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Milhouse's Best Day/Quotes

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Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, what are YOU doing here?
Bart: Nothing.
[Bart runs out of the room.]
Bart: See you at school! Don't be late!
Milhouse: Aww... Bart didn't wish me a happy birthday.
[Outside the Van Houten House, Milhouse is walking down the sidewalk with his backpack on his back while Luann is at the door.]
Luann Van Houten: Happy "Let Your Kid Walk Himself To School Day," honey!
Milhouse: [sigh]
[Outside Springfield Elementary, Dolph and Nelson are clenching their fists. They are both looking at Milhouse.]
Milhouse: Here we go again. I'm ready for my lunch money mugging. Just let me take off my glasses.
[Milhouse takes his glasses off and puts them in him glasses case.]
Dolph Shapiro: We don't want your crummy money.
Milhouse: Really?
Nelson Muntz: Yeah. Scram!
[Milhouse runs into school.]
Milhouse: It's a birthday miracle! I can eat lunch for the first time in years!
[Bart holds up dollar bills to Dolph and Milhouse]
Nelson: Haw Haw! Bribes!
[In the hallway, Milhouse is walking past Lisa.]
Lisa: My, you're looking HANDSOME today, Mihouse!
Milhouse: Wow! Thanks! I think it's because I skipped my daily beating!
[Milhouse leaps down the hallway.]
Milhouse: Gosh! It's shaping up to be a Milhouse kind of morning.
[Bart is giving Lisa a Malibu Stacy doll.]
Bart: Here you go, Lis...a limited edition Malibu Stacy World Leader doll.
Lisa: I shouldn't accept. But she's so beautiful...and POWERFUL.
[After school, Milhouse is on the skateboard ramp wearing his helmet and with his skateboard.]
Milhouse: Today I can do ANYTHING! Even a 900 tail grab.
[Milhouse skates down the ramp put falls off it mid-air.]
Milhouse: Aaaaaah!
[Milhouse falls to the ground. The students clap]
Milhouse: [drowsily] Ohhhh... Wha...? Did I do it?
[Bart is giving money to other kids.]
Milhouse: Bart, what are you doing?
Bart: Nothing.
"Can We Go Now?" kid: Can we go now?
Bart: I just wanted you to have your perfect day.
Milhouse: So you BRIBED everyone?!?
Bart: I guess.
Milhouse: [tearing up] That's the NICEST thing anyone's ever done for me!
Bart: Happy Birthday?
Milhouse: The best one ever!