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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Time Traveling Toaster, Road to Riches, Donut Day 2017 and 4th of July 2017 content update/4th of July 2017/Gameplay

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Revision as of 13:09, August 3, 2021 by SolarBot (talk | contribs) (replaced: ==Gameplay== → == Gameplay == (20), == → == (14), == == → ==== (14), ====Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 1==== → ==== Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 1 ==== (7), == Premium Gameplay == → == Premium gam...)

Gameplay

Crack Prattle and BANG!

After the user logs in on June 28th:
Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon.png Finally! Some good old fashioned Independence Day fireworks!
Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon.png Straight from the eighteenth century too! You don't get more American than that!
Lisa The box says made in China.
Task: Place a Patriotic Box of Fireworks
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Procrastination

Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 1

After completing It's About Time Pt. 3 and the user logs in on June 28th:
Bart Lisa! Betcha you can't tell me, in five paragraphs, your favorite thesis and supporting statements about an American President?
Lisa You're trying to get me to write a school essay for you, aren't you?
Bart Essay writing is hard for me, Lisa. I'm not like you. You know... boring.
Lisa Best be on your way to the library, brother. The Dewey decimal system is a tough nut to crack.
Bart I'd rather die!
Task: Make Bart Plan a "Life Hack" for Writing an Essay (6s, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 2

After completing Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 1:
Bart I've got it! Why read about the Presidents, when I can go speak to them myself?
Lisa You mean... use Dad's toaster to travel back in time and collect America's greatest leaders?
Lisa That's actually... kind of... brilliant!
Bart Be back soon. Just need to set this thing to the date of America's founding -- One million B.C.
Lisa Try 1789. But wait... something's nagging at me. The Fourth of July... U.S. Presidents... augh, what is it?
Bart Don't know, don't care. Like I said -- you're boring. Bye!
Task: Make Bart Travel to the Past to Collect Presidents (6s, Homer's Workbench)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 3

After completing Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 2:
Lisa That was quick.
Bart Several months from my point of view. I'm eleven now, by the way.
Lisa I figured out what was bothering me. Each year at this time, a different ex-President appears in Springfield.
Lisa Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Nixon. And now we know why. YOU brought them all here. With Dad's toaster.
Bart It IS pretty hard to get the return year right when your only time machine control is a "doneness" knob.
Lisa If you'll excuse me, I want to freshen up for whichever ex-Prez is coming this year!
Task: Make Bart Wait for Presidents to Arrive (6s, Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Dress to Impress Presidents (6s, Simpson House)
Lisa Who's coming this year, Bart?
Bart Mike.
Lisa President Mike?
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Plans are nothing, planning is everything!
Lisa Oh... "Ike". Not "Mike", dummy. As in "I like Ike".
Bart Well, so far Cue Ball hasn't written word one of my essay. You can like Ike all you want. I am NOT a fan.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Premium gameplay

Eisenhower Purchased Dialogue

After unlocking Dwight D. Eisenhower:
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Now then, why am I in the future?
Lisa Well, Mr. President, you see--
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Let the men talk.
Lisa 1950s guys...
Bart Well sir, there is a five-paragraph essay that requires your military genius to complete.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Hmm. Would you describe Operation Essay to be the most critical, complex multi-force action ever undertaken by this great nation and its allies?
Bart I would, sir.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Convene my general staff! Take me to HQ! We've got a war to win!

Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 1

Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 1

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Now, then. Essays are won or lost on the might of the thesis statement. What do we have so far?
Bart Uh... "Eisenhower, despite being bald, was a great leader and of our many presidents, he was one"?
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Do you know the first thing about me?
Bart No, and I don't really want to. If you could just write the paper--
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Son, this will be the greatest paper ever conceived by the minds of free men. Strap in!
Task: Make Eisenhower Teach Bart About Eisenhower (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Bart Try to Avoid Learning About Eisenhower (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 2

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Are all American children as lazy as your brother, miss? You may speak.
Lisa Oh, really? Gee, thanks for the permission.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png You're welcome.
Lisa Anyway, no. But Bart's not lazy, exactly. In fact, he won't stop until he gets one of you to write the paper for him.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Hmm. Oh, on another topic -- in my day the Russians were quite a threat to our democracy. How we doing on that front nowadays?
Lisa About that...
Task: Make Bart Figure Out How to Convince Presidents (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 3

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png I will not be coerced into writing your paper for you, young man.
Bart Oh yeah? Well I've just come back from the library, and I dug up dirt on ALL you ex-Presidents.
Lisa I thought the whole point was to AVOID research, Bart.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Are you trying to blackmail us, young man?
Task: Make Bart Blackmail the Presidents (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Presidents Get Nervous (4h, Simpson House)
Characters: Dwight D. Eisenhower, George Washington, Richard Nixon, Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Bart, do you honestly believe any of us have embarrassing photos in our past?
George Washington Certainly not of me, there were no cameras back in the 18th century.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Dick Nixon'll do whatever you ask. Blackmail away.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Essay on the Principle of Delegation Pt. 4

After tapping on Dwight D. Eisenhower's exclamation mark:
Bart I give up. I'm gonna fail.
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png What? No operation of mine has EVER failed!
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png The arsenal of democracy cannot suffer defeat! You will finish this essay, or I will finish it for you!
Bart Uh... no?
Tapped Out Dwight D. Eisenhower Icon.png Step aside! Ex-Presidents! Gather 'round! Your country needs you once more!
Task: Make Eisenhower Hand Over His Essay (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20