortune Teller Icon.png For ten bucks, you get a full manual and an app to keep track of your steps while you do it.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Luckily, Chapter Two in the Flanders Family Tome is all about how to reverse the werewolf curse!
Tapped Out Fortune Teller Icon.png Yeah, but you still want to keep track of your steps, right?
Task: Clear Monster Minions [x10]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ruff Welcome Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We're flushing out our werewolf minions like a Californian cleansing at Aromatherapy.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Let's keep following the monster playbook, and add a building that will attract the minions into a kill zone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Attract a dog... We could build a house full of my slippers.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Wolves have one weakness. Food.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yes. Only wolves.
Task: Unlock and Build Barking Good Butchery
Tapped Out Wearywolf Icon.png *sniff* *sniff* Meat? Me like!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Me like too! And me was here first!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ruff Welcome Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Ruff Welcome Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Werewolf Icon.png What the flea?! What's happening to all my pup-pets?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You tried to take over our town, well now it's time to pay the butcher's bill.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Seriously, because buying all this raw meat to attract werewolves is costing a fortune.
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png You pathetic losers. You couldn't even transform into a guinea pig if you wanted to.
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png Here I come, and I warn you, I'm a bitch.
Task: Unlock She-Wolf
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png Time to dine!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'm not gonna run!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png 'Cause I never run. Way too tiring.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ruff Welcome Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on She-Wolf's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png Oh my...I feel terrible.
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png The people of Springfield are making me sick.
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png What do these people eat?! They're so fatty, and greasy. Blech!
Tapped Out Werewolf Icon.png So, purely as a matter of personal health, let's call off the attack on Springfield.
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png Right. Not saying they beat us. Just making a lifestyle choice.
Task: Make She-Wolf Spin Her Defeat in Positive Terms (8h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon.png So, Ms. Werewolf, going to tuck-tail and run?
Tapped Out She-Wolf Icon.png No, I'm just switching to a vegan lifestyle. Only going to eat vegans.
System Message The Werewolf invasion has been thwarted. But you can still send She-Wolf on her job to Create Monster Minions!
System Message You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep Springfielders digging and cleansing Monster Minions, Act 3 starts soon!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Whatever, Werewolves[edit]

After completing Ruff Welcome Pt. 5:
Task: Collect Fur [x25000]
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

More Curses (Act 2)[edit]

More Curses Pt. 4[edit]

After starting Act 2 and completing More Curses Pt. 3:
Task: Reach 25% Curse Bonus
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

More Curses Pt. 5[edit]

After completing More Curses Pt. 4:
Task: Reach 30% Curse Bonus
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

More Curses Pt. 6[edit]

After completing More Curses Pt. 5:
Task: Reach 35% Curse Bonus
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Act 3 Gameplay[edit]

It's a Wrap[edit]

It's a Wrap Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Biting Back Pt. 6 and the user logs in on October 31st:
Tapped Out Womenhet Icon.png O my proud husband Amenhotep, the vampires and werewolves have felt the asp-bite of defeat.
Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon.png Yes, my dear, they got it right in the bum. It was an asp-ass-bite.
Tapped Out Womenhet Icon.png As senior monster, it's up to you to show them the proper way to visit a terrible curse on a helpless town.
Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon.png But my high priestess, I was gonna watch football today! Have a heart.
Tapped Out Womenhet Icon.png I can't have a heart. It was pulled out through my nose while I was being embalmed.
Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon.png Ugh, three thousand years, you're still complaining about that.
Task: Make Springfielders Flee From Mummies [x5] (12h, Homes)
Task: Clear Monster Minions [x10]
On job start:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh, Marge, did you order some kind of weird body-wrap beauty service?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Not that I remember.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Good. Lisa, have you been making robots with papier-mâché?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, I've been drawing ponies. Why do you ask?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Because then...Mummies! Aaaah!
Tapped Out Shuffles Icon.png *snarls* Grrrrrrr!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It's a Wrap Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Ok, this is getting ri-ding-dong-diculous. How many more monsters are we going to have to go through?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let me borrow your flamethrower and I'll make quick work of these creatures.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, no! Those are our friends and neighbors under those mummy wraps!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm aware of that.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'm sure my ancient tome will suggest a way to defeat a mummy.
Task: Make Ned Investigate Pharaoh's Curses (8h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It's a Wrap Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, my ancient book explains how to use stone tablets to send the mummies back into their tombs.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can you be sure it will work?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It's so ancient, it was written by an Egyptian. Fellow by the name of Amenhotep.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Looks like we can order stone tablets online. But the shipping will cost a fortune.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png We're going to need something bizarre...like a bazaar!
Task: Unlock and Build Bazaar
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png All right, an old-fashioned bazaar! Bet we can find some ancient tablets for sale here.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You might have some shopping competition...
Tapped Out Shuffles Icon.png *inquisitive snarl*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It's a Wrap Pt. 4[edit]

After completing It's a Wrap Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Womenhet Icon.png Our stupid minions are flocking to the bazaar, where they are freed from our controlling curse.
Tapped Out Womenhet Icon.png O honored but idiotic husband of mine, why did you write a book explaining how to defeat us?
Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon.png For a start, I was still alive, and number two I needed cash for that fancy pyramid you just had to have.
Tapped Out Womenhet Icon.png Arrgh! I need to get in there and put a stop to this.
Tapped Out Womenhet Icon.png Also, I see a beautiful brooch for sale!
Task: Make Ned Shop for Ancient Tablets (8h, Bazaar)
Task: Make Homer Get Distracted by Bazaar Food (8h, Bazaar)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It's a Wrap Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png High Priestess Womenhet, why are you monsters so anxious to put curses on us, anyway?
Tapped Out Womenhet Icon.png Monster-kind deserves to be free more than just a single night a year on Halloween!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Is that what this is about? Let me show you something.
Task: Make Lisa Show Womenhet the Mummy Around Springfield (8h, Womenhet)
Tapped Out Womenhet Icon.png So, all these monsters are welcome in Springfield?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Not exactly welcome, but let's face it, the most dangerous thing in this town is my dad.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I blew the whole thing up.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And WE'RE still allowed to live here.
Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon.png Then if you'll have us, we'll settle in this horrible town and do our best to make it better.
Tapped Out Womenhet Icon.png For us, "better" means even more horrible.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The invasion has been quashed. I welcome our new citizens. Vote Quimby.
System Message The invasion has been thwarted. But you can still send the Monster Masters on their jobs to Create Minions!
System Message You have completed the Act 3 story! Keep Springfielders digging and cleansing Monster Minions to earn bonus donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Whatever, Mummies[edit]

After completing It's a Wrap Pt. 5:
Task: Collect Wraps [x28000]
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

More Curses (Act 3)[edit]

More Curses Pt. 7[edit]

After starting Act 3 and completing More Curses Pt. 6:
Task: Reach 40% Curse Bonus
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

More Curses Pt. 8[edit]

After completing More Curses Pt. 7:
Task: Reach 45% Curse Bonus
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

More Curses Pt. 9[edit]

After completing More Curses Pt. 8:
Task: Reach 50% Curse Bonus
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10