The Simpsons: Tapped Out Into the Simpsonsverse content update/Armpit of the Universe Gameplay

Armpit of the Universe

Armpit of the Universe Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 31st: Hmm, it appears you've finally found yourselves a formidable warrior, heroes. Get out of my way. You have won the battle, Homers, but I promise you will lose the war! *disappears* Looks like this dame joined us in the nick of time. Call me dame again. I dare you... Never mind him. But we do need your help to stop the godmother. So, will you join us? I have no time for such idle matters... I have my own quest to fulfill. I bid you all good fortune on your journeys. *disappears* Wow, she kicks butt and plays hard to get. So hot. Dangit. The godmother got away again. We have to track her down. Um, I think we have bigger problems right now. It looks like the portal has become unstable. Gee, I wonder why. No need to point fingers. I'm only pointing at your fingers because they were the ones on the axe. Something come through portal! Task: Collect Gravitons [x115] Task: Make Homer Cower Behind Princess Homer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Draw His Gun (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Draw Her Wand (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Draw Calligraphy (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Is that some type of carriage? No, it's even better. It's a battle van! This must be from the apocalypse universe! This portal is the best! You mean the portal that's trapped everyone here against their free will? The very same. Right. Well, in any case, these wheels oughta come in handy. C'mon let's go chase down the godmother. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Armpit of the Universe Pt. 2

After completing Armpit of the Universe Pt. 1: Hmm, this battle van handles much better than my pumpkin carriage. Probably because it doesn't have shocks made of celery. At least I don't think it does. Watch it, toots! There's some goofballs copping a squat in the street! Gracious me! They're as pale as leprechuans after Saint Patrick's Day! Oh, pardon us, earthlings. We were simply having lunch. Your lunch is an old banana peel in the middle of the road? Mmm...the heat of the asphalt gives them the perfect texture. Ooookay. So these guys eat garbage? This multi-verse is getting crazier by the second. I agree. You really gots ta deep fry nanner peels 'fore eatin' 'em. Task: Collect Gravitons [x155] If the user has Ethereal Beings: Task: Make Ethereal Beings Eat Garbage (4h) Task: Make Homer Ask if They're Blarg Aliens (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Be Grossed Out (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Look Away (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Say They Bring Shame to Forefathers (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) So the dimensional portal has become unstable, you say? It seems so. It's spitting out the craziest stuff. No offense. None taken. You know, a dimensional portal can be re-stabilized with a space-time continuum. You mean...THE space-time continuum, don't you? Because there's only one, right? About yea big by yea wide, extending in all directions, wanted for questioning in connection with the Big Bang? Oh, no. There are many space-time continuums. At least one in every dimension. But one thing is consistent...they always reside at the nexus of the universe. The nexus of the universe? Where's that? Always in the same place in every dimension. The NewTube Headquarters. Best place for watch anime! What's NewTube? It's a...streaming video web platform. Oh, okay. And what's streaming? And video? And web platform? Eh, who cares. Gimme a whisky. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Armpit of the Universe Pt. 3

After completing Armpit of the Universe Pt. 2: But what about the evil godmother? If we waste time stabilizing the portal then we won't have time to stop her from taking over Springfield! If we don't stabilize the portal, there may not be a Springfield left to take over. Guys, I have an idea. We hit two birds with one stone. I like the sound of that. What did you have in mind? We throw the stone just right so it ricochets off one bird and hits another one. Evil birds! Good plan. Your plan is to kill two actual birds? That's how people always get out of this sort of mess. Task: Collect Gravitons [x155] Task: Make Homer Throw Stones (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Try to Save the Birds (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Search for Evil Birds (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Sigh (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Alright, here's the actual plan... We use the battle van to mow our way through the city, ignoring all traffic lights and stop signs, to make it to the NewTube building in record time. Kill so many evil bird! We steal the space-time continuum, stabilize the portal, and then— Then we sing a beautiful song about friendship and victory! Uh, no. We still have to take care of the evil godmother. Is she a bird? That's not gonna work again. Actually, it didn't work the first time either. Agree to disagree. Everybody just get in the van! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Armpit of the Universe Pt. 4

After completing Armpit of the Universe Pt. 3: Alright, we're here. Everybody ready? Ready! Ready! Ready! Homer, where did you get a motorcycle helmet? Nabbed it off one of the guys we ran over on the way here. Fair enough. *kicks in door* *gasp* *gasp* Second bird! Blast it all. How did you know I'd be here? We didn't. But we should have suspected. Of course you'd want the space-time continuum for yourself so you could stabilize the portal and bring your army through. What are you talking about? I'm here sending videos to NewTube headquarters in other dimensions to recruit my evil doppelgangers from the multi-verse. Oh... OH... *whispers* Phew, that was a close one, guys. I totally thought she'd figured out our plan to stabilize the portal with the space-time continuum. ... ... Quick! Get the space-time continuum before she does! Task: Collect Gravitons [x115] Task: Make Homer Trip Over Noir Homer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Trip Over Princess Homer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Trip Over Anime Homer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Stop and Eat a Sandwich (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Evil Godmother Burns: Task: Make Evil Godmother Burns Acquire the Continuum (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Armpit of the Universe Pt. 5

After completing Armpit of the Universe Pt. 3: Haha! You oafs are no match for me. Any last words before I stabilize the portal and bring my army through? I do wish you'd reconsider, Evil Godmother! Destroying the multi-verse is very not nice! Kinda lame last words. Guys, this is our final chance. Anyone have any last-minute ideas? Well, I was thinking— Ideas that don't involve birds. No. We are to do what being born was for to us! Come again? I think he means "we have to do what we were born to do". Oh... Like each one of us do the thing that we've been building up to the entire event so we can complete our character arcs and have a satisfying culmination? Task: Collect Gravitons [x200] If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Sing a Song (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Confuse Everyone With Poor Translations (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Shoot the Continuum (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Homer Look for Something to Competitively Eat (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Wow, all that struggle and no one actually tried to stop me. You all really do make awful heroes. Ah hah, and here's the power button! Now, time to transfer the continuum's power to the portal and keep this turned on forever! *presses button* What the? Why is the portal powering down? Hah! Wouldja look at that?! The one time you actually try to give this thing more juice and it up and breaks down. That's American craftsmanship for ya. Wait, you mean we're all stuck here now? What about townhome? What about Lard Lad Donuts?! Homer, we're still in your universe. Oh, thank goodness. I'm afraid it looks like your version of Springfield is now our home, and it's the worst Springfield in all of the multi-verses! But at least we stopped anyone else from getting sucked into this travesty of a town. Do any of me care that the evil godmother is getting away? Eh, the portal is finally out of commission, she can't do much harm now. Save it for the sequel. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Not Half Bad

After completing From the Red to the Black (and White) Pt. 5, The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 5, A Four-Course of Action Pt. 5, Armpit of the Universe Pt. 5: Hmm, so this lady tried to take over the universe you say? The entire multi-verse! Oh, wow. Is — is that bigger? Uh....maybe? I mean, they're both infinite, but I think one is more infinite? And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling adults. If by "adults" you mean the four versions of my dad, then you're using that word a bit loosely. I'm pretty sure they DID let you get away with it. But not me. In my defense, while I was at the NewTube headquarters, I had some time to look up the history of this universe and...I'm WAY less evil than most of the people here. Pretty sound argument. I think we're done here. We are not! Cuff her, Chief. Yes, ma'am! Quest reward: 200 and 20