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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Summer Games 2020 content update/Prizes and Premium Gameplay

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Prizes gameplay[edit]

USA! USA![edit]

USA! USA! Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png U-S-A! U-S-A!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You're dressed so patriotically, Homie!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah, Dad. I haven't seen you this proud to be an American since McDonald's made their breakfast "all-day".
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Well, America needs its citizens to step up and participate in the Games!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So what's that got to do with you, fatso?
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Hey! I can be athletic when I want to be.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What, when you have to chase after the ice cream truck?
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Why you little—
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *choking noises* Okay, you're athletic!
Task: Make Patriotic Homer Train for Sports (30m, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Training for the Games is *out of breath* crazy hard.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But you've only walked to the treadmill.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Now you have to get on it.
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Okay, but I'm only doing this because I love my country.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Are you ready?
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Was America ready?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *turns on treadmill*
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Turn it off, turn it off!
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Man, that was quite the workout. Okay, see ya later, Marge.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

USA! USA! Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You know, Dad, you don't have to compete in a sport to show your support.
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Yeah you do. It's the only way you get to live in the Summer Games Villa!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Have you thought about being a cheerleader?
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png A cheerleader?! Like George Bush?! No thanks.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You'd get to wave a giant American flag...
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Ooo! A giant flag! Now I can open a car dealership.
Task: Make Patriotic Homer Wave a Big Flag Around (1h)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Uh, Homer, although I do enjoy seeing you wave our flag, that is the second time your stars and stripes have hit me on the head.
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png *pained noises*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

USA! USA! Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Marge! I made the United States Cornhole Team!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I thought you got kicked off when you got your head stuck in the hole.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How is that even possible?
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png I thought there was a donut in there, but it was just another beanbag.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But you still made the team?
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png No, Lenny got disqualified for taking steroids so I'm replacing him!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png I needed to bulk up to make the weight minimum...
Task: Make Patriotic Homer Compete in Summer Games Cornhole (4h, Cletus's Farm, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House)
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png We did it, Marge! I won! I won for America!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That's great, Homie! Did you get the most bags in the hole?
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Nope! The Litovian forfeited when my bag hit him straight in the eye!
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png U-S-A! U-S-A!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

USA! USA! Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad! You're a national hero now!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yeah, where are you going to keep your trophy?
Tapped Out Patriotic Homer Icon.png Oh, that? I traded it for a lifetime supply of red-white-and-blue donuts.
Task: Make Patriotic Homer Eat Patriotic Donuts (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Making a Racket[edit]

