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A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas/Quotes

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Season 32 Episode Quotes
693 "Sorry Not Sorry"
694
"A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas"
"The Dad-Feelings Limited" 695


Surgeon fiancé: So where are they sending you?
Mary Tannenbaum: The last small town that can pass for Canada passing for America that didn't already have another one of our Christmas movies shooting in it.

Lisa: Ms. Tannenbaum? Do you mind if I shoot a behind-the-scenes documentary about the movie to earn my Little Filmmaker merit badge?
Mary: I-I don't really know how to talk to kids.
Lisa: Neither do I!

Lunchlady Dora: What can I get you, hon?
Mary: I'll have an extra-tall, nonfat, triple-vegan espresso mocha, clean white, two-pump, half-barley water, half-macadamia milk with room for air.
Lunchlady Dora: We got regular and we got griddle drippings.

Chief Wiggum: Ah, city folk. They don't know the joys of small-town diners. Like yelling gossip across a crowded room. Hey, Sea Captain, how's the IBS?
Sea Captain: Yarr, if I'm calm, it's calm.

Mary: What do you think you're doing?
Principal Skinner: I'm setting up the town's annual Lettuce and Tomato Festival. It's our summertime tradition in honor of too-oft eaten, but seldom celebrated workhorses of barbecue season. The whole town turns out.

Jeff: But Samantha, I can't go caroling with you. Your Christmas megastore's gonna put my mom-and-pop ornament shop out of business.
Sondra: Oh, Bruce, all I cared about was my career, but then we had that moment at Christmas Creek, and things changed.
A Christmas Ornament for Christmas director: Cut! Cut! You idiots are using the names from the last one of these we shot. You're Sondra and Jeff now.
Mary: Don't worry. We can just dub the names in later.
Director: Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. None of this matters.

Surgeon fiancé: Hey, babe. How are things in the boondocks? God, you must be miserable.
Mary: Oh, yeah, I'm surrounded by a bunch of backwoods, lotto-scratching, monster-truck-driving, Big-Gulp-guzzling bumpkins. I can't wait to go back to the city.

Director: Great work, Mary. This movie just might be good enough to fold laundry to.
Lisa: How are you gonna explain all the produce and people wearing shorts?
Director: Eh, so long as the attractive white people make with the closed-mouth smooches, nobody's complaining.

Lenny Leonard: Hey, Skinner, I never thought the Lettuce and Tomato Festival could get any better... but Christmas!
Carl Carlson: Yeah. Makes Okratoberfest seem ridiculous in comparison.

Director: Aw, no, this is the worst thing to happen to this movie since someone wrote it.

Skinner: First you ruin my festival, and now this.
Mary: People loved it! You heard that pair of nuclear engineering simpletons.
Skinner: [chuckles] Oh, Lenny and Carl like everything. That's their affect.

Mary: Look, I'm sorry I ruined your festival.
Skinner: No, you made it better. People seemed to actually be showing up on purpose this year.

Skinner: One extra-tall, nonfat, triple-vegan espresso mocha, clean white, two-pump, half-barley water, half-macadamia milk with room for air.
Mary: You remembered.
Skinner: Who could forget it?

Lunchlady Dora: But we opened our hearts to you.
Moe Szyslak: I let myself be whimsical in front of you!
Sea Captain: How dare you not be charmed by us.
Sideshow Mel: I may drive a monster truck, but the real monster is she!
Mary: Wait! I didn't mean it!
Chief Wiggum: And we know all about your plans to sell the town to that big developer who wants to turn it into condos.
Mary: No, I'm not. How would I sell the town?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, all right. Forget I said anything. I took a shot. I whiffed it. Let's just... move on.

Mary: I'm sorry, but working on this movie's been so painful. For me, Christmas is the least wonderful time of the year.
Marge: But the song says "the most."
Mary: I know what the song says!

Mary: There's a reason I hate Christmas movies. It all started one winter, when a movie production came to town. My dad thought it'd be fun to be an extra. They cast him as a store employee in a scene where crazed parents stormed in to get the hottest toy. He was trampled to death. You can still see his last moments on Earth in the trailer for... [sobs] Jingle All the Way. [cries] And now I've lost everything, my fiancé, my dream job and, worst of all, the respect of a small town.
Marge: Then you do like Springfield.
Mary: I've come to love this place, with its homespun ways, its earnest, hardworking folk and its wonderful airbed-and-breakfasts. I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really gonna miss you all.

Surgeon fiancé: Mary, wait, I... I don't know what happened in that gazebo, but I don't care! So who's it gonna be, me or him?
Mary: Darling, you're perfect. But maybe life isn't about perfect. Skinner... I don't know your first name... you're the one who remembered how I like my coffee, and that's why I choose you.
Skinner: Are you nuts? Pick him! He's a thousand times better than me. He's a surgeon. A handsome surgeon. What was your plan? Were you gonna move here? Were we gonna share a car? I'm getting dizzy just thinking about your poor decision-making.
Season 32 Quotes
Undercover Burns I, Carumbus Now Museum, Now You Don't Treehouse of Horror XXXI The 7 Beer Itch Podcast News Three Dreams Denied The Road to Cincinnati Sorry Not Sorry A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas The Dad-Feelings Limited Diary Queen Wad Goals Yokel Hero Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars? Manger Things Uncut Femmes Burger Kings Panic on the Streets of Springfield Mother and Child Reunion The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A. The Last Barfighter