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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Destination Springfield, Football 2017 and Valentine's 2017 content update/Destination Springfield/Prizes Gameplay
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Act 1 Prizes Gameplay
The Iron-Alloy Giant
The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 1
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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The Eiffel Tower! It's so romantic.
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Yeah, it's just like being in Paris. The beautiful sights, the classy tourists...
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And the pickpockets! Yoink!
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Task: Make Springfielders Complain About Crime [x3] (4h, Eiffel Tower)
Quest reward:  100 and  10
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The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 2
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Okay, we've got crime totally under control around the Eiffel Tower. So enjoy yourselves, people.
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Lou, how about a nice romantic photo of us in front of the Eiffel Tower?
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Well, that's a lovely thought, Chief.
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Sir, could you take our picture?
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Delighted. Sweet camera, bro… Yoink!
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Task: Make Homer Laugh at Police Incompetence (4h, Eiffel Tower)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 3
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Come on, Homie, I want to kiss you on the top of the Eiffel Tower.
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By all means do so. Access to the top is free…
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…if you climb the stairs. The elevator costs thirty-eight dollars. Per person.
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The true crime here is gouging tourists. And like all crimes, it's one I can't solve.
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| Task: Make Homer Climb the Stairs (4h, Eiffel Tower)
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Well, it took three days and eight resupply missions by Bart, but I made it to the top of the Eiffel Tower. For free.
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Kiss me, Marge.
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Looks like you stole my heart.
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Mmmm, yoink.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Take an Educational Tour
| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
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Task: Make Skinner Take an Educational Tour (2h, Eiffel Tower)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Maurice Acquired Dialogue
| After unlocking Maurice:
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Marge, I found a donkey! Can I keep him?
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Hey, that's Maurice. He humiliated me when I was an exchange student in France.
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That donkey hates my guts.
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Now we're definitely keeping him.
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Bastille This Movie
Bastille This Movie Pt. 1
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Behold the Bastille, Louis XVI's notorious royal prison, until it was destroyed in the French Revolution.
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Doesn't look so bad. I bet Nicolas Cage could escape from it.
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Could not.
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Could too. He figured out National Treasure, he can figure out anything.
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Task: Make Springfielders Debate Nicolas Cage's Escape Abilities [x3] (4h, Bastille)
Task: Make Springfielders Watch Nicolas Cage Movies [x3] (4h, Bastille)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Bastille This Movie Pt. 2
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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The Bastille is so romantic! Let's pretend that you're an imprisoned French nobleman, and I'm your faithful wife.
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Lady Marge, with your help I will escape. Just smuggleth in a Glock 9mm semi-auto under thy petticoats.
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I shall! Also a case of canned ham to keep up thy noble strength.
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Is there anything worse than historically inaccurate role-play?
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Hearing you complain about it.
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Task: Make Homer Role Play (4h, Bastille)
Task: Make Lisa Sulk About Anachronisms (4h, Bastille)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sample French Accommodations
| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
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Task: Make Snake Sample French Accommodations (24h, Bastille)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The French Love Connection
The French Love Connection Pt. Un
| After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark:
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Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money?
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Just as in France. Selling wine laced with anti-freeze and turning endangered animals into fashion accessories.
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Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start.
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This is a new start. Instead of making our own wine, we just buy it in boxes from Sprawlmart.
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America has already taught us its greatest lesson: don't even try.
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Task: Make César Sell Street Wine (4h)
Task: Make Ugolin Buy Endangered Animals (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The French Love Connection Pt. Deux
| After tapping on César's exclamation mark:
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I don't understand it. No one is buying my anti-freeze laced wine.
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Stupid Americans don't know good wine when they see it.
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Which means they shouldn't know bad wine when I sell it.
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We have no money for food!
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Fear not. Where rats roam, no Frenchman shall go hungry.
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Task: Make César Try to Think of a Way to Make Money (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Ugolin Hunt for Rats (1h, Brown House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The French Love Connection Pt. Trois
| After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark:
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César, I know how we can succeed in America!
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Americans are crazy for therapy, no? And we Frenchmen are experts in love, yes?
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Yes. I mean, no. Just tell me the plan!
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We shall become late-night talk radio love therapists!
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Task: Make César Practice Love Therapy (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Ugolin Practice Love Therapy (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The French Love Connection Pt. Quatre
| After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark:
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Welcome to the French Love Connection. I'm Ugolin.
