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Krustyland is a theme park owned by Krusty the Clown. The rides in the park were infamous for decapitating several visitors in the park, which Krusty denied, saying that the people were decapitated before they even went inside the park.
Homer bought tickets for him, Bart and Lisa to go to the opening of the Eyeballs of Death ride, a ride that passed a safety check by a 3 to 2 vote, and Krusty bribed the voters. They couldn't go though as they had a reservation at El Chemistri on that day.
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 The Simpsons Ride
The Simpsons Ride is set inside Krustyland. In the ride, The Simpsons family were to be the first ones to try out Krusty's new thrill ride. However, Sideshow Bob attempted to kill the Simpsons family again, pursuing them through various rides in Krustyland.
A large map of Krustyland is displayed at the queue, which lists and displays the following attractions/locations:
- 1. Krustyland Main Entrance
- 2. Krustyland Main Street ("The America of 1895 at Today's Prices!")
- 3. Mt. Krustmore
- 4. Itchy and Scratchy Land Main Entrance
- 5. Unoriginal Log Ride
- 6. Krusty's One-Plate-Maximum Buffet
- 7. Krusty's Waterless Waterslide
- 8. Poochie's Half-Pipe ("Warning: Pipe may be less than one-half")
- 9. Krusty's Giant Wheel ("Not affiliated with "Ferris Wheel" brand amusement wheels")
- 10. Scratchy's Cat-anooga Spew-Spew
- 11. Sleeping Itchy's Castle
- 12. Scratchy's Flea-Dip Dipper-Flipper ("Voted Krusty's Worse Ride!")
- 13. Krusty's Spit 'n' Watch Aerial Gondolas
- 14. Krusty's Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show
- 15. Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-off
- 16. Happy Little Elves in Panda-Land
- 17. The Tilt 'N' Spew
- 18. The Change-Loser
- 19. Krusty's Dine-in-the-Sky Food Needle ("No elevator")
- 20. Krusty's L.A. Traffic Jam
- 21. The Dragon Boat Ride
- 22. Castle-Resembling Stadium
- 23. Gazebo just north of the Dragon Boat Ride
- 24. It's a Long, Long Line!
- 25. Krusty's Haunted Condo ("Visit our 999 Unhappy Teen Employees!")
- 26. The Tooth Chipper (Slated for Demolition)
- 27. Krusty's Deathbowl Jalopy Rush ("Race your friends to Krusty-infornia!")
- 28. Krusty's Futuristic Rootin' Tootin' BBQ Review 3000!
- 29. Krustylu Studios
- 30. Duff Pavilion ("Where fake ID's get you beer.")
- 31. Sea Captain's Quesy-Time Lagoon Ride
- 32. Krustyland Hotel
- 33. The Krusty Karousel
- 34. Death Drop
- 35. Moe's Tunnel of Shame and Rejection
- 36. Radioactive Man: The Ride
- 37. The Screamatorium of Dr. Frightmarestine
- 38. Apu's Concession Stand
- 39. Madam Manjula's Future Looker-After
- 40. Get Probed by Kang and Kodos!
The Simpsons waiting in line at Krustyland.
A more clearer version of the map of Krustyland.