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Bart's Haircut/Quotes

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Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
14 "Space Patrol"
15
"Bart's Haircut"
"World War III" 16


Homer: How come you're always wearing that hat?
Bart: Fashion statement, dad.
Homer: Take off the hat, boy.
[Bart takes off the hat to reveal long hair]
Lisa: Look, he's a beatnik.
Marge: [gasps] You go get a haircut.
Homer: Right now.
Bart: I was afraid this moment would come.

Jake: Well, what do you think?
Bart: What the hell did you do to my hair?
Jake: Well, that'll be five dollars please.

Homer: Bart! Front and center!
[Bart enters wearing a paper bag over his head]
Bart: I'll take it off but you gotta promise you won't laugh, okay? Promise?
Everyone: We promise.
[Bart takes off the bag and everyone laughs]
Shorts Season 2 Quotes
Making Faces The Funeral Maggie's Brain Football House of Cards Bart and Homer's Dinner Space Patrol Bart's Haircut World War III The Perfect Crime Scary Stories Grampa & the Kids Gone Fishin' Skateboarding The Pagans The Closet The Aquarium Family Portrait Bart's Hiccups The Money Jar The Art Museum Zoo Story