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Revision as of 08:09, July 15, 2013 by AleWi (talk | contribs) (Quests)

Buildings

  • Calmwood Mental Hospital
  • Kamp Krusty
  • Left-handed Roadster
  • Monkey Bars

Characters

Name Unlock message Notes
Kamp Bart This camp was crap! Can I say crap in this game? Guess I just did. Skin for Bart
Rod Iron helps us play!
Todd How come we only get to go to church three times a week?

Quests

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Bread And Putter Pt. 1

Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, I’m seeing a lot of your children’ influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pearls.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bok-bok-bok-bok--
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Finee, you’re on!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You’re welcome, Ned. Glad we could help.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No, Homer, I’m saying I don’t want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What?! But your kids are weird!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, your kids are... wild!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How dare you! There’s only one-way to settle the question of who’s a better parent -- a mini-golf tournament.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Huh? How would that settle anything?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sounds like somebody’s chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No, I just don’t understand how minigolf relates to--
The task is "Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament" and "Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament".
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I wanna do this.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sorry, this tournament is private.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Dude, did you not notice my threatening tone when I said…
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I wanna do this.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png gulp Open tournament! Anyone can join!

Bread And Putter Pt. 2

Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Welcome to round one of Mini-Masters! First up are Bart, Rod and Nelson. Remember boys, the important thing is that everyone has fun.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I feel the same way.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don’t feel the same way, Bart. I want you win at all costs.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, you’re doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you’re saying.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What are you talking about? I’m not whispering!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think they can hear me so I’m going to stop whispering now.
The task is "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Rod Go Minigolfing", and "Make Nelson Go Minigolfing".
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can’t believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We won? Yes! In your face, sucka!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That’s the Homer I know.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Eighteen holes. This is hole number three.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Life’s too short -- I’m gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, Nelson’s out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole…
Rod A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn’t crawl out!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png So I guess you win this round, Bart.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Congratulations, Homer. You’re being surprisingly gracious about this.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png About what?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png About Bart’s winning.

Bread And Putter Pt. 3

Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It’s time for round two of this yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpsons, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you wouldn’t have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But that entails not drinking and daily showers.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fine. Gimme the putter.
The task is "Make Todd Go Minigolfing", Make Lisa Go Minigolfing", and "Make Martin Go Minigolfing".
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is... Todd some-relation Flanders!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, that doesn’t make me feel very good.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You know what would’ve made you feel good?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Not losing?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Bingo.

Bread And Putter Pt. 4

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And for the final qualifying round of this... mini-golf this, it’s... Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow, Dud and Dudder. I’m gonna nap in my car.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don’t feel bad about it!
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Okay, I feel a little bad.
The task is "Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing" and "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing".
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I can’t believe I lost to Ralph Wiggum!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png He must be some kind of golfing expert.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png I like the sound when the little egg goes in the hole!

Bread And Putter Pt. 5

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bart, Todd, and Ralph, congratulations on making it to the final round.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png In my book, you are all winners.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers.
The task is "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Todd Go Minigolfing", "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing".
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ralphie’s so happy! And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what’s in that bag he handed you?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don’t suck, you’re just a cheater! Do you realize what this means?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I’m a great father!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wanna play taser-tag?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I sure do, son. I sure do.
Todd The giant alligator ate my ball!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It’s an alligator statue -- it’s supposed to eat your ball. That’s why there’s a flag sticking out of it’s nostril.
Todd I forfeit!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence, and onto the freeway.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I’m like Tiger Woods... the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bart! I don’t mean to be negative... but you sucked like crazy!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I had an off day.

Kamp Bart Pt. 1

Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hey Bart, looks like we’re cabinmates!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png More like condemned building-mates. I can’t believe they expect us to sleep in this.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There are no beds so stake out a spot on the floor. Hurry or you’ll end up on a crack
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What are you doing here? This is the boy’s cabin.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There’s only one cabin and it’s for boys and girls. And raccoons -- a mother and five kits. Sooo cute. But also super vicious.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png They’re in our cabin?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png In the bathroom. So if you have to go, go outside... where there are bears. Goodnight. Hope we make it to the morning.
The task is "Make Kamp Bart Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty", "Make Lisa Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty", and "Make Milhouse Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty".

Kamp Bart Pt. 2

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png “Dear Mom and Dad, We are staging a revolt against the oppressive counselors, staff and masked wild animals of Kamp Krusty. I never thought I would say this but Bart is our leader.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Kamp Krusty is a labor camp. We are forced to make myPhone cases and are fed only gruel and off-brand cereal.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fortunately Bart had hidden a cache of cherry bombs and silly string somewhere on his body. I don’t like to think where, but he has a lot of stuff. Like, a lot. Ew.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Today we rise up. We stand behind our leader, Bart. And though we make rabbit ears behind his head, we shall follow him to the end. Pray that we prevail.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Also, please send conditioner. The kind they use here makes my head itch. Love, Lisa”
The task is "Make Kamp Bart Take over Kamp Krusty".

Kamp Bart Pt. 3

Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Sir, the last of our enemy has fallen! Well, actually he left in a cab. But on his way to the cab he fell, so…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png There must be a shorter version of this.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Right. Sir, Kamp Krusty... is ours.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yes! And it only took twenty minutes! That must be a revolution record! I can actually feel the power going to my head!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You can stop hiding in that duffle bag now, Martin.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Sorry I didn’t join in the overthrow. It was partly because my mom would kill me, but mainly it was because I’m a coward.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Relax nerd, we need you to set up the internet.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png You mean, there’s a place in your Kamp for me? Even though I’m craven?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whoa Dude -- didn’t ask, don’t tell.
The task is "Make Martin Join Kamp Bart".

