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The Old Man and the Key/Quotes

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Season 13 Episode Quotes
281 "The Lastest Gun in the West"
282
"The Old Man and the Key"
"Tales from the Public Domain" 283


Abe: I just wanna say... we're through! Nobody dumps Abe Simpson! You're nothing but a hoochie! Hoochie hoochie hoochie!
Audience: Hoochie hoochie hoochie!
Charo: [shaking her maracas] Hoochie hoochie hoochie!
[Zelda runs off stage crying.]

Abe: I want to drive again!
Homer: You? No way, it's too dangerous!
Abe: Well you're no angel behind the wheel. What about your DUI?
Homer: That was a DWI!
Season 13 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XII The Parent Rap Homer the Moe A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love The Blunder Years She of Little Faith Brawl in the Family Sweets and Sour Marge Jaws Wired Shut Half-Decent Proposal The Bart Wants What It Wants The Lastest Gun in the West The Old Man and the Key Tales from the Public Domain Blame It on Lisa Weekend at Burnsie's Gump Roast I Am Furious (Yellow) The Sweetest Apu Little Girl in the Big Ten The Frying Game Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge