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Bart Gets Stumped/Quotes

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Agent Darke: I'm Agent Darke. Department of Agriculture. I am all that stands between this town and complete disaster.
Bart: Cool.
Milhouse: Complete disaster?
Agent Darke: This tree must be cut down to prevent a citywide epidemic of dreaded stump root.
Bart: Wait! That's not so cool!
Milhouse: But what about the treehouse?!
Bart: Yeah! We read comics in that treehouse, and tell scary stories, and Milhouse kissed a girl there.
Agent Darke: I understand I kissed a girl once, too. But I have my duty. The tree must go!

Lisa: What happened to the sing? We were going to push Maggie.
Bart: Stupid stump rot, that's what!
Lisa: Well then, we'll just play in the treehouse.
Milhouse: No girls allowed!
Bart: Yeah, we have rules.
Janey: That's ignorant!
Lisa: Girls have rights.

Marge: You can't come into my yard with these sharp objects.
Agent Darke: Yes, I can, ma'am I'm the government.
Milhouse: They're going to cut us down! What'll we do, Bart?
Bart: I've got an idea! It involves you, this rope and my amazing you-you skills.
Marge: Please! This is our only tree!
Agent Darke: Sorry, ma'am. Sump rot is a disease. And I'm the cure.

Lisa: Hello? Professor Frink? Professor Frink, I need your help. Weren't you script consult on the Rainier Wolfcastle movie "The Treeminator"?
Professor Frink: Why, yes. I made an elm tree look like chestnut tree for the horrific de-barking scene! I have a doctorate in forest pathology.
Lisa: Perfect! Come on.
Professor Frink: But I haven't finished my killer robot for Mayor Quimby.
Lisa: We have to go now! IT may already be too late!

Milhouse: Captain Bart, are you ready for our mission against the space zombies of the moon?
Bart: Roger, Lt. Milhouse, are your ready, Lt. Lisa?
Lisa: This is one small step for a girl, one giant leap for girlkind.