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Sofa So Good/Quotes

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Marge: Uh... Homie, I don't think an all-you-can-eat buffet is a good idea! Not while you driving!
Homer: Well, then why did we but the Krusty discount dashboard buffet kit?
Marge: That's what I kept asking you in the store. Why did you buy it?!!
Homer: Look, Marge, next to the scalloped potatoes... baby back ribs!

Bart: Wow! Dad's famous!
Lisa: [SIGH!] Yes! Again!
Bart: What's with you?
Lisa: Dad's famous! And why? Because he did nothing! He ate until he was greasy! Fame should come from hard work and effort. Creating something worthwhile! Meanwhile, I study my brain to the bone, and who knows Lisa Simpson's name?

Bart: Whatcha' doing, Lis?
Lisa: I'm trying to make a new fruit or vegetable.
Bart: What? You're actually trying to make new healthy food for prents to force us kids to eat? It's monsters like you that created broccoli!

Marge: You're spending a year on the couch?!!
Homer: Yep! Like my dad used to say, when the going gets tough, the lazy do nothing!

Principal Skinner: Lisa, what do you have there?
Lisa: A mushroom, it must have grown on dad's back over the last few months.
Professor Frink: Sweet Tesla's Coil! It's like no kind I've ever seen. I think it must have crossbred with whatever food was left behind the cushions of the couch! Lisa, you've discovered a new species of fungi!