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Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers/Quotes

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Shadow of the Colossal Donut
Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers
Bargain Bin
Rigellian 1: This human has tiny pieces of paper that give him big, big savings. We must study him.
Rigellian 2: Study him with anal probing?
Rigellian 1: Of course with anal probing! What else would we do? Talk to him?

Cletus: I think they dun busted my stink bone.
Homer: Damn those rectally obsessed savages! Damn them!

Cletus: Those green fellas started a feud that won't be over 'til I poke something in their void holeses.
Homer: Gross, but fair.

Sideshow Bob: Don't bother crying out in terror. In space, no one can hear you scream.
Bart: We're not in space.
Sideshow Bob: Well, we're in a space ship.
Homer: Not the same thing.