Melvin Laird

Melvin Laird

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Fictional Occupation: Secretary of Defense First appearance: "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"

Melvin Laird works at Secretary of Defense.

History

When Mr. Mailman tell to his toys a story about Santa that he reads from a book, he said to them at Santa was in an awful pickle, beatniks had given drugs to the reindeer and they were no darn good. So Santa placed a call to Secretary of Defense, Melvin Laird.

Appearances

• Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"

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