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No Cause for Alarm/Quotes

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Homer: Oh he lived his life of freeedrom, exactly the way he wanted to!
Carl: What are you doing, Homer?
Homer: Something I should have done a long time ago... bringing a little comfort to work!
Carl: Work? He rarely does any of that! Speaking of work, shouldn't you be taking care of your station, Homer?
Lenny: You know, our security depends on you.
Homer: Not to worry. I think of everything. I left someone very reliabel in charge.

Kent Brockman: This time it's for real! Doomsday is here! You have no chance of survival, so i'll bid you goodbye! My helictoper is waiting!

Principal Skinner: Well, we sent the kids home. At least they'll be with their parents.
Edna Krabappel: We're alone now. Are you thinkg what I'm thinking?
Principal Skinner: I think so! Mother!!

Ned: There it is. But I think this alarm system is overkill.
Homer: Can we test it now? Can we?
Ned: 'Fraid not, Homer. You don't have a siren.
Homer: A siren?
Lisa: Yes, dad. The thing of the roof that makes the noise!

Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, my good man. Thanks to you, my show had the highest ratings ever. If you could repeat whatever you did... let's say in a month or two... I will make it worth your while... if your know what I mean...
Moe: Hey, Homer. I did terrific at the bar. Can you dod whatever you did... let's say in amonth or two? i'll make it worth—while, if your get my meaning...
Apu: Mr. Homer, this is Apu. I have had my best week ever! Do you think you could...