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Shoplifting/Quotes

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Shorts season 3 Short Quotes
39 "Home Hypnotism"
40
"Shoplifting"
"Echo Canyon" 41


Security guard: Well boy, looks like the jig is- [gasps]
Bart: [mouth covered in chocolate] I know my rights. You can't hold if you ain't got no evidence copper. [looks in mirror; gulps] Err... is it too late to make a full confession?

Marge: What have you learned from this experience, Bart?
Bart: Well mom, I might have been caught and had a few bad moments there, but I got to admit, chocolate was delish.
Marge: No, no, no, Bart, the lesson is: ultimately, crime hurts the criminal.
Bart: That's not true, mom. I got a free ride home, didn't I?
[The car skids to a halt. Bart is thrown out.]
Shorts Season 3 Quotes
Shut Up Simpsons The Shell Game The Bart Simpson Show Punching Bag Simpson Christmas The Krusty the Clown Show Bart the Hero Bart's Little Fantasy Scary Movie Home Hypnotism Shoplifting Echo Canyon Bathtime Bart's Nightmare Bart of the Jungle Family Therapy Maggie in Peril (Chapter One)* Maggie in Peril (The Thrilling Conclusion) TV Simpsons