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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Hell on Wheels content update/The Quest for Car Gameplay

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The Quest for Car[edit]

The Quest for Car Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on April 22nd:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Check it out, they have a bunch of old food trucks!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Food trucks?! I want a food truck!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you know these old food trucks don't actually come with food.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Then what's in all these cabinets? *opening cabinet*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Looks like cockroaches.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png WAAAAH! Ask them where the food is!
Task: Collect Hubcaps [x115]
Task: Make Simpsons Flee Food Trucks [x5] (4h, Auto Yard, Springfield Dump, Brown House or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What are we going to do now?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, this town must have another used car dealership. Look at how many casinos and recycling centers there are.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let me get this straight, Marge: You want to win money gambling so you can get a car at a recycling center?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That wasn't what I said...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Although it's not the worst idea I've heard today.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Quest for Car Pt. 2[edit]

After completing The Quest for Car Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Crazy Vaclav Icon.png Welcome to Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles! I am Crazy Vaclav.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Crazy?
Tapped Out Crazy Vaclav Icon.png Is insensitive, yes, but I legally changed name before I became woke, so am stuck with it now.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We're looking for an affordable, reliable car.
Tapped Out Crazy Vaclav Icon.png Affordable and reliable only kind of car Crazy Vaclav have! Look at latest in small Eastern European transport auto.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is it inside this box?
Tapped Out Crazy Vaclav Icon.png IS this box.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh, what about this sexy little red sports car? *drool*
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hands off, pal! That's my car.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I knew that.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Then why are you still drooling on it?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It takes a while to stop once he gets going.
Task: Collect Hubcaps [x115]
Task: Make Homer Pretend He Was Only Kidding (4h, Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, Shops or Simpson House)
If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Wipe Drool Off His Car (4h, Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, Shops or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Krusty, what are you doing at Crazy Vaclav's?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png He's my kosher caviar connection.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But...caviar can't be kosher because sturgeons don't have scales.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Vaclav, is what this little girl says true?
Tapped Out Crazy Vaclav Icon.png Look, "Crazy" apply to my rabbinical standards, too.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Quest for Car Pt. 3[edit]

After completing The Quest for Car Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't want one of these stupid little boxy cars! I want a sexy, red chick magnet like Krusty.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Do you mean my nose? Because if you think that's attractive to women, you've never had rosacea.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I was talking about your car.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Oh. Say, why don't you come down to the Springfield Auto Show with me?
Tapped Out Crazy Vaclav Icon.png Or maybe you stay here and Vaclav can run your credit check.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, let's just go home and look over the ads in the Springfield Shopper.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hmm. All but one of those options is bound to end in humiliation.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let's go to the Auto Show!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *annoyed grumble*
Task: Collect Hubcaps [x115]
Task: Make Homer Leave in a Huff (4h, Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, Shops or Simpson House)
If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Drive to the Auto Show (4h, Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, Shops or Simpson House)
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Worry About Homer (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Welcome to the Springfield Auto Show!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Here are the keys, kid. Make sure you leave the motor running in case I need to make a quick getaway.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Fifteen dollars parking — payable up front.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Homer, pay the kid.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What? Why me?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I don't carry cash anymore. Or credit cards. Just thumb drives full of crypto.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well...uh...let me just check my pockets here... I've got 10 pence from that time I went to England...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...and 25 centavos from that time I went to Brazil...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...and a Tofu Bell Rewards card from that time I went to Tofu Bell.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png *sigh* I'll take the card.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Quest for Car Pt. 4[edit]

After completing The Quest for Car Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Boy, parking valets have really gotten aggressive.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png If you want good treatment, you need to be a good tipper.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh yeah? What constitutes good treatment?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png How should I know? I've never left a tip in my life.
Task: Collect Hubcaps [x155]
Task: Make Homer Drool Over Shiny New Cars (4h, Springfield Convention Center, Capital City Convention Center, Duff Center Arena, E4 Convention Center, Springfield Hyperstadium Brown House or Simpson House)
If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Check Out Concept Clown Cars (4h, Springfield Convention Center, Capital City Convention Center, Duff Center Arena, E4 Convention Center, Springfield Hyperstadium Brown House or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon.png Hey, knock off the drooling you two!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I beg your pardon. *shows badge* I have the V.I.P. Pass.
Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon.png Sorry, sir, that does include full drooling privileges.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What does my pass get?
Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon.png You're not even allowed to speak. You're a J.O.J.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png J.O.J.?
Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon.png "Just an Ordinary Jerk."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ah, man...
Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon.png No speaking!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Quest for Car Pt. 5[edit]

After completing The Quest for Car Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge was right. I can't afford anything here!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Homer, you gotta learn to stop holding yourself back. Crappy diem — or whatever that prep school movie said.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm a family man. I need to find something affordable...practical...
Tapped Out Fancy Duffman Icon.png Duffman says come check out the next item up for bid at our charity auction: a Road Monster XXXL 550 Alpha American Edition!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png "Alpha American Edition"? What does that mean?
Tapped Out Fancy Duffman Icon.png This baby has red, white, and blue flood lights; a painting of an eagle on the back gate...
Tapped Out Fancy Duffman Icon.png ...and a bass speaker under the driver's seat so you can feel the Star-Spangled Banner in your butt while you drive! OH YEAH!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow! But does it come with a travel mug?
Task: Collect Hubcaps [x195]
Task: Make Homer Bid Without Restraint (4h, Springfield Convention Center, Capital City Convention Center, Duff Center Arena, E4 Convention Center, Springfield Hyperstadium Brown House or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Fancy Duffman Icon.png And the winner of the Road Monster XXXL 550 Alpha American Edition is Howard Sampson!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Do you mean "Homer Simpson"?
Tapped Out Fancy Duffman Icon.png Duffman is not getting paid enough to care so...OH YEAH!
Tapped Out Father Sean Icon.png Homer, we really want to thank you for supporting our charity with your winning bid. How will you be paying?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh...
Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon.png I warned you about speaking.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20