The Simpsons: Tapped Out A Simpsons Christmas Special content update/Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Gameplay

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7

After the user logs in on December 26th and starting Christmas is Canceled Pt. 5: Everybody ready for MY story now? Then buckle up, 'cause we are "go" for story, in three...two...one... ... What am I doing? I clean forgot -- in order to make up stories, you need an imagination. I killed mine at the age of eighteen. A thousand beers and -- BOOM! That sucker was dead and buried. Rest in peace, my creativity! *suck suck* *begins to draw a picture* Look! Maggie's drawing something, I think SHE wants to tell a story! It looks like her block train! Ooh! That's how we'll do this: Maggie, YOU make up the story and your father will translate! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 1

After completing Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7: Okay, so there was this really cool baby who liked playing with toy trains. *suck suck* Sorry, not "toy" trains -- real ones. In fact, she had just booked a ticket on the best train of all -- the North Pole Express! Maggie, are you excited to go visit Santa Claus? *suck suck* Ooh, good idea! I'll bake fresh cookies to give to Santa. *suck suck* Yes. I'll be sure to make CHRISTMAS cookies. Obviously. *suck suck* Look, I know you're nervous to meet Father Christmas. But you're one year old. Get a grip. Quest reward: Maggie Task: Make Marge Triple-Check the Oven is Turned Off (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Maggie Draw a Picture for Santa (4h, Simpson House) Task: Collect Cookies [x100] *suck suck* You're right Maggie! Santa's train is here to pick us up. All aboard the Santa Express! Next stop, the South Pole! *suck suck* Oh, right. Let me turn this thing around... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 2

After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 1: So Otto, how long have you been the conductor of the Santa Express? Oh, ever since they invented magic trains that run on Christmas wishes. Which was in, like, 2011. Elon Musk has trouble focusing on one project at a time. *clunk* Whoops! The magic boiler needs more fuel. Do me a solid and tell it some of your Christmas wishes. *suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck* I don't think the boiler speaks pacifier. I'm gonna need a translation, lady. Task: Make Marge Have a Mundane Christmas Wish (4h, Toy Train) Task: Make Maggie Draw a Picture of Her Christmas Wish (4h, Toy Train) Task: Collect Cookies [x350]) On job start: *suck suck* Maggie says she'd like a new pacifier for Christmas. That's depressingly practical, kid. Come on, think big. Seriously, or we'll freeze to death out here. *suck suck* How about: "Christmas every day of the year and infinity presents"? Whoa! That did the trick! Yeah, we love when a kid asks for the impossible. "Always leave 'em a little disappointed", Santa says. He's one sick puppy, Kris Kringle. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 3

After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 2: North Pole! Everybody get out! Otto! Remember that baby you brought on your last run? Gerald? One big, weird eyebrow? *suck suck* He stole Santa's sleigh, with all the presents! Jolly Old Saint Nick freaked, crawled into a bowl of 'nog, and ran off crying into the snow! In this cold, it's probably best to just accept that he's dead. Well, Christmas was fun while it lasted, gang! *suck suck* Maggie says we can't give up! So what if Santa gets hypothermia and loses a few fingers and toes...? *suck suck* ...and, yes, probably his nose, too. We can still save him! Task: Make Marge Look for Santa (8h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House) Task: Make Maggie Resent Gerald (8h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House) Task: Place Pile of Presents [x3] Task: Collect Cookies [x350] Over here! I think we found him! More 'nog. Just want eggy oblivion... Don't give up, Santa! The world loves you! *notices Marge, instantly sobers* Whoa! Happy Christmas, gorgeous. We don't see many naughty girls up here. *suck suck* She doesn't like that you're hitting on her mother, Sir. Hey, what Mrs. Claus don't know won't kill her. Aw, crap! Cheese it, she's here! Santa, there you are! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 4

After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 3: Mom? Dad? How come in both your stories, you're with other people? I guess that IS pretty dark for a Christmas update. Best not to think about it. Probably means nothing. Or, something huge. No way to know, really. Anyhoo... Come on, Santa. Let's get you back home. What about the stolen presents, Santa? Don't you want your sleigh back? Just let the big guy sleep it off. We can push Christmas a few days, right? I think Canada celebrates Christmas on February 6th or something. We'll do it then. *suck suck* You're right, Maggie. I won't let America get dragged down to Canada's level, either. Let's save American Christmas! Task: Make Marge Look for Baby Gerald (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House) Task: Make Maggie Help Look for Baby Gerald (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House) Task: Collect Cookies [x350] Look Maggie, up ahead there's a creepy castle made of toys. That could be Baby Gerald's evil lair. *suck suck* Geez, I don't think we have to get quite THAT violent with him. Take it easy, kiddo. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 5

After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 4: Gerald! The jig is up! Fork over the sleigh and no one gets hurt! *ominous glare* Easy, Gerald. It's not too late to get back on the Nice List. Just put down the toy gun and let's talk. *ominous glare* *suck suck* *ominous glare* *suck suck* I was praying it wouldn't come to this... BABY DANCE BATTLE! Task: Make Maggie Have a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress) If the user has Baby Gerald: Task: Make Gerald Have a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress) Task: Make Marge Watch a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress) Task: Collect Cookies [x350] *exhausted glare* *suck suck* Okay, seriously, who won? I mean, you both just danced like babies for a while. It's hard to tell. *cries* Way to go, Maggie! Into the sleigh, Bad Baby Gerald! We're sending you home! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 6

After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 5: I always thought it was reindeer that pulled Santa's sleigh, but these greyhounds are pretty cute. *suck suck* Yes, it certainly was sweet of you to work Santa's Little Helper into the story. That's great fan service, Maggie! Task: Make Marge Drive the Greyhound Sleigh (12h, Greyhound Sleigh, Maggie) If the user has Santa's Little Helper: Task: Make Santa's Little Helper Lead the Greyhound Sleigh (12h, Greyhound Sleigh) Your sleigh's all packed and ready to go, Santa! Not in my current condition. I could run over some kid, and the laws against drunk sleighing are WAY draconian now. You must deliver the presents, Marge. And when you get back, why not stay a while? What about Mrs. Claus? She went out for candy canes and hasn't come back. I think she met another immortal fatso. Oh, you poor man! So what do you say? I could make you very jolly... *girlish giggle* Quest reward: 200 and 20

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 8

After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 6: *ow* Marge, Maggie punched me! *suck suck* That's what you get for ending another Christmas story with a Homer/Marge make-out fest. ...and remember folks -- the holidays is no time for moderation! Please drink Duff irresponsibly! *screams* The TV is working again, oh thank goodness! Christmas is saved! *unplugs TV* Not so fast! You didn't really think you'd sit around telling stories and leave out old Abe?! Hold tight to your cocoa, 'cause I've got a lulu for ya! Task: Make the Simpsons Escape Grampa's Storytelling [x5] (4h, Simpson House) On job start: ...and that's how Eugene McCarthy saved Santa's Workshop from the creeping threat of elf socialism. Of course, the foiled Reds weren't about to just sit on their heels. Which is why they put together the greatest baseball team in history, the 1958 Albany Commie Spies, led by a young me. Santa was fielding a pretty crackerjack squad himself. Mostly reindeer, but also the illegitimate half-elf son of Shoeless Joe Jackson. So, the World Series matchup was set... Quest reward: 100 and 10