Making a Racket Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Stephanie Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png And that, Springfielders, is why when it comes to pizza, you should always tip your delivery boy. Now let's send it over to Stephanie for the weather.
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png Thanks, Kent. As you can see from the map here, it's going to be another nice summer day in Springfield.
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png I also wanted to let all my fans out there know that they are welcome to come cheer me on tomorrow at the Springfield Celebrity Tennis Tournament.
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png And I'd like to point out to my Kent-convent, that yes, I would have been included as one of the celebrities if I weren't already emceeing the tournament myself!
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Well, that's all for today Springfield. Catch you...on the flip.
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png *news credits roll* I'm a celebrity.
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png And I too, am a celebrity.
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png Good night, Springfield.
Task: Make Stephanie Brockman Check the Weather (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Making a Racket Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Stephanie Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Folks, it's that time of the century again. Time for the Springfield Bisesquicentennial Celebrity Charity Tennis Tournament!
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png I'm Kent Brockman, and although real sports aren't back yet — celebrity sports are!
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png We've got quite the A-Listers here, including everyone's favorite weather girl, and my favorite wife, Stephanie Brockman!
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png Today's tennis tournament is cloudy with a 100% chance of me winning it all!
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Now, each celebrity is paired with a random Springfielder. Rainier Wolfcastle is playing with Kirk Van Houten.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png I used to beat Boris Becker when I was his ball boy.
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Krusty is playing with Patty AND Selma Bouvier.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png How did I get stuck with the Billie Jean Things?
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png And lastly, Stephanie Brockman, my beloved wife, is playing with Homer Simpson!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll be honest, I didn't think these old tennis shorts would fit...and they didn't!
Task: Make Stephanie Brockman Practice Her Tennis Skills (1h, Channel 6 or Brown House)
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Facing off against Stephanie and Homer are Mayor Quimby and Sideshow Bob!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png People of Springfield, I will represent you in this tournament, not as mayor, but as your beloved celebrity.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Ah, it seems you are mistaken. As master performer on both stage and screen, I am the celebrity in this duo.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png *scared gasp* You can serve first, Mr. Bob.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Making a Racket Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Stephanie Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Homer Simpson remains stuck in the net for the fourth consecutive point, but if his partner Stephanie Brockman keeps serving aces, I don't even think Andre Agassi with a wig could stop her.
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png Homer! Get out of the net!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *stuck in the net* I can't! I'm a part of it now!
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png If the Stephanie and Homer duo can win this point, they win the match.
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png Homer, if your stupid head costs us this tournament...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I'll help! I am the ball boy! *pulling noises* He's too stuck!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And he's stuck too!
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png Let's just play! *hits ace*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We win! I always play so well at the net.
Task: Make Stephanie Brockman Storm Off the Court (2h, Tennis Court, Indoor Tennis Courts, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum or Brown House)
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png The Stephanie and Homer doubles duo have managed to pull out the win. We're gonna take a quick break to fix the net, and we'll be back with some more celebrity tennis action!
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png Kent, you've gotta deal with this Homer guy. My Malibu Stacy Cosmetics deal requires me to win this tournament to get my bonus.
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png I hate performance-based contracts! I lost my bonus last year when I wore the same tie two days in a row!
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png Just make sure I win.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Making a Racket Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Stephanie Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Stephanie and Homer have moved onto the next round where they will face off against Drederick Tatum and Groundskeeper Willie!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png We Scots have two things: Andy Murray winning Wimbledon and Ewan McGregor being the only good thing from the Star Wars prequels!
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Drederick Tatum goes to serve and...oh, he falls over! It seems he accidentally tied his shoes together! *looks around suspiciously*
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png That's fifteen-love to us! *winks at Kent*
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png *winks at Stephanie*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *winks at Kent and Stephanie* I like this wink thing we're doing now.
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png And Drederick Tatum aces a serve right between Homer Simpson's legs!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey! I wasn't ready! I was winking! *winks at Stephanie*
Task: Make Stephanie Brockman Tell Homer to Stop Winking (1h, Tennis Court, Indoor Tennis Courts, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Wink at Groundskeeper Willie (1h, Tennis Court, Indoor Tennis Courts, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum or Brown House)
If the user has Willie: Task: Make Groundskeeper Willie Take It the Wrong Way (1h, Tennis Court, Indoor Tennis Courts, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum or Brown House)
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Stephanie the Weather Girl has called for a timeout, a rare moment in tennis.
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png Homer! No more winking!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh I get it, you're acting mad at me so our opponents hear. *winks at Stephanie*
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png No, I'm being serious! If you don't just sit up at the net and do your job, I will go Category 5 on you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Gotcha. *winks* I mean, no wink! *double winks*
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png *rolls her eyes*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Making a Racket Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Stephanie Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Having just barely won the previous match after Homer Simpson left in the middle for a snack...
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Stephanie the Weather Girl is now in the championship match against Rainier Wolfcastle and Kirk Van Houten!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm back! This place has a great lobster roll!
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png And with Homer having returned from the concession stand, the match will now begin.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png We got this! *does intricate team handshake with Wolfcastle*
Task: Make Stephanie Brockman Angrily Play Tennis (6h, Tennis Court, Indoor Tennis Courts, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum or Brown House)
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png And we're back from our break. It's match point for Team Stephanie and Homer.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hmm, why does only half the tennis court now look shiny and wet?
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png *winks at Stephanie*
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png *sliding all around* Is this what an earthquake is?!
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png *sliding around* My upper body is so jacked that I have no equilibrium!
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png And both Wolfcastle and Kirk are down on the ground! It must be some sort of vertigo.
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png *serves ace*
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png Team Stephanie and Homer win!
Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon.png I did it! *winks*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I did it! *winks*
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png I did it! *winks*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You all cheated! *winks*
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Premium gameplay[edit]

Chairman of the Bored[edit]

Chairman of the Bored Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Summer Games Chairman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Maybe the world no longer has a place for a person whose existence revolves around people briefly caring about international sports every four years.
Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon.png I watched the games! You were the head guy, weren't you?
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Yeah, but that doesn't mean a lick around here.
Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon.png Well, it does to me. You might be the only person in Springfield that actually knows how to wear a suit.
Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon.png Instead of selling major cities on hosting expensive games, how 'bout selling house hunters on expensive property?!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Hmm, are any of them international house hunters?
Task: Make Summer Games Chairman Balk at His Real Estate Bus Bench Ad (4h, Red Blazer Realty or Brown House)
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png I just don't get the point of adding the cowboy hat to my photo.
Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon.png Trust me, cowboys sell houses.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png I thought you hired me for my eloquence and sophistication?
Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon.png I did! That's why in Waverly Hills I dropped off bottles of champagne with your face on them.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png That gets people to buy houses?
Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon.png Not necessarily. But if you do at least fifty gimmicks, one is bound to work!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chairman of the Bored Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Summer Games Chairman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Real Estate is so boring. It's like a thousand emails back and forth about listings that are free to look at on Zillow.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If you're so bored doing real estate, Mr. Summer Chairman, our youth hockey league could use some help organizing a tournament.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Hockey? That's a winter sport. I deal exclusively in summer sports.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Winter? Summer? Isn't organizing just organizing?
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Ha! Organizing a sporting event is a sacred art. There are rules! Arbitrary rules!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ignore the rules. We need your expertise!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Man, you'd think people would take it easy with all the sports right now.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png But I'll do it, if you let me coach.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay, great! Chief Wiggum, you're fired.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Is it because I made Ralph the starting goalie?
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png I'm the Great Zamboni.
Task: Make Summer Games Chairman Coach Lisa's Youth Hockey League (6h, Mighty Pigs Practice Rink, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Here you go, kid. Just cover these expenses and then we can get started on scheduling the tournament.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We're just kids. The only money we have are checks from our grandparents, which we don't know how to cash because checks are old-fashioned.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png No money? But-but, this is sports!! Can't you just charge the city a random fee or something?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chairman of the Bored Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr. Summer Chairman, I know your background is in the money-laundering bribe machine that is international sports, but youth sports isn't about money.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Youth sports are about giving young people an opportunity to learn how to trust one another and play together as a team.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's not what it's about! It's a way for parents to get rid of their kids for a few hours so they can eat all the good food out of the fridge and leave us with the scraps!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think that's just Dad, but yeah.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look, Mr. Summer Chairman, if hockey isn't your thing, there are lots of other youth sports in Springfield you could help organize.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Hmm, all of Springfield's sports...
Task: Make Summer Games Chairman Examine Sports Equipment (1h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chairman of the Bored Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Summer Games Chairman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png The basketball hoops are square, the volleyball court's upside down, and the track spells out the name "Mr. Burns".
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png The "S" is a dollar sign.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png And look at these footballs. They're all deflated. Who's your equipment manager? Tom Brady?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No, his name is Groundskeeper Willie. But I wouldn't mess with him. He has a shotgun mounted to his tractor.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png This is a mockery! How are people supposed to play sports without the proper equipment?
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Summon every Springfielder you can find!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What are you going to do?
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png What I do best, child. What I do best...
Task: Make Summer Games Chairman Chair a Meeting (8h)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ugh, a meeting about basketball hoops needing to be round...this is so boring.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png He does look really happy.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sports do weird things to adults.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wanna learn another TikTok dance?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Okay, but I get to choose!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png *dancing* This one I'm calling the "Van Houten Shuffle". Let me teach you!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chairman of the Bored Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Summer Games Chairman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Thank you for helping, Lisa, but I'm afraid Springfielders don't really care about quality sports facilities and equipment.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm sorry, but I'm sure there must be some place in Springfield where you'd fit in.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png I guess I could go back to being a real estate agent.
Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon.png Hey, top seller!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png I sold something?!
Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon.png Your ad with the cowboy hat is working wonders! I've sold twenty houses just because I put the cowboy version of you on the listings!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Twenty houses?!
Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon.png Now all you have to do is change out of your fancy suit and put on this cowboy hat!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Yee-haw!
Task: Make Summer Games Chairman Win Gold in the Real Estate Game (4h, Red Blazer Realty or Brown House
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20