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And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question?
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There's this girl I like but she only thinks of me as her brother's friend. Can you give me some advice?
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Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair.
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Or, try and find some shared interests.
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Task: Make César Give Existentialist Advice (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Ugolin Give Practical Advice (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Springfielders Listen to French Love Connection [x5] (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The French Love Connection Pt. Cinq
| After tapping on César's exclamation mark:
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Hello, French Love Connection.
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I promised to take my wife and Miss Springfield to the same party. What do I do?
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Nothing. Reality is a joke played by an uncaring universe.
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I see. So maybe I say I have a headache.
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César, your fatalistic ennui is not helping our callers make love connections.
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Until you can commit to the therapeutic agenda, our partnership is done!
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Task: Make Ugolin Go His Own Way (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make César Smoke French Cigarettes (4h, Bastille or Brown House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The French Love Connection Pt. Six
| After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark:
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César, mon uncle, I have realized that without you, I am nothing.
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Perhaps the true French Love Connection is between you and I.
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Our partnership is restored. We will rise to new heights.
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No doubt. Meanwhile, I'm hungry.
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Rat hunt?
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Task: Make Ugolin Hunt Rats (1h, Brown House)
Task: Make César Hunt Rats (1h, Brown House )
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Travel Bonus
| After unlocking Ugolin and César:
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Task: Collect Pins [x7500]
Quest reward:  1/2/3
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Act 2 Prizes Gameplay
Fuji's Peak
Fuji's Peak Pt. 1
| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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I hereby commemorate the opening of Springfield's very own replica Mt. Fuji.
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It's a mountain. So what?
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Where to begin! Mount Fuji is a sacred Shinto site, a uniquely symmetrical stratovolcano, and it's home to the rare Japanese nuthatch!
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Our town will soon be inundated with eager nuthatch hunters.
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Birdwatchers! Double the price of floppy hats and leather sandals!
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Task: Make Entrepreneurs Increase Prices [x3] (4h, Shops or Eatery)
Task: Make Bullies Prepare for an Influx of Birders [x3] (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fuji's Peak Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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This Mount Fuji is taking up a lot of space, but it ain't making me no money. It's like when Barney passes out on my doorstep.
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Well, we could lead tours of pilgrims eager to meditate on its sacred slopes.
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Love the humor, kid, but try to focus.
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We could build a giant roller coaster inside it. “The Fuji Plunge of Fear.”
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Now, *this* kid gets it!
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Task: Make Quimby Recruit Feargineers (4h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fuji's Peak Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Mayor Quimby, Mount Fuji is a sacred place of calm serenity. A roller coaster would be completely inappropriate.
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I will not let you turn our cheap replica in a low-rent JapanWorld into a lousy tourist attraction.
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Mr. Flanders and I are starting a protest.
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Wonderful. My father always said, all roller-coaster publicity is good roller-coaster publicity. He really did.
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Task: Make Lisa Protest (4h, Town Hall)
Task: Make Ned Protest (4h, Town Hall)
Task: Make Quimby Plan the Fuji Plunge of Fear (4h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fuji's Peak Pt. 4
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Either there's a rumble in my belly, or that mountain is happy to see me.
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People of Springfield, I am angry you are trying to build a roller coaster inside me, like I'm a cheap amusement park hill.
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I knew it! You want respectful pilgrims, right?
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No, they suck too. Everybody just scram, or I'll destroy you with a terrible eruption.
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We hear and obey, Mighty Mountain. Er, vote Quimby!
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| Task: Make Springfielders Worship Mount Fuji (4h, Mount Fuji)
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Bart, that was you inside the mountain making it talk, wasn't it?
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Yep. That giant hollow interior makes your voice sound huge!
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You think you could have “Mount Fuji” order the Mayor to fund a band camp?
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Anything for you, sis.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Springfield's Seafood Concern
Springfield's Seafood Concern Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Mayor Quimby, our new JapanWorld seems pretty good.
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But as an American, I can't really enjoy something unless there's a corporate mascot ordering me to have fun.
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It is a problem. Oh yeah!
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Let the search for our JapanWorld party animal begin.
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Task: Make Osaka Squid Apply to be the JapanWorld Mascot (4h, Town Hall)
If the user has Akira: Task: Make Akira Apply to be the JapanWorld Mascot (4h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Springfield's Seafood Concern Pt. 2
| After tapping on Osaka Seafood Concern Squid's exclamation mark:
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Meet the two applicants to be the new JapanWorld mascot.
