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The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Springfield Jobs content update/Gameplay

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Act 1 Gameplay[edit]

The Springfield Job[edit]

The Springfield Job Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on March 21st:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers! Why is it so quiet in here?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Because mute is the default option in 2018.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Enough of your meta-humor. I mean, the core is obviously melting down! Where are the alarms?!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Simpson must've turned off the alarms to help him focus on stopping the meltdown.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Meltdown? I thought that was an alarm clock trying to wake me up from my nap.
Task: Make Homer Pull Levers to Stop a Meltdown (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stopped the meltdown. The forty-ninth lever was the charm.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wonder what pulling the first forty-eight levers did.
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png What idiot activated the waste sludge dumper? It filled my Mercedes with radioactive mud!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Aristotle Amadopolis, my fellow nuclear plant owner! What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png The usual. Regretting I ever came.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Springfield Job Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png Burnsie, I came here with a proposal.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I have a proposal too: stop calling me "Burnsie".
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png Burnsie, I'm bored with being a nuclear plant owner. We bend the law, but we never break it.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Speak for yourself. I've committed crimes so terrible they haven't even been invented yet.
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png Then I think you'll enjoy what I have in mind.
Task: Make Aristotle Amadopolis Propose a Heist (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Burns Agree to a Heist (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Casually Overhear About a Heist (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png So we are agreed. We each put together a team of criminals and try to be the first to rob the Museum of Super Fine Arts in Little Italy.
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png Whoever gets the loot first is the winner of our little contest.
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png And then we give the loot back, of course, since this is all in fun.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Oh, I'll return the loot. Even if during the heist you have a terminal "accident".
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png Why would that happen?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I'm putting Homer Simpson on my team. That pretty much guarantees someone will get hurt.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Springfield Job Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bart, can you keep a secret?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png If you haven't figured that out by now, there's no point in me telling you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I knew I could trust you. Mr. Burns wants me to help him do a heist. Should I do it?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sure. If there's one thing I know about crime, it's that the big fish get caught and the little fish get away.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, it's a contest between two teams put together by a withered skinbag and a Greek playboy. What could go wrong?
Task: Make Homer Practice Heisting (6s, Simpson Home
Task: Make Aristotle Amadopolis Hire Goons (6s, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png Listen up, you Calabresi mobsters, if you want in on this job.
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png It's a simple art heist. No whacking, no kisses of death, and no going to the mattresses.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png What if we're sleepy?
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png Shut up, idiota! Don't worry, Mr. A. We'll play nice.
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png Until the job is over. But then we have a bone to pick with Fat Tony and his gang!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Springfield Job Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png Okay, mobsters. What's the plan for the heist?
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png Woah, slow down. We have to get in the stealing mood, with a practice extra-legal side gig.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png Anything we grab, we can fence down at the mall, at Plunderer Pete's.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png They don't care what truck your stuff "fell off", they'll buy it.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png And then write a cutesy shoppers guide about it.
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Task: Build Plunderer Pete's
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png You've assembled quite a team of hoodlums, Aristotle, but I'll still beat you to robbing that museum.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I've hired the most depraved scoundrels in Springfield for my team.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png The barflies at Moe's tavern.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

The Springfield Job Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Justice Agent Icon.png Citizen! I am an agent of the International Court of Justice. My jurisdiction is "Little Italy" and all other "Little Tourist Traps".
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The foreign fuzz. They're not like American cops. You can't bribe them with donuts.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Relax. Perhaps a crime wave in a nearby town will draw them away.
Task: Make Burns Pay Small Time Thieves to Jump Town (4h, Control Building)
Task: Tap Justice Agents in Springfield [x10]
Task: Send Crooks to Other Springfields [x3]
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

The Springfield Job Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Why did I agree to be in on this heist? The only safe-cracking I know about is telling politically correct jokes to my wife.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Have you thought about beating the safe door with one of your hot dogs?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I want to open the safe, not reduce it to rubble.
Task: Make Apu Practice Safe Cracking on His Register (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Place Gondola in Bonus Area
Task: Place Any Grand Canal in Bonus Area
Task: Reach 1.00% Bonus
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Taking a gondola ride and listening to a yokel pretending to be a gondolier sing "Volaré" has totally chilled me out.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I am ready to safe-crack my way into Fort Knox!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Or even more challenging, the safe at the Kwik-E-Mart where they keep the twenty-dollar bills.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

The Springfield Job Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Recruits, all good heists need an elaborate plan, which Smithers here is preparing.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Once again, I have to protest being made an accessory to a crime.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And I protest you being a namby-pamby poo-head. Now get on with it!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Fine. Now, before we do anything we have to stake out the target.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmm, steak out.
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

The Springfield Job Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers! We must make our move to rob the museum tonight.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png But the team hasn't memorized the plan.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We haven't even memorized the title of the plan: "The Plan".
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png There's no time. I've learned that Aristotle and his goons are going in tomorrow.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Wow, you must have some spies.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png No, he just called me up and said "Nyah nyah, we're going in tomorrow".
Task: Unlock Act 1 Finale
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png Neither of us managed to rob the museum. It seems I overestimated you...
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And I you. Does this mean our contest is over?
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png No! We will try a heist in a new location. One far from Little Italy and its fattening calzones.
System Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep robbing the museum to keep getting those Pictures of Paintings. Act 2 starts soon!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and XP.png20

Don't Go Baroque[edit]

After completing The Springfield Job Pt. 8:
Task: Collect Pictures of Paintings [x3000]
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Resurrection of Rigellian Christ[edit]

After the user logs in on March 28th:
System Message Let's celebrate the Resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Rigellian Christ! Have some slimy donuts in their name.
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png10

Act 2 Gameplay[edit]

It Only Rains Everyday[edit]

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on April 6th:
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png Burnsie, our contest is still on. Whoever heists the most loot wins.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Very well. But now our target will be the jewels in the Little Tower of Little London.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I still think this is a terrible idea.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png YOU'RE a terrible idea! And another thing: I'm throwing Simpson off the team.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Who'd have thought that he could be worse at something than his actual job?
Task: Unlock Tower of Springfield
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Task: Make Homer Celebrate Being Off the Team (4h, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo hoo! I'm out of the caper! Now to celebrate by eating a jar of capers.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Homer Simpson, a word with you if you please.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What if I don't please?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Then say goodbye to your kneecaps.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I can't live with uncapped knees! What do you want?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png I hear a heist is in the works. Tell me all the details.
Task: Make Homer Spill the Beans (4h, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So, Amadopolis and the Calabresi gang are planning to rob the Little Tower of Little London...
Tapped Out Legs Icon.png No one does a heist on our territory, boss!
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png I am aware of that. In fact, I'm the one that told that to you, you goat cheese.
Tapped Out Legs Icon.png You're so amazing, Boss, I can't help repeating things you say. So, what do we do, you goat cheese?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png We do the heist first, with the help of the fatso.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I assume you're referring to some other fatso, sir.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Simpson, you're the one with heist experience, so I'm putting you in charge.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay. One question: is the "wheel man" the guy that goes "whee" when the job is over?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Don't make me regret my decision. Regrets make me want to whack fatsos.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'M in charge. If anyone whacks me, it will be me.
Task: Make Homer "Plan" Heist (4h, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House)
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Lou, we've got a crime wave. I have a confidential tip that a major heist is in the works.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png It's not a confidential tip, it's something I told you at this morning's staff meeting.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Lou, we're not here to worry about who gets credit, we're here to get my name in the paper.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'm installing a Police Call Box in the heart of the crime district.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png It's a place we can hide in if we see some scary crime.
Task: Place Police Call Box in Bonus Area
Task: Reach 1.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Here's the plan: we grab the Queen's Royal Carriage and use it to sneak into the Tower.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Nice. The Tower guards will think we're the Queen coming for a visit.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Plus, I hear she keeps snacks in the carriage glove compartment.
Task: Make Homer Boost the Queen's Ride (4h, Tower of Springfield)
Task: Unlock Queen's Carriage
Task: Reach 5.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png So far, so good, Homer. We're in the carriage. Now to sneak into the Tower.
Tapped Out Louie Icon.png We can't sneak! Homer's so heavy the carriage is dragging on the ground.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's not my fault! I loaded up on carbs so I'd have plenty of energy for the heist.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png How's that working out?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png My full tummy is making me sleepy.
Task: Unlock Act 2 Finale
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Phew, we all got away safely!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Except Louie. They beheaded him on Tower Green.
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png The guards are on alert. We'll never steal the Crown Jewels now.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Then we'll have to finish our contest somewhere else. It's time for sudden death.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Careful, sir, that's exactly what the doctor said during your last visit.
System Message You have completed Act 2! Keep robbing the tower to keep getting those Crown-less Jewels. Act 3 starts soon!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and XP.png20

Run With Jewels[edit]

After completing It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 6:
Task: Collect Crown-Less Jewels [x3000]
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 3 Gameplay[edit]

Monte Burns' Casino Heist[edit]

Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on April 23rd:
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png So, Montgomery, do you have a final heist in mind?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I have the perfect place for a glamorous and elaborate heist: Springfield's biggest casino.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sir, you're forgetting... you own that casino.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Of course I own it, you fool. I know every in and out of the place. That's why I'm guaranteed to be the first one to rob it.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sometimes I think it would be easier to be Donald Trump's personal assistant.
Task: Unlock Monte Burns' Resort Casino
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Mr. Burns, if you already own this casino and know everything about it, why do we have to sneak in and case the joint?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png To lend verisimilitude.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png I don't know this Vera Similitude, but I'm glad to lend her anything she needs.
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't want to rob this place. They keep bringing me free booze.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It's not free... they only bring drinks as long as you're losing at blackjack!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Homer, I hear you're involved in a plan to rob a casino.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, but I don't think it would interest a mob guy like you. It's a sure thing.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png On the contrary. You just got yourself a silent partner.
Tapped Out Johnny Tightlips Icon.png I thought *I* was the silent partner. I'll shut up now.
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
0 You have reached Fernando Vidal, international assassin. Ask about my two-for-one discounts.
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon - Phone.png I'm in a contest to see who can do the best heist, and I need you to take out my competition.
0 Isn't that cheating?
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon - Phone.png Oh thanks for the lecture, Mr. Hired Killer. Are you in or not?
0 Fax me the details. I have email, but I love the smell of faxing.
Task: Unlock Fernando's Villa
Task: Reach 6.00% Bonus at the Monte Burns' Resort Casino
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Listen, Fat Tony, after this heist, I'm quitting the game.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png No problem.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know I'm the key to your operation, but it's time for me to move on. Maybe raise a family.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png That's fine. Best of luck.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm telling you, I'm done.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png And I'm telling you, great.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All right, damn you. I'll stay in forever.
Task: Unlock Act 3 Finale
Task: Make Homer Do One Last Job [x3] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Simpson! What did you do with the money you stole from my casino?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Nothing. Because there was no cash. It was only bags and bags of old paper.
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png Yes! Because I actually robbed you first!
Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon.png It was an incredibly clever and cool plan, using thirteen henchmen and a forty megavolt super-magnet. Want to hear the details?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Nah.
System Message "The Springfield Jobs" event story completed! Keep clearing Justice Agents and doing heists to bring in more loot!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and XP.png20

Higher Stakes[edit]

After completing Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 5:
Task: Collect Monte Burns' Casino Chips [x3000]
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3