Bart and Lisa and Marge and Homer and Maggie (to a Lesser Extent) vs. Thanksgiving/Quotes

Quotes

Marge: You took the turkey out of the oven! How could you ear sixteen pounds of half-cooked poultry??

Homer: It was more like a fourth of the way cooked. But I wrapepd the pieces in salami so they'd go down easy.

Marge: Homer, what are we going to do for Thanksgiving dinner? Grampa. Selma, Patty, and my mother are coming over!

Homer: Not to mention my bar family. And Moe. Did I mention Moe?

Marge: Urrrrrrm...

Homer: I'm going to go get out of your hair and... ...drink. I'll be at Moe's.

Homer: Moe, you're giving thanks at Homer's? How could you do this to me??

Waylon Smithers: Simpson, I've been looking all over for you!

Homer: Really?

Waylon Smithers: Well, no. We came here first. You file lists this bar as your home address. Homer, Mr. Burns needs your help. Get in. I suppose you want to know what this is all about.

Homer: Eh...

Waylon Smithers: It all started this morning...

Lisa: That's it! For once, I'm leaving! Give me Thanksgiving liberty or give me death!

Grampa: Whadapubub-aaaahh!

Lisa: Gaaaah!

Grampa: Lisa! You scared the teeth outta me!

Lisa: You wear dentures, Grampa.

Grampa: Uh-oh, Lisa. Looks like another angry mob out to kill your father. Guess we sould start begging for his life. Please don't kill my boy!

Lisa: Grampa, those people are family and friends.

Moe Szyslak: We get here, no open's around, the door's bolted, the windows are locked, the flue is up on the chimney... listen, if this is some kinda Turkeyday joke, I ain't laughin'!

Lisa: Dad went to drink, and mom went to get a turkey!

Barney Gumble: Braaaaap! You don't have a turkey??

Bart: No turkey? But I promised these guys! I guess we can settle for a ham... ora turkey-flavored breakfast ceral of some kind.

Marge: Maggie, I said it before, and I'll say it again. Thanksgiving is about family being together.

Homer: Maaaarrge! The jello mold is losing it's structural integrity!

Marge: I'll be right in there. In forty five minutes. Or maybe a little longer