The Simpsons: Tapped Out "22 for 30" episode tie-in content update/Gameplay

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Hijinks and Hoop Dreams

Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 1

After the user logs in on March 8th: All right students, as you know assemblies mean I have dispiriting news. Government funding is better for sports than academics, so we are now focusing on that. Seems the teachers that always wore sweat pants were ahead of the curve. Sports? I'm allergic to those. And dust. And cotton. And my own hair. This isn't easy for any of us. I have to attend a seminar on the proper operation of a whistle. What if there's an exam at the end?! Task: Make Youngsters Play Basketball Instead of Doing Math [x5] (4h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Milhouse Shoot Some Hoops (4h, Springfield Elementary) I now have a whole new relationship with sports. It's based on mutual respect! It's still school. Haven't you noticed "Coach" Largo is waving a baton? But my shots are going in. That's a thing my shots don't normally do! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 2

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Milhouse, you're really enjoying basketball. You remind me of me when I first discovered the joy of following rules. I love the swish sound when the ball goes in the net. Reminds me of the sound my legs make when I wear corduroy pants. How odd. Anyway, we acquired an outdoor court. For half price - it's a half-court. This is great! I feel like Dr. J! Not the player, my "private talks" doctor. He plays in a league with other therapists! Task: Place the Outdoor Basketball Half-Court Task: Make Milhouse Practice His Two-Pointers (2h, Outdoor Half-Court) I can't believe you get special treatment 'cause you're good at basketball. It's almost like this school doesn't appreciate pranking at all. You could join me. You know, like how up until now I've done everything you want? Please. Our relationship is based on your blind obedience. That's why it works. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Hey Bart, did you change your mind? Who's that guy? This blue-haired, weak-eyed, quiver-voiced kid is who you've been bragging about?! Milhouse, this is Anger Watkins, a famous sports reporter with an even more famous short temper. He wants to watch you. Don't be nervous because he's totally judging you. I'm judging you, this school, and even those clouds. You call that cumulonimbus? Please! I find better fluff in my navel after wearing a wool sweater. Now shoot the ball, four eyes! Task: Make Milhouse Practice Very Nervously (2h, Outdoor Half-Court) I've been covering basketball a long time, but I'm not even sure how to describe this pathetic display. I need to go home, heat up some canned ravioli, and then sit down and write an apology note to my eyes for making them watch this garbage! I can already tell this is going to be a four stress ball night! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hijinks and Hoop Dreams Pt. 4

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Bart, why would you do this? I thought a famous sportscaster mocking you would be funny. And, I'm proud to say, my instincts were right. You should be happy for me. I finally found something that made me feel good and then you made me feel bad about it. Wow! I think... I think... I think I'm about to stand up for myself. Task: Make Milhouse Fight Bart (4h, Outdoor Half-Court, Bart) On job start: I can't believe it! The blue-haired boy has attacked his friend with the same level of intense fury I use to brush my teeth. The foundations of their friendship have been hit with an explosion of anger that seems to have simmered longer than a well-made tomato sauce! I see now I may be somewhat responsible for this. I need a diversion so the guilt can't sink in. How about some road rage? That always works! On job end: OK Milhouse, it took being punched in the guts to realize I may have been wrong. I'm sorry. I was jealous of how good you were at b-ball. I prefer if you call it "my mad hoop skills". But I forgive you. Van Houtens can't hold grudges, or in my Dad's case, jobs. System Message Does Bart ever give basketball a chance? Is Anger Watkins even a real character? Tune in to The Simpsons this Sunday 8/7C on FOX! Quest Reward: 200 and 20

Premium gameplay

7200 oz Squishee Placed

After buying 7200 Ounce Squishee: Congratulations on your purchase of the seventy-two hundred ounce Squishee. By breaking the seal on the oversized scoop straw, you agree that Kwik-E-Mart cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by brain freeze. Please drink responsibly. Thank you! Come again!

