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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Cirque du Springfield content update/The Lion's Scare Gameplay

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The Lion's Scare[edit]

The Lion's Scare Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on March 8th:
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png Finish affixing your headpiece, Marguerite! You're on in five.
Tapped Out Marguerite Icon.png On for who? The stands are empty.
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png Empty? How is this possible with the array of freaks I've collected?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Parading freaks is so 1910. People want fresh. They all went over to Cirque de Puree.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Their stunts ARE spectacular. I don't know how they do it.
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png Something smells foul.
Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon.png That's my lunch — sardines and sawdust.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png If we don't do something soon, the Cirque is gonna eat our lunch.
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png *sigh* I guess it's time I do the unthinkable.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Tell people what's really in our hot dogs?
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png Worse. It's time I apologize.
Task: Collect Cotton Candy [x115]
Task: Make Bart Eat a "Hot Dog" (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
If the user has Burnsum: Task: Make Burnsum Head to the Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus (4h, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
If the user has Marguerite: Task: Make Marguerite Fix Her Headband (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Lion's Scare Pt. 2[edit]

After completing The Lion's Scare Pt. :
Tapped Out Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Icon.png Well, look what the lion dragged in.
Tapped Out Scuzzo the Clown Icon.png Come to gloat about driving us out of business, Burnsum?
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png That's not why I'm here. My circus is failing worse than yours.
Tapped Out Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Icon.png I thought everyone in town loved your freak show.
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png That was before that blasted Cirque showed up. Now, everyone is gaga for their fancy French performances.
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png As such, I was wondering if you fancied an alliance, to drive those brie-breathers back to where they came from.
Tapped Out Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Icon.png I might be interested.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Question: How are we going to drive the Cirque out of Springfield when everyone loves them?
Tapped Out Scuzzo the Clown Icon.png You leave that part to me...
Task: Collect Cotton Candy [x155]
Task: Make Bart Follow Scuzzo the Clown (4h, Ultimate Fighting Zoo, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
If the user has Scuzzo the Clown: Task: Make Scuzzo the Clown Go to the Ultimate Fighting Zoo (4h, Ultimate Fighting Zoo, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Lion's Scare Pt. 3[edit]

After completing The Lion's Scare Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Welcome to the Ultimate Fighting Zoo. Today it's a battle of heavyweights — our gorilla will be facing off against our alligator.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Cool! I want front row for that!
Tapped Out Scuzzo the Clown Icon.png Hey, get your game face on. We're here to do a job, not watch two monsters munch each other.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Aw, can't we catch the show and then steal the man-eating lion?
Tapped Out Scuzzo the Clown Icon.png If we get our own man-eating lion, then we'll be the ones putting on the show.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I guess. Can we at least feed the lion a couple people I don't like? Say a certain fourth-grade teacher?
Tapped Out Scuzzo the Clown Icon.png There'll be plenty of time for eating teachers. Now here, take this crowbar...
Task: Collect Cotton Candy [x115]
Task: Make Bart Steal a Man-Eating Lion (4h, Ultimate Fighting Zoo, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
If the user has Scuzzo the Clown: Task: Make Scuzzo the Clown Steal a Man-Eating Lion (4h, Ultimate Fighting Zoo, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
Tapped Out Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Icon.png You sure about this Burnsum? This lion looks pretty dangerous.
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png Not to worry. I'll put my freaks up against a hungry lion any day of the week.
Tapped Out Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Icon.png But what if he, you know, eats someone?
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png Then it's one less paycheck I'll have to write. Now c'mon, stardom awaits!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Lion's Scare Pt. 4[edit]

After completing The Lion's Scare Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ringmaster, I'm putting the clean acrobat uniforms in their dressing room.
Tapped Out Cirque De Puree Ringmaster Icon.png No, don't go in there!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *opens door, gasps, shuts door*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why are there a bunch of tiny children in there? Where are the acrobats?
Tapped Out Cirque De Puree Ringmaster Icon.png Those ARE the acrobats. We use rubbery children for all our stunts. Adults could never be that flexible.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're exploiting children? All you circuses are the same. You just care about profit.
Tapped Out Cirque De Puree Ringmaster Icon.png Profit and beating those other awful animal circuses. Burnsum and Bailey have stooped to using a man-eating lion now.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmm...eating man...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We gotta go to Burnsum and Bailey's right now!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, Dad. You go without me. I've had enough of the circus.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Your mother told me to keep an eye on you and that's what I'm gonna do! Or was it Bart? Doesn't matter. You seem like a kid and that means I'm responsible!
Task: Collect Cotton Candy [x155]
Task: Make Homer Drag Lisa to Burnsum and Bailey's (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Get Dragged to Burnsum and Bailey's (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
If the user has Cirque de Puree Ringmaster: Task: Make Cirque de Puree Ringmaster Hide the Acrobat Children (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Lion's Scare Pt. 5[edit]

After completing The Lion's Scare Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marguerite and the Man-Eating Lion!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Give that cat hell, Marguerite!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer? What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I wouldn't miss this show for all the Duff in the world! And don't worry, I brought Lisa along so you know I'm a caring father.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png My soul is in agony watching this poor lion get frightened into performing.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, that still counts as keeping you safe.
Tapped Out Marguerite Icon.png Umm, here, kitty kitty. It's hors d'oeuvre time...
Tapped Out Lion Icon.png *roars*
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yipes! Its chain broke. Marguerite is gonna be that lion's lunchable!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png This is horrible! Close your eyes, kids!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh no. I came for a show and a show's what I'm gonna get!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, what are you doing?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Dialing down the growl on that cat by getting him drunk. And maybe me a little as well.
Task: Collect Cotton Candy [x195]
Task: Make Homer Feed the Lion Hippo Juice (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
Task: Make Marge Cover Bart and Lisa's Eyes (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Look Away (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
Task: Make Bart Take a Peek (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If you really think about it, we're all kinda living in cages...
Tapped Out Lion Icon.png *purrs*
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Wow, what a show!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Yeah, this circus taught me to feel good about my drinking problem.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png It made me want a man-eating lion for the force!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Chief, no! We're supposed to befriend the community we serve.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Always the wet blanket, aren't you Lou?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Hippo Juice to Go[edit]

After completing Super Freak Pt. 5, A Run for Their Funny Pt. 5, A Class Tact Pt. 5 and The Lion's Scare Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Icon.png Our plan worked, Burnsum. We're now the most popular circus in Springfield!
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png And due to the drunken heroics of this dullard we're now the talk of the town.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If you've got a gift, use it.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So what's next, Burnsum? Are you going to add animal oddities to our freak show?
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png Actually, there's another town with money in need of a circus. Shelbyville. What say you, Bailey?
Tapped Out Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Icon.png I'll start pouring the hippo juice.
Task: Make Bart Get Laid Off From the Circus (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
If the user has Burnsum: Task: Make Burnsum Head to Shelbyville (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
If the user has Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster: Task: Make Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Get the Hippo Juice (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I can't believe Burnsum just up and left. I lost my first job. I finally feel like I'm Homer's kid.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I for one am glad they're gone. Those circuses demean everyone and everything they touch.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But they did give us all jobs.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I never saw you doing anything.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I was quality control for the hippo juice.
Tapped Out Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Icon.png The lions are loose! Everyone run for your lives!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, and making sure the lions were locked up.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh God, what do we do?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Quick! Show the event completion panel! Nothing can happen once that appears!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP