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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Abe's in Toyland content update/Prizes Gameplay

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Simpsons Gingerbread Couch[edit]

After placing Simpsons Gingerbread Couch:
Task: Tap Simpsons Gingerbread Couch
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Scholarly Abuse[edit]

Scholarly Abuse Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Grampa's in town!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You mean, he got on the wrong bus and ended up downtown instead of at Swim-er-cize?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, not your grampa. My grampa. Grampa Orville Simpson! Although your grampa did that.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow. My great-grampa is here? Wasn't he a professional child disciplinarian?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, but that was years ago. I'm sure he's mellowed by now.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png Homer! Get over here! You're due for a salutary whipping!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ahh!
Task: Make Orville Surprise the Simpsons (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Scholarly Abuse Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Orville's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png So, this is my great-grandson. Is his spirit properly broken into obedience yet?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Not likely, wrinklepuss.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png You dare talk back to your elder?! Homer, inflict corporal punishment on your boy.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png My dad doesn't believe in corporal punishment.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't believe in anything that requires me o get up off the couch.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png *grits teeth*
Task: Make Orville Patent New Techniques (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Scholarly Abuse Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Orville's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png Eureka, a breakthrough in parenting!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you giving up on being a strict disciplinarian?
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png No, I've engineered a new move. It's a strangle, a scorn gaze, followed by a stern talk.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's terrible! Great-Grampa, no one believes in those methods.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png Oh really? This fellow does.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I gots fifty-eight young'uns. Spare the rod and spoil the child-uncle.
Task: Make Orville Demonstrate Proper Parenting (4h)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Sir, corporal punishment of children is not allowed in this city.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Just let them grow up, and let us start tasing them.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png You know, I taught your father, Patrick Wiggum. Tried to beat the fatness out of him, but it never took.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe you should learn something from that.
Tapped Out Orville Icon.png Never!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Grampa's London Fling[edit]

Grampa's London Fling Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Edwina's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Edwina Icon.png Hello, Abe! It's good to see you again.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Edwina! My English girlfriend from World War Two. What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Edwina Icon.png Escaping Brexit. Also, I hear you've got chocolates, nylons, and cigarettes.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I'm glad to see you. But things have changed since the war. Back then I had to live fast, because death could come at any moment.
Tapped Out Edwina Icon.png So basically just like now...
Task: Make Edwina Escape Brexit (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Grampa's London Fling Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Edwina's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Edwina Icon.png I'm very glad I made this visit to America. So many handsome, eligible men at the Retirement Castle.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png We're having a dance tonight. Starts at six, ends at six fifteen. Maybe you'd like to come.
Tapped Out Edwina Icon.png I'd be delighted. It'll be just like going to a U.S.O. dance in London during the war.
Tapped Out Edwina Icon.png Meanwhile, I'll entertain myself by comparing chips, which is what we call French fries, and French fries, which is what you call chips.
Task: Make Edwina Compare Chips (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Grampa's London Fling Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Damn it, Jasper, have you been making time with my girl, Edwina?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png I can't help it if she likes a beard that's as thick and bristly as a front door mat.
Tapped Out Edwina Icon.png Boys, I'm nobody's girl. I'll date whomever I want.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Aw, I hate these modern ideas from these modern girls. By which I mean anyone born after 1925.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png And I hate anyone who speaks such fancy English that she knows when to use "whomever".
Task: Make Edwina Be Free-Spirited (24h, Retirement Castle)
Task: Make Grampa Grumble (4h, Retirement Castle)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

The Art of Abe Simpson[edit]

The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Philip Hefflin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Well, if it isn't my old friend and photographer, Phil Hefflin. You're a long way from your home in Marfa, Texas.
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png I had to get out of Marfa.
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png It's become such a tourist spot, because of its famous minimalist art galleries and the largest Dairy Queen north of the Pecos.
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png I thought maybe Springfield could be my next art mecca.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I don't see why not. We got five fellas named Art living right here at the Retirement Castle.
Task: Make Philip Hefflin Do a Candid Photo Shoot (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Philip Hefflin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png This town is fantastic for artsy pictures, Abe.
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png There's nothing more artistic than broken down cars, slums, and strange cat ladies.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Yep, they call Springfield "America's Toxic Waste Dump" for a reason.
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png Now all I need are some photographs of a broken-down old resident who has lost all hope.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png If you want me to be your model again, you don't have to ask twice.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png However, you have to pay once.
Task: Make Philip Hefflin Make Abe Art (4h)
On job start:
Tapped Out Gorgeous Grampa Icon.png I call this pose "Gorgeous Grampa".
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png Very nice. Now hold for nine hours while I paint you.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Philip Hefflin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png Abe, I'm heading home, to the wide-open spaces and frequent tornadoes of Marfa, Texas.
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png I had fun in Springfield, but I don't think it's ever going to become an artistic mecca.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Don't say that! Artwise, Springfield is super-trendy.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png We have a graffiti artist named "El Barto" who does some amazing protest art about principals who are wieners.
Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon.png We had some good times when we were young, didn't we Abe? Too bad that now we're old.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Speak for yourself. I'm still as sharp as a five-year-old cheddar.
Task: Make Philip Hefflin and Grampa Fall Asleep While Reminiscing (4h, Retirement Castle, Grampa)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Food for the Soul[edit]

Food for the Soul Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hey, what happened to Luigi's restaurant?
Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon.png I bought it. I'm opening a jazz bar and café!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's fantastic! I'll be your very first customer.
Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon.png Wonderful! You better grab your table now, because I'm expecting a lot more customers.
Task: Make Rita LaFleur Open a Restaurant (4h, Luigi's)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Food for the Soul Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png So, Rita, how's your new jazz café coming along?
Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon.png Just great. I've already got my first customer, your granddaughter Lisa.
Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon.png Abe, how about we play something together for opening night. Like old times, yeah.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png You betcha, Rita. But you better buy some more tables, because that is definitely going to pack the customers in!
Task: Make Rita LaFleur Play Romantic Tune (12h, Fallen Diva Apartments, Grampa)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Food for the Soul Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Luigi's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Luigi Icon.png So, you want to sell my old restaurant back to me.
Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon.png Yeah. I only ever got one customer, Lisa Simpson.
Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon.png Also, she only bought one cup of herbal tea and she's been nursing it for five hours.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What do you want? I'm a jazz fan. I'm cheap.
Tapped Out Luigi Icon.png I'll buy the restaurant back on one condition: you sing me a scat song like Louis Prima!
Task: Make Rita LaFleur Perform Scat Solo (4h, Fallen Diva Apartments)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20