Kamp Bart Pt. 4

Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What do you see, Chief? And you know, maybe next time bring enough binoculars for both of us.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I just see a bunch of kids milling around.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png They’re sitting ducks! Quick! What are your carpet bombing capabilities?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Wait, they’re bringing out a giant... doll, I think. It looks just like you…
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png A Krusty doll? Aw, they’re fans! All I have to do is sign a few autographs and they’ll stop their whining. Gimme the binoculars, I wanna see them play with my doll.
The task is "Make Kamp Bart Burn Krusty Effigy".
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Ay Karumba! They hate me!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Not all of them! Someone pulled the effigy down and he’s stomping out the fire.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Really?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Now everyone is stomping out the fire. Now they’re spitting out the fire, tearing the fire to pieces…
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Just stop describing!

Kamp Bart Pt. 5

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon
This is Kent Brockman LIVE outside Kamp Krusty, currently in hands of revolutionaries who have dubbed it... Kamp Bart. Apparently going with the first name they thought of.

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The dissidents, mostly children, were armed with stink bombs, rocks and a dried up, dead toad with which they threatened to touch people with.

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I asked their charismatic leader, Bart Simpson, for an interview. He replied, quote, bring a ton of pizzas and an R rated movie, unquote. I agreed to those terms.
The task is "Make Kamp Bart Give an Interview".

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Hello Bart, would you like to do the interview in your cabin or do a walk and talk by the lake?

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I‘ll need to know ahead of time so I can adjust my make-up.
Kamp Bart I’m going for a swim, if you want to interview me you’re gonna have to jump in the lake.

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But... my hair... I didn’t shelll out for waterproof! Fine. But keep the camera in close. And don’t show my calves, I hate them.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Bart, we’ve talked about videos games and what foods you think are gross, but I still don’t know one thing: What is it that you and your followers want?
Kamp Bart Hmmm, good question. Originally we just wanted blankets and to not work sixteen hours a day. We got that, so... I dunno. What do you have?

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

You have to want something. Otherwise you’re rioting for the sake of rioting.
Kamp Bart Rioting for the sake of rioting -- that sounds good. That’s what we want. We want the right to riot! Thanks for the great idea, Kent.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

This is Kent Brockman, once again, inadvertently affecting the story.

Kamp Bart Pt. 6

Kamp Bart My fellow Kampers! We have stood up and let it be known that we have something say!
Kamp Bart And now that all the eyes of the world are upon us, what shall we do?
Kamp Bart Moon the world! Now chant with me…
Kamp Bart Eat our shorts! Eat our shorts!
The task is "Make Kamp Bart Go on a Rampage".
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Listen up, clown. This situation has become officially unignorable.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Voters in this town do not like turning on the news and seeing the bare bottoms of a bunch of unruly kids.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I don’t care how you do it, but you better fix this! Fix it like all of my elections!

Kamp Bart Pt. 7

Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey hey, kids!
Kamp Bart What are you doing here? This is Kamp Bart now. So why don’t you sign my Krusty the Klown backpack and get the hell out!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Look I understand why you kids are mad at me. This camp ruined your summer vacation, that’s why I want to make it up to you.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I'm taking all of you to Euro-Krustyland!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Omigod! In Paris?!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Uh... yeah, sure. BUT, Euro-Krustyland is so small and quaint and self-contained it almost seems like you’re on a carefully dressed soundstage!
Kamp Bart That sounds cool! Thank you, Krusty!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Don’t mention it. Now, everyone take a Krusty chewable “vitamin” that’ll make you sleep through the plane ride. And when you wake up, Voila, you’ll be there!
The task is "Make Kamp Bart go to “Euro-Krustyland”", "Make Milhouse go to “Euro-Krustyland”, "Make Lisa go to “Euro-Krustyland”", and "Make Martin go to “Euro-Krustyland”".
Kamp Bart Wow, Euro-Krusty was so... intense.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The colors were so vivid.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png The food was sooo delicious.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yeah, now everyone take another “vitamin” and we’ll fly you home and you’ll wake up in the parking lot of Krustylu Studios where you will once again be your parents’ problem.

Kamp Bart Prologue

Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart drew magic marker tattoos on all of Lisa’s Malibu Stacys.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Heh, heh, that’s a good one.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I mean, that’s a good one to remember the next time we rat Bart out to his therapist.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It’s summer and he’s bored. We have to find him something to stimulate his mind and channel his energy.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know the perfect place!
The task is "Make Bart Hang Out at the Home with Grampa".
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I heard you’re going to spend the day here so I thought I’d show you my extensive button collection. This shiny one came off the uniform of a Nazi general.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That’s a nickel.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Wha? So it is. Well, that’s the whole collection.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Now what’ll we do?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I know! I’ll show you my extensive button collection!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ughn…
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Homer, I know that parenting isn’t your “thing”, so I took the liberty of making summer arrangements for me and Lisa at Kamp Krusty. Here’s the info.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png My God, what a glossy brochure! I can’t afford a camp that uses this kind of paper stock!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Relax, I convinced them that we were really poor so they gave me financial aid.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How’d you do that?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Showed ‘em your paycheck.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We’ll be back in six weeks with sunburns, leather tooling skills and a slew of new curse words!

See also