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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Time Traveling Toaster, Road to Riches, Donut Day 2017 and 4th of July 2017 content update/4th of July 2017/Gameplay
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Gameplay[edit]
Crack Prattle and BANG![edit]
After the user logs in on June 28th:
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Finally! Some good old fashioned Independence Day fireworks!
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Straight from the eighteenth century too! You don't get more American than that!
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The box says made in China.
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Task: Place a Patriotic Box of Fireworks Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Essay on the Principle of Procrastination[edit]
Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 1[edit]
After completing It's About Time Pt. 3 and the user logs in on June 28th:
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Lisa! Betcha you can't tell me, in five paragraphs, your favorite thesis and supporting statements about an American President?
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You're trying to get me to write a school essay for you, aren't you?
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Essay writing is hard for me, Lisa. I'm not like you. You know... boring.
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Best be on your way to the library, brother. The Dewey decimal system is a tough nut to crack.
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I'd rather die!
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Task: Make Bart Plan a "Life Hack" for Writing an Essay (6s, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 2[edit]
After completing Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 1:
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I've got it! Why read about the Presidents, when I can go speak to them myself?
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You mean... use Dad's toaster to travel back in time and collect America's greatest leaders?
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That's actually... kind of... brilliant!
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Be back soon. Just need to set this thing to the date of America's founding -- One million B.C.
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Try 1789. But wait... something's nagging at me. The Fourth of July... U.S. Presidents... augh, what is it?
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Don't know, don't care. Like I said -- you're boring. Bye!
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Task: Make Bart Travel to the Past to Collect Presidents (6s, Homer's Workbench) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 3[edit]
After completing Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 2:
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That was quick.
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Several months from my point of view. I'm eleven now, by the way.
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I figured out what was bothering me. Each year at this time, a different ex-President appears in Springfield.
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Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Nixon. And now we know why. YOU brought them all here. With Dad's toaster.
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It IS pretty hard to get the return year right when your only time machine control is a "doneness" knob.
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If you'll excuse me, I want to freshen up for whichever ex-Prez is coming this year!
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Task: Make Bart Wait for Presidents to Arrive (6s, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Dress to Impress Presidents (6s, Simpson House)
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Who's coming this year, Bart?
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Mike.
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President Mike?
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Plans are nothing, planning is everything!
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Oh... "Ike". Not "Mike", dummy. As in "I like Ike".
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Well, so far Cue Ball hasn't written word one of my essay. You can like Ike all you want. I am NOT a fan.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Premium gameplay[edit]
Eisenhower Purchased Dialogue[edit]
After unlocking Dwight D. Eisenhower:
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Now then, why am I in the future?
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Well, Mr. President, you see--
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Let the men talk.
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1950s guys...
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Well sir, there is a five-paragraph essay that requires your military genius to complete.
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Hmm. Would you describe Operation Essay to be the most critical, complex multi-force action ever undertaken by this great nation and its allies?
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I would, sir.
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Convene my general staff! Take me to HQ! We've got a war to win!
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Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 1[edit]
Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
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Now, then. Essays are won or lost on the might of the thesis statement. What do we have so far?
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Uh... "Eisenhower, despite being bald, was a great leader and of our many presidents, he was one"?
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Do you know the first thing about me?
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No, and I don't really want to. If you could just write the paper--
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Son, this will be the greatest paper ever conceived by the minds of free men. Strap in!
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Task: Make Eisenhower Teach Bart About Eisenhower (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Try to Avoid Learning About Eisenhower (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
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Are all American children as lazy as your brother, miss? You may speak.
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Oh, really? Gee, thanks for the permission.
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You're welcome.
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Anyway, no. But Bart's not lazy, exactly. In fact, he won't stop until he gets one of you to write the paper for him.
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Hmm. Oh, on another topic -- in my day the Russians were quite a threat to our democracy. How we doing on that front nowadays?
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About that...
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Task: Make Bart Figure Out How to Convince Presidents (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
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I will not be coerced into writing your paper for you, young man.
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Oh yeah? Well I've just come back from the library, and I dug up dirt on ALL you ex-Presidents.
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I thought the whole point was to AVOID research, Bart.
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Are you trying to blackmail us, young man?
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Task: Make Bart Blackmail the Presidents (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Presidents Get Nervous (4h, Simpson House) Characters: Dwight D. Eisenhower, George Washington, Richard Nixon, Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln
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Bart, do you honestly believe any of us have embarrassing photos in our past?
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Certainly not of me, there were no cameras back in the 18th century.
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Dick Nixon'll do whatever you ask. Blackmail away.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
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I give up. I'm gonna fail.
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What? No operation of mine has EVER failed!
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The arsenal of democracy cannot suffer defeat! You will finish this essay, or I will finish it for you!
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Uh... no?
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Step aside! Ex-Presidents! Gather 'round! Your country needs you once more!
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Task: Make Eisenhower Hand Over His Essay (4h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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