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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Summer Games 2020 content update/Gameplay

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200th update![edit]

After the user logs in on July 24th:
System Message Today marks the 200th update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out! For this momentous occasion, the Truck Truck Truck is now available for free!
System Message Need a place to put that Truck Truck Truck? How about this free Parking Lot Lot Lot?
System Message Still not enough? Fine, take these 30 free donuts!
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png30

Summer Fun & Games[edit]

After completing 200th update!:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Aw, I'm missing my favorite summer activities: the rallies, the ribbon cuttings, the close distance affairs...
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png At least we have summer sports to look forward to.
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png And this just in, the 2020 International Summer Games have been canceled due to health concerns.
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png In other news, I will continue to broadcast from my closet for the foreseeable future.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png If I offer Springfield to host the Summer Games, my popularity will skyrocket!
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png The Summer Games, here?! But Springfield's a dump!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png A dump with four taxpayer-funded NFL stadiums.
Task: Make Quimby Bring the Summer Games to Springfield (1h, Town Hall or Brown House)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png So, er, uh, we have a bunch of stadiums — just no parking structures, concessions, public transportation, or space to house the world's countries.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png If we made it work in Athens, we can make it work anywhere.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast[edit]

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Summer Fun & Games:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png See? Springfield's not so bad...
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png This city couldn't host a bar mitzvah, let alone an international sporting event!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Oh, it's just a little messy...
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png These streets are littered with stray cats and Mardi Gras beads!
Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon.png My cats!
Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon.png My beads!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png You — Sea Captain Guy! Shanghai a crew of sailors and scrub Springfield from port to starboard.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Arr, I was about to sail away and ride out the end times...but, sure.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png And you — Comic Book Guy! Gather your nerds and restore Springfield to "mint condition".
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Nerds assemble!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Well, don't get too close.
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies [x105]
Task: Make Homer Lounge While Others Clean (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Springfielders Scrub and Polish Streets [x5] (4h, Businesses, Shops, Homes or Brown House)
Task: Make Children Wash Windows [x5] (4h, Businesses, Shops, Homes or Brown House)
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Pretty clean, but there's something missing that all international sporting events require...a country's worth of small children dancing in unison.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png *pointing* You kids — dance!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Okay! But which dance?
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Since school went online, we've all learned like three hundred TikTok dances!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Hmm, show me a "Renegade" and then transition to a "Savage".
Tapped Out Dancing Children Icon.png *TikTok dancing noises*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png It seems as if the International Summer Games will be missing the "international" as every world government is declining to come to Springfield.
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png Springfield? Hard pass.
Tapped Out Mexican Duffman Icon.png ¡Ay! ¡No!
Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon.png Our health experts are keen on us maintaining our longstanding policy of "Springfield-Distancing".
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png The moment you secure housing for the fencing teams, they pull the rug out from under you.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Well, it's been real, Springfield.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Wait, we don't need the rest of the world! America always wins the Summer Games anyway. We'll make it USA versus USA!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png U-S-A! U-S-A!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png We'll be the host city of the most patriotic sporting competition ever! Well, at least the most patriotic for us.
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Nelson Icon.png Not so fast, Freedom Fries! Litovia is here to compete!
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Jimbo Icon.png Litovia 'til I die!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Litovia's not a country. Do you even have a constitution?
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Nelson Icon.png Article one: punch people who ask questions. *punches Chairman*
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png I commend your spirit. You can compete.
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies [x140]
Task: Make Homer Rally Springfielders Against Litovians (6h, Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Springfielders Volunteer to Compete in Games [x5] (4h, Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I'm in! The U-S of A ain't rolling over for a bunch of...what are youse? Europeans?
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Jimbo Icon.png Aren't we all? *coughs* I mean, we're Litovians and we're going to destroy you like the third-rate country you so desperately want to become!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png America may not be the superpower the world turns to anymore, but in terms of sports...
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Remember the Titans!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png We are Marshall!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Miracle on Ice!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png It's been a challenge coming up with events that allow the competitors to stay a safe distance apart.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It doesn't matter what the events are, as long as we beat those pesky Litovians.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Well, so far the Litovians have the edge in singles tennis, timed-solitaire, and lawn darts.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png I'm a statistic!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Our All-Springfield American team isn't winning???
