The Simpsons: Tapped Out Hell on Wheels content update/The Quest for Car Gameplay

The Quest for Car

The Quest for Car Pt. 1

After the user logs in on April 22nd: Check it out, they have a bunch of old food trucks! Food trucks?! I want a food truck! Dad, you know these old food trucks don't actually come with food. Then what's in all these cabinets? *opening cabinet* Looks like cockroaches. WAAAAH! Ask them where the food is! Task: Collect Hubcaps [x115] Task: Make Simpsons Flee Food Trucks [x5] (4h, Auto Yard, Springfield Dump, Brown House or Simpson House) What are we going to do now? Homer, this town must have another used car dealership. Look at how many casinos and recycling centers there are. Let me get this straight, Marge: You want to win money gambling so you can get a car at a recycling center? That wasn't what I said... Although it's not the worst idea I've heard today. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Quest for Car Pt. 2

After completing The Quest for Car Pt. 1: Welcome to Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles! I am Crazy Vaclav. Crazy? Is insensitive, yes, but I legally changed name before I became woke, so am stuck with it now. We're looking for an affordable, reliable car. Affordable and reliable only kind of car Crazy Vaclav have! Look at latest in small Eastern European transport auto. Is it inside this box? IS this box. Ooh, what about this sexy little red sports car? *drool* Hands off, pal! That's my car. I knew that. Then why are you still drooling on it? It takes a while to stop once he gets going. Task: Collect Hubcaps [x115] Task: Make Homer Pretend He Was Only Kidding (4h, Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, Shops or Simpson House) If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Wipe Drool Off His Car (4h, Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, Shops or Simpson House) Krusty, what are you doing at Crazy Vaclav's? He's my kosher caviar connection. But...caviar can't be kosher because sturgeons don't have scales. Vaclav, is what this little girl says true? Look, "Crazy" apply to my rabbinical standards, too. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Quest for Car Pt. 3

After completing The Quest for Car Pt. 2: I don't want one of these stupid little boxy cars! I want a sexy, red chick magnet like Krusty. Do you mean my nose? Because if you think that's attractive to women, you've never had rosacea. I was talking about your car. Oh. Say, why don't you come down to the Springfield Auto Show with me? Or maybe you stay here and Vaclav can run your credit check. Homer, let's just go home and look over the ads in the Springfield Shopper. Hmm. All but one of those options is bound to end in humiliation. Let's go to the Auto Show! *annoyed grumble* Task: Collect Hubcaps [x115] Task: Make Homer Leave in a Huff (4h, Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, Shops or Simpson House) If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Drive to the Auto Show (4h, Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, Shops or Simpson House) If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Worry About Homer (4h, Simpson House) Welcome to the Springfield Auto Show! Here are the keys, kid. Make sure you leave the motor running in case I need to make a quick getaway. Fifteen dollars parking — payable up front. Homer, pay the kid. What? Why me? I don't carry cash anymore. Or credit cards. Just thumb drives full of crypto. Well...uh...let me just check my pockets here... I've got 10 pence from that time I went to England... ...and 25 centavos from that time I went to Brazil... ...and a Tofu Bell Rewards card from that time I went to Tofu Bell. *sigh* I'll take the card. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Quest for Car Pt. 4

After completing The Quest for Car Pt. 3: Boy, parking valets have really gotten aggressive. If you want good treatment, you need to be a good tipper. Oh yeah? What constitutes good treatment? How should I know? I've never left a tip in my life. Task: Collect Hubcaps [x155] Task: Make Homer Drool Over Shiny New Cars (4h, Springfield Convention Center, Capital City Convention Center, Duff Center Arena, E4 Convention Center, Springfield Hyperstadium Brown House or Simpson House) If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Check Out Concept Clown Cars (4h, Springfield Convention Center, Capital City Convention Center, Duff Center Arena, E4 Convention Center, Springfield Hyperstadium Brown House or Simpson House) Hey, knock off the drooling you two! I beg your pardon. *shows badge* I have the V.I.P. Pass. Sorry, sir, that does include full drooling privileges. What does my pass get? You're not even allowed to speak. You're a J.O.J. J.O.J.? "Just an Ordinary Jerk." Ah, man... No speaking! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Quest for Car Pt. 5

After completing The Quest for Car Pt. 4: Marge was right. I can't afford anything here! Homer, you gotta learn to stop holding yourself back. Crappy diem — or whatever that prep school movie said. I'm a family man. I need to find something affordable...practical... Duffman says come check out the next item up for bid at our charity auction: a Road Monster XXXL 550 Alpha American Edition! "Alpha American Edition"? What does that mean? This baby has red, white, and blue flood lights; a painting of an eagle on the back gate... ...and a bass speaker under the driver's seat so you can feel the Star-Spangled Banner in your butt while you drive! OH YEAH! Wow! But does it come with a travel mug? Task: Collect Hubcaps [x195] Task: Make Homer Bid Without Restraint (4h, Springfield Convention Center, Capital City Convention Center, Duff Center Arena, E4 Convention Center, Springfield Hyperstadium Brown House or Simpson House) And the winner of the Road Monster XXXL 550 Alpha American Edition is Howard Sampson! Do you mean "Homer Simpson"? Duffman is not getting paid enough to care so...OH YEAH! Homer, we really want to thank you for supporting our charity with your winning bid. How will you be paying? Uh... I warned you about speaking. Quest reward: 200 and 20