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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Time Traveling Toaster, Road to Riches, Donut Day 2017 and 4th of July 2017 content update/4th of July 2017/Gameplay

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Gameplay[edit]

Crack Prattle and BANG![edit]

After the user logs in on June 28th:
Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon.png Finally! Some good old fashioned Independence Day fireworks!
Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon.png Straight from the eighteenth century too! You don't get more American than that!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The box says made in China.
Task: Place a Patriotic Box of Fireworks
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Procrastination[edit]

Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 1[edit]

After completing It's About Time Pt. 3 and the user logs in on June 28th:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Lisa! Betcha you can't tell me, in five paragraphs, your favorite thesis and supporting statements about an American President?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're trying to get me to write a school essay for you, aren't you?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Essay writing is hard for me, Lisa. I'm not like you. You know... boring.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Best be on your way to the library, brother. The Dewey decimal system is a tough nut to crack.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'd rather die!
Task: Make Bart Plan a "Life Hack" for Writing an Essay (6s, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I've got it! Why read about the Presidents, when I can go speak to them myself?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You mean... use Dad's toaster to travel back in time and collect America's greatest leaders?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's actually... kind of... brilliant!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Be back soon. Just need to set this thing to the date of America's founding -- One million B.C.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Try 1789. But wait... something's nagging at me. The Fourth of July... U.S. Presidents... augh, what is it?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Don't know, don't care. Like I said -- you're boring. Bye!
Task: Make Bart Travel to the Past to Collect Presidents (6s, Homer's Workbench)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That was quick.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Several months from my point of view. I'm eleven now, by the way.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I figured out what was bothering me. Each year at this time, a different ex-President appears in Springfield.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Nixon. And now we know why. YOU brought them all here. With Dad's toaster.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It IS pretty hard to get the return year right when your only time machine control is a "doneness" knob.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If you'll excuse me, I want to freshen up for whichever ex-Prez is coming this year!
Task: Make Bart Wait for Presidents to Arrive (6s, Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Dress to Impress Presidents (6s, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Who's coming this year, Bart?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Mike.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png President Mike?
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Plans are nothing, planning is everything!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh... "Ike". Not "Mike", dummy. As in "I like Ike".
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well, so far Cue Ball hasn't written word one of my essay. You can like Ike all you want. I am NOT a fan.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Premium gameplay[edit]

Eisenhower Purchased Dialogue[edit]

After unlocking Dwight D. Eisenhower:
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Now then, why am I in the future?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, Mr. President, you see--
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Let the men talk.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png 1950s guys...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well sir, there is a five-paragraph essay that requires your military genius to complete.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Hmm. Would you describe Operation Essay to be the most critical, complex multi-force action ever undertaken by this great nation and its allies?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I would, sir.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Convene my general staff! Take me to HQ! We've got a war to win!

Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 1[edit]

Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Now, then. Essays are won or lost on the might of the thesis statement. What do we have so far?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Uh... "Eisenhower, despite being bald, was a great leader and of our many presidents, he was one"?
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Do you know the first thing about me?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No, and I don't really want to. If you could just write the paper--
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Son, this will be the greatest paper ever conceived by the minds of free men. Strap in!
Task: Make Eisenhower Teach Bart About Eisenhower (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Bart Try to Avoid Learning About Eisenhower (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Are all American children as lazy as your brother, miss? You may speak.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, really? Gee, thanks for the permission.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png You're welcome.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Anyway, no. But Bart's not lazy, exactly. In fact, he won't stop until he gets one of you to write the paper for him.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Hmm. Oh, on another topic -- in my day the Russians were quite a threat to our democracy. How we doing on that front nowadays?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png About that...
Task: Make Bart Figure Out How to Convince Presidents (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png I will not be coerced into writing your paper for you, young man.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh yeah? Well I've just come back from the library, and I dug up dirt on ALL you ex-Presidents.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I thought the whole point was to AVOID research, Bart.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Are you trying to blackmail us, young man?
Task: Make Bart Blackmail the Presidents (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Presidents Get Nervous (4h, Simpson House)
Characters: Dwight D. Eisenhower, George Washington, Richard Nixon, Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Bart, do you honestly believe any of us have embarrassing photos in our past?
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png Certainly not of me, there were no cameras back in the 18th century.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Dick Nixon'll do whatever you ask. Blackmail away.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I give up. I'm gonna fail.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png What? No operation of mine has EVER failed!
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png The arsenal of democracy cannot suffer defeat! You will finish this essay, or I will finish it for you!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Uh... no?
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Step aside! Ex-Presidents! Gather 'round! Your country needs you once more!
Task: Make Eisenhower Hand Over His Essay (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20