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Citizen Cane/Quotes

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Jimbo Jones: You guys want to play a game of "kick the cane"?
Dolph Shapiro: Sure!
Kearney Zzyzwicz: Go fo it, dude!

Chief Wiggum: So, you like picking on old guys, eh?
Jimbo: It's kind of a hobby.
Chief Wiggum: We'll just see about that!
Lou: Hey, chief, if your were Darth Vader, you coulda picked him up without touching him. Now you've got juvie cooties!

Grampa: Young person! Let me tell you abot world war II!
Senior: You look just like my grand-daughter!
Jasper: Wanna see my hernia? I can me kit pop in and out.
Nurse: Break it up, and get back to your rooms!

Nurse: Did you remember to take your pills?
Grampa: I remember everything!
Nurse: Really? What's your name?
Grampa: Aw, you always ask me the hard questioons.

Kearney: Yo! How was it?
Jimbo: Brutal
Dolph: Dude, let's pick "kick the cane!"
Jimbo: Nah, old people have got it tough enough, besides, when it comes to elederly, we're amateurs!
Kearney: Whatever, dude.
Dolph: Then let's go to the dump and break stuff!