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Osaka Squid, who has had a distinguished career as the spokesman for Osaka Seafood Concern.
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And Chef Akira, who is real.
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Mr. Squid, perhaps you could show us your party moves.
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| Task: Make Osaka Squid Make Party Moves (4h, Brown House)
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That squid is good.
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Yeah, but Akira could make a pretty good sashimi out of him.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Springfield's Seafood Concern Pt. 3
| After tapping on Osaka Seafood Concern Squid's exclamation mark:
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Osaka Squid, why should you get the job as JapanWorld mascot?
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I just really, really want it.
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That's good enough for me.
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Wait! I also really, really want it.
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I didn't see that coming. Stalemate! Now what?
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| Task: Make Osaka Squid Battle Akira for a Job (4h, Town Hall)
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Osaka Squid, you won the battle. You get the job.
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No fair. He squirted his ink in my eyes. It was supremely painful.
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And supremely hilarious. From now on, do that at every party.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Reality KTV
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Dad, you're watching Japanese television. I didn't know you were interested in other cultures.
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I'm not. I lost the remote in my own fat.
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| Task: Make Homer Watch KTV (4h, Simpson House)
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Oh, those Japanese come up with the funniest shows!
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Just look at that fatty on the sofa. He can't even get food in his mouth. He probably doesn't even realize he's on KTV!
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Dad, the TV's not even on. You're watching a reflection.
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I'd hate to be the guy that's a reflection of.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Apply to Be a Gameshow Host
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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Task: Make Moe Apply to Be a Gameshow Host (8h, KTV Building)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flabtastic Creatures
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 1
| After tapping on Sakatumi's exclamation mark:
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I am here to train the proudly obese men of Springfield in the noble art of sumo.
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I see we have many enthusiastic trainees.
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Actually, I'm only here for the giant diapers. Ralphie's a heavy wetter.
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Just Ralphie?
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There is another, Sakatumi-san.
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Task: Make Sakatumi Teach Sumo (12h, Sumo Stadium)
Task: Make Springfielders Learn Sumo [x3] (4h, Sumo Stadium)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 2
| After tapping on Sakatumi's exclamation mark:
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You have trained well, men of Springfield, and you have put on weight at a speed that frightens even me.
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Tomorrow, the Sumo Stadium will mount its first professional match.
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Oh, I best not be seeing what I am hearing. No fights take place in this town unless I am the promoter.
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And I get my cut. The fat man goes down in the fifth.
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There is no fifth. And they're all fat!
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Task: Make Sakatumi Calculate His Profit Margins (4h, Sumo Stadium)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 3
| After tapping on Sakatumi's exclamation mark:
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I cannot afford to pay Lucius Sweet his promoter's fee, give Fat Tony his gambling cuts, and still put on a sumo match worthy of the sport's traditions.
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Maybe it's for the best. We've really put on a frightening amount of weight.
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I had to buy a loincloth belt extender.
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But what about my sumo stadium. There must be something I can do with it.
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Task: Make Sakatumi Repurpose the Sumo Stadium (4h, Sumo Stadium)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 4
| After tapping on Sakatumi's exclamation mark:
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I have found a new purpose for my Sumo Stadium.
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There is one thing people love even more than the slam of giant bodies onto the floor of a ring.
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The slam of poetry into their hearts.
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You're putting on a Poetry Slam in the Sumo Stadium? I hate to break it to you, but this town does not love high culture.
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That's because they've never seen it performed by a naked man in a diaper.
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| Task: Make Springfielders Watch a Sumo Poetry Slam [x5] (1h, Sumo Stadium)
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And now, the winning Haiku.
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Sumo poetry?
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An ending out of left field.
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Stadium's Cool, though.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Travel Bonus
| After unlocking Sumo Stadium:
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Task: Collect Pins [x7500]
Quest reward: 1/2/3
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Act 3 Prizes Gameplay
Thirteen Monkeys
Thirteen Monkeys Pt. 1
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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Hey, Mayor Quimby. Your shipment of monkeys has arrived from Rio de Janeiro.
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Wonderful! Nothing adds Brazilian flavor like the screaming of furious primates.
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Hey, how come they're headed into the barra?
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They're stealing the fruit from our tropical drinks!
