• Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love/Quotes

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki


Season 13 Episode Quotes
272 "Homer the Moe"
273
"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
"The Blunder Years" 274


Lisa: "I love Chinatown, although I wish they'd stop picking on Tibet Town."

[Bart orders dinner at Bob's Big Buddah.]
Bart: [to waiter] "Uh...yeah. I'll have the shark butt with butt sauce."
Marge: "Bart!"
Waiter: "Oh, excellent choice, sir."
[Marge realizes shark butt is on the menu.]
Marge: "Oh.

[Lisa's order]
Lisa: "Uh, how is the Feast of Twelve Delights with Triple Happiness Sauce?"
Waiter: "Very disappointing"
Lisa: "Then I'll have the Sweet and Sour Rice."
Waiter: "Oh, very good. Would you like that with the fragrant bee bellies or the cat noses?"
Lisa: "Neither, thank you."
Waiter: "Is there any way we can enhance your dining experience by hurting an animal?"
Lisa: "No!"

[Lenny reads his fortune.]
Lenny: "'You are a real winner.' Woo! That fortune really nailed me...and my winning ways."

[More fortune cookie fortunes by Homer:]
"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial."
"The price of stamps will climb even higher."
"You will invent a humorous toilet lid."
"Your store is being robbed, Apu."

[Burns flirts with Gloria the meter maid]
Mr. Burns: "You can lift my wiper any day!"

Homer: "You're going to ask her to marry you?"
Mr. Burns: "Isn't it wonderful? I'm head over heels in love!"
Homer: "Are you sure you want to do this so fast?"
Burns: " Yes, my biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon."

Snake: "You're looking good, baby! Why did we ever break up?"
Gloria: "You pushed me out of a moving car."
Snake: "The cops were chasing us. I needed to lighten the load...and, um, protect you.

[Snake ties up his hostages. (Gloria and Homer)]
Gloria: "Let me guess. Now you're going to star working him over with the brass knuckles. You are so predictable.
Homer: "You know what would be suprising? A foot massage!"
Snake: "Shut up!" [He pistol-whips Homer]

[The police have surrounded Snake's hideout.]
Kent Brockman: "We're in minute two of this stand-off. What's the situation, Chief?"
Chief Wiggum: "Well, we have an officer sneakin' around the house, Kent. So unless they have a television in there, or can hear my loud talking--"
[A gunshot is heard. Officer Eddie runs away from the hideout, holding his arm in pain.]
Eddie: "Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Wiggum: "Well, I guess that answers that, doesn't it?"

[Kent Brockman interviews Gloria after her brush with death.]
Kent Brockman: "I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say, 'Channel Six is hot, hot, hot!'"
Season 13 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XII The Parent Rap Homer the Moe A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love The Blunder Years She of Little Faith Brawl in the Family Sweets and Sour Marge Jaws Wired Shut Half-Decent Proposal The Bart Wants What It Wants The Lastest Gun in the West The Old Man and the Key Tales from the Public Domain Blame It on Lisa Weekend at Burnsie's Gump Roast I Am Furious (Yellow) The Sweetest Apu Little Girl in the Big Ten The Frying Game Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge