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The Pacifier/Quotes

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Shorts season 1 Short Quotes
04 "Babysitting Maggie"
05
"The Pacifier"
"Burp Contest" 06


Lisa: What a little baby you are!
Bart: Don't you have any self respect?
Lisa: You don't see us go around sucking on... pacifiers.
Bart: It's time to grow up, you little runt.
[Bart pulls Maggie's pacifier out of her mouth, Maggie leaves into the bedroom to get a new pacifier then Maggie puts her new pacifier in her mouth and sucks on it.]

Bart: What?!
Lisa: Another pacifier?
Bart: You are a depraved little infant!
Lisa: We're just trying to help you!
Bart: Yeah... Help you!
[Bart pulls Maggie's pacifier again and they play catch with Maggie's pacifier. Maggie bites Bart's leg.]
Bart: YOW!
Maggie: [She catches her pacifier in her mouth.]

Lisa: Hey Maggie, look!
[Bart removes Maggie's pacifier and tries to cover her pacifier up with hot sauce.]
Bart: Quick, the hot sauce.
[Bart puts Maggie's pacifier back in her mouth and the alarm blows. Maggie covers it in hot sauce then puts it back in her mouth.]

Bart: You can have your pacifier.
Lisa: See if we care.
Bart: We don't need pacifiers.
Lisa: We're big.
Bart: We watch TV.
Lisa: We're mature.
[Maggie takes those pacifiers to Bart and Lisa.]
Bart: What? For us?
Lisa: Are you kidding?
Bart: No way, man!
[Lisa puts her pacifier in her mouth.]
Lisa: Not bad!
[Bart puts his pacifier in his mouth.]
Bart: Not bad at all!
[Bart puts his pacifier back in his mouth.]
Shorts Season 1 Quotes
Good Night Watching Television Bart Jumps Babysitting Maggie The Pacifier Burp Contest Eating Dinner