Sportscasted

Sportscasted Pt. 1

After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark: My life is sports. Watching sports on TV, yelling at the TV, then coming to work and yelling on TV about what I saw on TV. And now you want me to cover things other than sports? This whole thing is making Anger angry! Anger drives ratings. I decided this after great thought, while waiting for the restaurant valet to bring my car around. It's happening. Task: Make Anger Watkins Report the Weather (4h, Channel 6) ...and the Pope admitted he was flashing gang signs in the photo. And now, over to our new weatherman, Anger Watkins. What can we expect tomorrow Anger? Expect disappointment, sorrow, and dark moods full of rolling fury. Expect a total and complete sapping of your once-thriving spirit. Also a little rain in the evening. Take an umbrella. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sportscasted Pt. 2

After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark: You're not Brockman. Was he fired? If so, I get his parking spot and coffee mug – it's in my contract! Your greedy ambition reminds me of a certain championship quarterback. I've just been brought in to jack the ratings with my repertoire of fuming and venting. Maybe I'll start with this story about a new park opening. A complete waste of grass, trees, and fresh air! That's right, I root for concrete! Task: Make Anger Watkins Do a Puff Piece (4h, Retirement Castle) Anger Watkins here at Springfield's Retirement Castle, where a local group brought cats to play with the seniors. They're a blessing. With their whiskers and sullen dispositions. Oh wait, that's Jasper. Why are these wrinkled layabouts hoarding the cats that hard-working people should be holding and scratching behind the neck? A poor allocation of our cat resources and an absolute joke! More on this breaking story tonight at six. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sportscasted Pt. 3

After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark: Finally, an assignment appropriate for my broadcasting skills. Anger Watkins, food critic. I order, I eat, someone else pays, I complain into a camera, and someone pays me. The one time this bloated, mistaken rock named Earth acts like it's supposed to! Task: Make Anger Watkins Sing for His Supper (2h, Gilded Truffle) Alright, time for the bottom line on the Gilded Truffle. I give it one star. And that one star was me. I gave myself to this non-driving, non-truck food truck and in return I received disappointment and an after-dinner mint! They served my meal, delicious as it was, on a silver platter!? Silver! Everybody knows silver is second place, and Anger Watkins does not finish second! You see me, you bust out the platinum! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sportscasted Pt. 4

After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark: Criticizing food has lost its luster. I yearn to insult fat, sweaty, living things again! Next stop: the food at Krusty Burger. Looks like my wish has been granted. Task: Make Anger Watkins Choke Down a Double Krusty Burger (2h, Krusty Burger) I came into this expecting the worst dining experience possible. Something like sending my mouth to prison. Krusty Burger met my expectations. An all-star appetite abomination! The only positive I can say is the bathroom was cleaner than the kitchen. I'll take it! I may even use that quote in the ads we run during coverage of death row executions! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sportscasted Pt. 5

After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark: Got your fill of being a food critic, Anger? Fill? Is that a joke? Because all I got was a tapeworm and two types of hepatitis. And not even the good ones! Good news then. You'll now be sharing the politics beat with me. What you won't be sharing is my hair and makeup team. Task: Make Anger Watkins Provide Political Commentary (12h, Town Hall) Task: Make Kent Brockman Provide Political Commentary (12h, Town Hall) A lot of voters have approached my limousine to tell my bodyguards they want Springfield to be a safer place to live. That's when the tasers come out. I say to those voters "I hope when you regain consciousness you remember whatever happened was all your fault. Vote Quimby"! Well spoken! Thank you Mayor for your time and public service. Seriously? That interview was a joke! But not the type that's funny or even makes you think. The type that Dane Cook tells! I've heard better interviews from guys with a history of concussions. Enough! I'm going back to what I do best: level-headed sports analysis. Quest Reward: 200 and 20

Trying to Find a Decent Meal

The Frying Dutchman

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at The Frying Dutchman: I don't think I've ever been this unsatisfied in all my life. There were three fish hooks in my entrée! That shouldn't happen. The deep fried batter normally hides all secrets.

El Chemistry

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at El Chemistry: Deconstructed food!? If I wanted my meal separated, I'd let my mouth do it. I'm storming out of here. As soon as these next thirteen courses are over, I am gone!

Singing Sirloin

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Singing Sirloin: How am I supposed to enjoy a steak with the waiters singing? The only one that hums when I chew should be me!

Phineas Q Butterfat's

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Phineas Q Butterfat's: Asking the server to "surprise me" was a horrible idea. Fifty-six hundred different flavors and I end up with vegemite!?

Swanky Fish

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Swanky Fish: There's nothing swanky about splintery disposable chopsticks and tap water that tastes like dirt!

Dead Lobster

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Dead Lobster: This restaurant is accurately named... they serve dead lobster.

Piggly's Super Smorg

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Piggly's Super Smorg: Such a disgusting amount of pork. I could feel my arteries clogging just breathing the air! Tired of living? This is the place for you.