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Gal of Constant Sorrow/Quotes

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Season 27 Episode Quotes
587 "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"
588
"Gal of Constant Sorrow"
"Lisa the Veterinarian" 589


Marge: Oh, this tile is lose! I'll have to call a handy man.
Homer: Eh... Why did you say it like that, with the pause between the words? Are you saying I'm not handy?
Marge: That's how you say it. Handy man.
Homer: It's handyman!
Marge: That's what I said! Handy [pause] man.
Homer: Marjorie, there is the profession: handyman, and there are men who are handy! Which are you saying I'm not? Tell me.
Marge: A handy [pause] man.
Bart: Face it, Homeboy, you ain't handy! Unless we need a big fat paperweight.
Homer: I'll paperweight you!! [sits on Bart]
Marge: Homie, sweetie, replacing a tile is something you really need a professional for.
Homer: I know how to replace a tile! All guys do! We talk about it all the time. Grout?
Marge: There's no stopping what I've started here. Here's your tile! [puts the tile on Homer's plate] Have fun! Handy [pause] man!

Bart: I can't die now! I actually did my homework!

Homer: Sorry cat! Had to go to work, then there was a freeway chase on the news, had to watch it till the end. The guy got arrested in a cul-de-sac! They never do what I yell them to do!
Season 27 Quotes
Every Man's Dream 'Cue Detective Puffless Halloween of Horror Treehouse of Horror XXVI Friend with Benefit Lisa with an "S" 'Paths of Glory Barthood The Girl Code Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles Much Apu About Something Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 Gal of Constant Sorrow Lisa the Veterinarian The Marge-ian Chronicles The Burns Cage How Lisa Got Her Marge Back Fland Canyon To Courier with Love Simprovised Orange Is the New Yellow