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Task: Make Vicious Monkeys Steal Refreshments (4h, Coconut Babaloo, Maison Derriere or Brown House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Thirteen Monkeys Pt. 2
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Help, an adorable monkey snatched my handbag!
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A monkey stole my stolen squishee!
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This one grabbed the camera I was filming it with.
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Someone needs to take charge of these thieving monkeys!
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Uh, I volunteer.
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Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Snake Organize a Gang of Monkeys (4h, Coconut Babaloo, Maison Derriere or Brown House)
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Chief Wiggum, when are you going to do something about organized crime in this city?
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That mob of monkeys is taking over from my mob of mafiosos!
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I'd like to help, but the monkeys stole all our police car keys. They are so cute!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Santa Teresa Tram
| After unlocking Santa Teresa Tram:
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What's everyone packing onto the tram for? Does it even move?
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Nope. They're just getting in to see the Virgin Mary.
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She's on the tram?
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She's on a Twinkie on the tram.
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Flirty Dancing
Flirty Dancing Pt. 1
| After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Tiago, Springfield welcomes your Samba Dance Academy!
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Nothing is more Brazilian than a dance no American can do taught by man who hates Americans.
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Brazil is overloaded with samba schools. But Springfield is wide open! Here I will teach a new generation of American samba superstars.
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And by the way, I love Americans.
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Stupid lady.
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Task: Make Tiago Advertise His Samba School (4h, Samba School)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 2
| After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
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So, what powerful, sexy lady will be my first student?
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Um, me.
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A little girl?! But no, this is perfect... a child I can make into a great champion.
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I assume you are very athletic.
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Well, I once got a C in dodgeball.
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Stupid game-y.
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Task: Make Tiago Give a Samba Lesson (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Lisa Take a Samba Lesson (4h, Samba School)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 3
| After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, you are much better than I expected. Although I expected very little.
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But now you need a partner. A boy with style, panache…
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Unfortunately, I could only get Milhouse.
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I hope this doesn't aggravate my ingrown toenails.
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Stupid crybaby.
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Task: Make Milhouse Learn Samba (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Lisa Practice Samba (4h, Samba School)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 4
| After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
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Milhouse, Lisa, *clap*, *clap*. It's time to practice.
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Now turn, now dip, now pop, the hip, and... asthma inhaler for Milhouse.
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Thanks! I am really feeling the passion.
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I'm feeling the awkwardness.
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And I am feeling the annoyance, because my car is in the shop again. Stupid Mercedes!
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Task: Make Tiago Argue With His Mechanic (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Milhouse Dip Lisa (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Lisa Think Milhouse is a Dip (4h, Samba School)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 5
| After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
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As word of my two star pupils Lisa and Milhouse has leaked out, students are flocking to my studio.
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Actually, I'm quitting. By my count, Milhouse has stepped on my toes 2,567 times. Enough is enough.
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But I have entered you in the regional Samba championship. You're a dance-shoe-in to win!
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A victory would look impressive on a college application...
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I'm in! I can live without toes, but I can't live without extracurriculars.
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Task: Make Tiago Teach the Lambada (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Springfielders Learn the Lambada (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Lisa Practice Samba (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Milhouse Step on Lisa's Toes (4h, Samba School)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 6
| After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
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Milhouse, what is wrong? You are not flinging your nose about with your usual panache.
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Bullies at school were making fun of me for taking dance lessons.
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I'm thinking of trying out for hockey.
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*Gasp* You are suicidal! I must step in and talk to these bullies.
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We shall see how they treat you once they've been chastised by your flamboyant male dance instructor!
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Stupid bullies.
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| Task: Make Tiago Chastise Bullies (4h, Springfield Elementary)
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Man, that dance teacher had some serious moves.
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His hip-thrusts knocked me through the cafeteria windows.
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Only one way to defeat him. Sign up for dance classes!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 7
| After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
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Milhouse, Lisa, thanks to you, my studio is a giant success, filled with dancing Springfielders.
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Terrible, terrible, dancing Springfielders.
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I must protect you from such horror.
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You'll have to take lessons from my brother Davi in Shelbyville.
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Stupid Davi.
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Task: Make Tiago Teach the Penetrada (1h, Samba School)
Task: Make Springfielders Dance Terribly (1h, Samba School)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Travel Bonus
| After unlocking Samba School:
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Task: Collect Pins [x7500]
Quest reward: 1/2/3
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