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Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)

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"Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)"
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Song Information
Singers: Benedict Cumberbatch
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Quilloughby
Lisa Simpson
Length: Episode: 0:40
Extended: 1:16
Writer(s): Music: Bret McKenzie
Lyrics: Tim Long
Appearance(s): "Panic on the Streets of Springfield"

"Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)" is a song by Quilloughby and Lisa Simpson. The extended version can be heard during the end credits of the episode.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Quilloughby:
Every day I try to smile,
But can't help but frown.
Every day I draw my bath,
And pray I will drown.
I step out my door and I take a deep breath.
Turn back inside and pray for my death.
'Cause everyone is horrid,
Except me and possibly you.
Lisa:
Possibly me.
Quilloughby and Lisa:
Oh, everyone is horrid,
Quilloughby:
And my dear,
I fear you are, too.
Quilloughby and Lisa:
Ohhh.

Extended version[edit]

Quilloughby:
Every day I try to smile,
But can't help but frown.
Every day I draw my bath,
And pray I will drown.
I step out my door and I take a deep breath.
Turn back inside and pray for my death.
'Cause everyone is horrid,
Except me and possibly you.
Oh, everyone is horrid,
And my dear,
I fear you are, too.
Lisa:
Has everyone always,
Made you so weary?
Quilloughby:
Let me tell you a tale,
To answer your query.
In Manchester the people were loyal and kind,
And I hated them. (Someone should've sedated them)
They lack subtlety and nuance,
I definitely knew once I was five.
There was no point to their lives.
'Cause everyone is horrid,
Except me and possibly you.
Lisa:
Possibly me.
Quilloughby and Lisa:
Oh, everyone is horrid,
Quilloughby:
And my dear,
I fear you are, too.
Quilloughby and Lisa:
Ohhh.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

"Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)" was released on music streaming and purchasing websites on May 11, 2021.[1]

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