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Frink Sinatra!/Quotes

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Professor Frink: Ooh... That was a late night! Give me your most caffeinated beverage, Apu!
Apu: One espresso Squishee coming right up, pops! Have a lucky day, now!

Carl Carlson: Barney! Babe! It's nine o'clock in the A.M.! Ain't that a little early for a martini?
Barney Gumble: My watch says five P.M.
Lenny Leonard: It must be broken! You should get it fixed!
Barney: If I did that, how could I drink at nine in the morning?

Lenny: Man, that chickadee can swing!
Carl: Play some Brubeck!
Lisa: Oh! I love Dave Brubeck! Did you know he recorded "Take Five" in 5/4 time, which was both groundbreaking and where the name of the song came from?
Bart: She's a nerd! Get her!
Professor Frink: Aaaah! I thought you were distracting them!
Lisa: My brother blew my cover!
Bart: Ha! You melvins better run in 5/4 time!
Database: It's no use!

Barney: Where am I?
Lisa: I slipped some of the antidote into Mr. Gumble's martini!
Professor Frink: This must be very confusing for you, waking up with no memory of what happened and holding a drink!
Barney: Actually, most of my mornings start this way!

Professor Frink: Miss Stella! Our late night exploration of unification theory nearly led to the demise of the entire town! Our love is far too dangerous. We must make like a zygote and split up!
Ms. Stella: I understand! This is who you are and why I'll love you forever! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to see if Bill Nye the Science Guy is still single!
Professor Frink: [GA-HOY!]