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The Pagans/Quotes

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Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
21 "Skateboarding"
22
"The Pagans"
"The Closet" 23


Homer: You kids better behave in church today.
Bart: I don't see why I have to go anyway. I'm a pagan.
Homer: Bart!
Lisa: I don't want to go to church either. I'm a pagan too.
Homer: Well, you're going to church so you can like it or lump it.

Lisa: What a beautiful paganistic day. Come on, Maggie, let's dance.

Bart and Lisa: Mom! Dad! Look! We're pagans!
Homer: Why those little. [chases after the kids]

Lisa: Ironically enough, Bart, this house of worship has proven to be our sanctuary.
Bart: Yes, but still my pagan soul yearns to roam free.
Lisa: No problem. After the sermon, we'll make a run for it.
Shorts Season 2 Quotes
Making Faces The Funeral Maggie's Brain Football House of Cards Bart and Homer's Dinner Space Patrol Bart's Haircut World War III The Perfect Crime Scary Stories Grampa & the Kids Gone Fishin' Skateboarding The Pagans The Closet The Aquarium Family Portrait Bart's Hiccups The Money Jar The Art Museum Zoo Story