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Well, last place is still the silver trophy.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png We need to figure out what things only Springfielders are better at.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Pre-existing conditions?
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies [x175]
Task: Make Homer Beat Litovians in Sports Mascot Dance Off (4h, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House)
If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Lose to Litovians in Bowling (4h, Bowlarama, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum or Brown House)
Task: Make Flanders Beat Litovians in Horseshoes (4h, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Well, we were making up good ground on the Litovians until Barney lost in the bowling finals.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But Barney throws strikes for breakfast!
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Those Litovians put crème de menthe in my bowling bag. Who told them mint-flavored alcohol is my kryptonite?
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Jimbo Icon.png Another great victory for Litovia. So Lit!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png By Abraham Lincoln's Lincoln Logs, I will destroy these Litovians!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png We are now in the final stretch of the games: cornhole, Dance Dance Revolution, and lotto scratchers.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png The whole world is watching — it was either this or sitting through that Michael Jordan "documentary" for the 4th time.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png We Springfielders have to be like Mike and destroy the Litovians like he destroyed Karl Malone, Charles Barkley, some guy named Clyde, Isiah Thomas, and that poisoned pizza.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png I don't know, these Litovians are tough competitors. They keep bullying all the refs.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png My best one quit after they gave him a "swirly".
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hmm, swirlies... I'm going to look into these so-called Litovians. Something's off about them...
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies [x210]
Task: Make Lisa Investigate the Litovians (4h, Businesses or Brown House)
Task: Make Moe Beat the Litovians in Rock, Paper, Scissors (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Beat the Litovians at Cornhole (2h, Cletus's Farm, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House)
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Beat the Litovians in Lotto Scratchers (1h, Kwik-E-Mart, Moe's Tavern, Town Hall or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo! I cornholed the Litovians!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Scissors as a first move? Stupid Litovians. Rock is the American way!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png *holding lotto ticket* I get to keep the million dollars! I'm moving back to Iceland!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png U-S-A! U-S-A!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png ICE-LAND! ICE-LAND!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png It all comes down to this, sports fans! The gold trophy count between Litovia and the USA is tied at fifteen apiece...
Tapped Out Brockman Icon.png The final event of Springfield-Rules Tetherball will separate glorious gold from sorrowful silver!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay boy, you're representing us on the world stage. Don't lose and make America look any dumber.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Relax! I got this. No way these weirdo Litovians know "Springfield Rules".
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies [x210]
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Lose to the Litovians at Tetherball (4h, Springfield Elementary, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Watch Bart Lose at Tetherball (4h, Springfield Elementary, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png NOOOOO! Bart! How could you lose?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That was illegal! You double-hit!
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Jimbo Icon.png "Double-hits" are allowed if following a "triple-half-spinny".
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You know about triple-half-spinnies? That's impossible! Who taught you "Springfield Rules"?!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No one taught them! They're Springfielders! That's Jimbo — and that one is Nelson!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The bullies moved to Litovia?
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png There's no such thing as Litovia. It's made up! The integrity of this two-country international competition is ruined!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You Litovians betrayed our country? And for what? Glory? Cheap trophies? Your own Wikipedia page?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png It was a political protest. America sucks!
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Yeah, Americans used to be LIT! Now we just sit around day-trading on Robinhood.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png True...however, since the Litovian team is not actually from the made-up place of Litovia...they are disqualified! The United States wins!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png You're getting a swirly! *flushes toilet*
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png This place IS worse than Athens!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I declare this the end of the International Summer Games! Our Eternal Tire Fire Flame can now be extinguished!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png U-S-A! U-S-A!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Game But Not Forgotten[edit]

After completing Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Well, the Summer Games turned out to be a rousing success!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Maybe for you. I can't wait to leave this vile place.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Er-uh...that's not how things work around here. Once you're unlocked you're here forever.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Well, at least give me a job — a role in your administration as a reward for making the Games a success.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Oh don't worry, I have the perfect job for you.
Task: Make Homer Celebrate (2h, Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Become your city street sweeper?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Times are tough, and you really did a good job cleaning this place up.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Well, try cleaning this up! Here's your bill for hosting the games.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That's a lot of zeroes! Reopen the airport — I've got to get out of here!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png You can sail away from the apocalypse with me. Also, debts can't be collected on international waters.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20