• Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy/Quotes

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki


Season 30 Episode Quotes
656 "E My Sports"
657
"Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy"
"Girl's in the Band" 658


Nelson: You betrayed us, Bart. And worse, you betrayed your own wang.
Bart: You know what? Yes, I laughed at a cartoon. Why? Because it was funny. So what if Itchy and Scratchy are girls? I laughed, and you can't take back the laugh.
Jimbo: Girls aren't funny. They're hot, or moms.
Nelson: Or both.

Milhouse: Gentlemen, our way of life is under attack.
Kearney: Hear, hear!
Milhouse: Society is trying to erase boys. They give us drugs that make us do girly things, like pay attention.
Nelson: They're putting drugs in our medication?
Milhouse:We need to band together. Like a sorority, but for dudes. I give you the Boys Rights Association.
Boys: BRA!
Milhouse: B-R-A. Right now, we're just training BRAs.
Dolph: Mm-hmm.
Milhouse: But soon, we'll be the strongest, most supportive BRAs anyone has ever seen.
Boys: [chanting] We are BRAs! We are BRAs!

Lisa: Bossy Riot is so cool. We need fearless female activists to fight back against misogyny and man-spreading.
Bart: Well, whoever they are, they are the coolest badasses this town has ever seen, whoever they are.

Lisa: Bart, are you in Bossy Riot?
Bart: No way.
Lisa: Ah, good. Because if you were fighting for women's rights, it would destroy my entire vision of the universe.
Bart: Actually, I totally am.
Lisa: [shouts] You can't be an activist for women's rights. You don't know anything about the feminist cause.
Bart: Sure I do. Chicks get a raw deal. I'm a little fuzzy on the deets, but take my word for it.
Lisa: [groans] It's all about the deets. You're not a girl. You just want to spray-paint the world and watch it drip. You've never been called shrill just because you speak up. And-and girls' clothing has no pockets, while yours are lousy with pockets!
Bart: This is good stuff, I got to write it down.
Lisa: This is someone else's war, and you, y-you're just a mercenary.
Bart: Mercenaries are cool, like Boba Fett.
Homer: Oh, yeah, Boba Fett, great character.
Bart: Boba Fett's badass. He wears a jetpack and a cape.
Homer: Pick a lane, weirdo.
Lisa: Why does every discussion about feminism turn into an argument about Star Wars?
Homer: If Boba Fett's such a great bounty hunter, why is his armor all banged up?
Bart: [Sighs] It's a look, like distressed denim.
Lisa: You shouldn't be part of a protest if you don't care about the cause.
Bart: Well, you care. Why don't you come with?
Lisa: Maybe I will.
Bart: Great. Bring black gloves and no ID. You've been Tasered before, right? It only hurts until you pass out.
Lisa: I'm excited. I want to, I do, but... there's a part of me that's scared, and that part is my body and my head.
Bart: It's okay, I get it. There's nothing wrong with being all talk. Us feminists need cheerleaders, too.

[a pile of Krusty memorabilia is burning]
Milhouse: I told you not to light the toys yet!
Nelson: I didn't. They just burst into flames.

Nelson: Spill it, Simpson. You were on the inside. What's the deal with girls?
Bart: Well, check this out: they also burp.
Nelson: No way! From where?
Milhouse: Is that even allowed?
Bart: Let's see, what else? They're always telling each other they're pretty. Their bathroom candy tastes really weird. But there's one thing that really crushed me. I almost don't want to say it out loud. They don't envy us.
[the boys tear up]
Season 30 Quotes
Bart's Not Dead Heartbreak Hotel My Way or the Highway to Heaven Treehouse of Horror XXIX Baby You Can't Drive My Car From Russia Without Love Werking Mom Krusty the Clown Daddicus Finch 'Tis the 30th Season Mad About the Toy The Girl on the Bus I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can The Clown Stays in the Picture 101 Mitigations I Want You (She's So Heavy) E My Sports Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy Girl's in the Band I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh D'oh Canada Woo-Hoo Dunnit? Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion