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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update was released on January 13, 2016 as a tie-in to the episode "Much Apu About Something", and is the one hundred and fourteenth content update, with 1 new character, 1 new building and 1 new decoration.

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock Notes
Jay.png Jay FREE Jay Unlock.png Unlocked after completing Big Jamshed Pt. 2.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Quick & Fresh.png Quick & Fresh Donut Tapped Out.png30 6s Peddling Pretentious Pickles. Available till January 20th at 8am GMT.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Police Tank.png Police Tank Donut Tapped Out.png60 Available till January 20th at 8am GMT.

Returning

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Lincoln Memorial.png Lincoln Memorial Cash.png100,000 Returns from July 4th 2014 and 4th of July 2015.
Tapped Out Liberty bell.png Liberty Bell Cash.png50,000 Returns from 4th July 2013, July 4th 2014 and 4th of July 2015.
Tapped Out Lisa statue.png Lisa Statue of Liberty Donut Tapped Out.png75
Cool Brown House Tapped Out.png Cool Brown House Donut Tapped Out.png120 Unlocks Cool Homer.
Tapped Out Cool Homer New Character.png
Build time: 4h
Task: Raising Pretentious Kids.
Returning from "The Day the Earth Stood Cool" episode tie-in and Yard Sale 2014.
Tapped Out Cool Homer artwork.png Cool Homer

Items Origins

Item Episode
Jay (Jamshed Nahasapeemapetilon) Homer the Heretic
Marge in Chains
Bart's Inner Child
Behind the Laughter (character image)
The President Wore Pearls
The Simpsons Movie
Days of Future Future (name seen)
My Fare Lady (opening sequence)
Much Apu About Something
Quick & Fresh Much Apu About Something
Police Tank
Lincoln Memorial Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
E Pluribus Wiggum
Much Apu About Something
Liberty Bell Much Apu About Something
Lisa Statue of Liberty The Simpsons: Tapped Out exclusive
Cool Brown House The Day the Earth Stood Cool
Cool Homer

Gameplay

Big Jamshed

Gameplay

Mars Won

Mars Won Pt. 1

After reaching Level 20 and unlocking Town Hall and Quimby's exclamation mark:

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Science. What is it? And why is it out to kill us? We have Professor Frink with the frightening details.
Professor Frink Yes Kent, an asteroid appears to be on track to hit Springfield in approximately 42,000 years.
Professor Frink However there is nothing to worry about. By my calculations, human life will have been extinct for 41,999 years by then.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

So, would you say this is the doing of our Martian Insect Overlords?
Professor Frink Well, it's extremely unlikely any intelligent alien life originated on Mars.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

There you have it folks! Aliens have conquered Mars, and are now attacking Earth with asteroids.
Quimby Not on my watch! Quick, someone build a rocket launch pad and hang a ‘Mission Accomplished' banner on it.
Task: Build Rocket Launch Pad

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

The launch pad is built, but will our town be saved? But first, this just in... my mouth: a bite of Springfield's first pizza baked exclusively by cats!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mars Won Pt. 2

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Comic Book Guy If a slew of similar sci-fi movies has taught us anything, it's that the best way to deal with asteroids is atomic bombs!
Mr. Burns Atomic bombs, eh? I'd be glad to sell you one from my stockpile... in exchange for not being arrested for having a stockpile of atomic bombs.
Quimby Do you have a problem if the bomb is purchased with funds earmarked for orphans?
Mr. Burns I prefer it!
Mr. Burns Umm, Mr. Burns. I'm afraid I lost the key to the atomic bomb storage slash seasonal firework emporium, but I'm sure it's around here somewhere.
Task: Make Homer Look for Keys (6s, Homes)
Professor Frink You know, NARA is now accepting astronaut auditions if any of you gentlemen are interested.
Barney I used to be an astronaut, but I gave it up to pursue my dream job -- being a drunk.
Professor Frink If you want to become an astronaut again, I could help. I am a trained member of the National Astronomics and Radiation Association or NARA. I could be your sports professor.
Barney Do you mean coach?
Professor Frink Yes! That's what it's called. How about one last drink before training to celebrate?
Barney Sure! Moe, I'd like a keg to stay please.
System Message Check out the store for Astronaut Barney and other space themed decorations.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mars Won Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer What brave soul is going to detonate the bomb by riding on it like a cowboy?
Professor Frink You do realize that you don't need to ride a bomb like a cowboy to make it go off, don't you?
Homer Well NOW I do.
Professor Frink All we really need is an unmanned missile to hit the asteroid and destroy it.
Homer I'll build it! I have been looking for a new hobby.
Professor Frink Really? Because you said you were all booked up when I asked you to join my “Can you build a robot that feels?” team.
Professor Frink We got eighth place. The robot took it really hard.
Task: Make Homer Build an Atomic Missile (6s, Rocket Launch Pad)
Bart Some sort of rod shaped object was blown into space.
Professor Frink My spectral analysis of the object reveals that the rod was both carbon and inanimate!
Comic Book Guy Not the Inanimate Carbon Rod! He's a hero!
Rod I was named after him.
Todd I learned about how he and Jesus walked on the moon in science class.
Professor Frink I was able to connect to the Hoyvin Glaven satellite and saw the rod peacefully convince the asteroid to move out of the way of Springfield.
Agnes If I was twenty years younger and it was legal to marry inanimate objects, I'd marry that rod.
Moe How's a Moe like this supposed to compete with a rod like that? Might as well give up and let myself go.
Moe Annnnd… done.
Quimby In honor of the rod, I proudly announce that without any proper procedure or legislative oversight, Springfield will start a space program led by Professor Frink!
Professor Frink I'll be following the NARA certification process to a ‘T', which is NARA's third most regulated letter.
System Message Get official NARA approval for your space program by earning NARA certification stars.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 1

After completing Mars Won Pt. 3:
Quimby With our new space program, think of all the hot alien women we can grope inappropriately.
Quimby Er, I mean all the fascinating scientific discoveries we can grope inappropriately.
Lisa While the universe is very large, Mayor Quimby, we have yet to discover alien life.
Ned There's the Sky Finger. Our intelli-didily-gent designer.
Professor Frink Mayor Quimby, out of respect to science, can we please stop holding meetings with random people in the room?
Quimby Sorry but I welcome all constituents who want to observe our government's dignity and professionalism in action. Now let's cut some space checks!
Task: Make Quimby Work Out Payments (3h, Rocket Launch Pad, Shuttle Hangar, Space Training Center or Town Hall)
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x2]
Lisa At the very least, this space program might help kids see that learning is fun!
Professor Frink I hope so. Then again, I said the same about my Henry David Tho-robot.
Lisa Didn't that robot go crazy and try to stab someone?
Professor Frink No! It was PROGRAMMED to go crazy and try to stab someone. Big difference.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 2

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
Quimby This space program needs an astronaut! Someone both capable of earning NARA certification stars and relatable to the common man.
Homer Look. I know you're hinting at me coming out of astronaut retirement but I gave all that up when I learned I could get astronaut ice cream on Earth.
Lisa You were an astronaut?
Homer You don't remember? I trained, went into space, survived an emergency landing? I also held up the Inanimate Carbon Rod at the parade.
Quimby You were the Inanimate Carbon Rod holder? Why didn't you say so?
Homer No one remembers? That does it -- I'm entering the NARA certification program.
Professor Frink Great! All you need to do is sign your name.
Homer Too much work. I quit.
Task: Make Homer Train as an Astronaut (3h, Space Training Center)
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x10]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Narobics

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Sometimes I just don't get the point of having a space program.
Marge I mean sure, it brought us Tang. But then I tried it and regular orange juice is better.
Luann Hey, they started a new exercise program at the astronaut training facility! It's called Narobics.
Miss Hoover It's supposed to get you down to your weight on Mars!
Marge Ooh, thank you space program!
System Message Marge, Luann, and Miss Hoover can Do Narobics to earn additional NARA stars.
Task: Make Marge Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center)
If the user has Miss Hoover: Task: Make Miss Hoover Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center)
If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png How come we have to do all this work to get launched into space when rocks get catapulted right away.
Herman Psst. Homer. I think I might have an easier way to earn your NARA stars.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png If it's steroids, I'm not interested. My testicles are finally at a size I like.
Herman There's another way. Why earn stars when you can make stars?
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png So… you're a wizard?
Herman Give me money and I'll give you fake NARA stars. I don't know how to break it down more than that.
System Message Collect counterfeit stars at the Space Training Center every 3 hours.
Task: Tap the Space Training Center
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x30]
Marge Homer, I'm worried that all this training to become an astronaut is too much for you.
Marge Plus you seem to be going through our aluminum foil budget a lot quicker than I planned for.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Don't worry Marge, we're almost finished! All we need is to somehow get our hands on a space shuttle.
Marge There isn't even a space shuttle?
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Mayor Quimby bought a hangar without realizing the shuttle inside isn't included. First rule of space: always read the fine print. Second rule of space: don’t try to breathe.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 4

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
Professor Frink I could build us a state of the art space shuttle in no time. At least next to no time if you rushed it with few donuts.
Quimby Great! How much is that gonna cost -- two yoga mats and a sprig of mistletoe?
Professor Frink 50 billion dollars. But it's worth every penny... right down to its novelty smashed penny machine.
Quimby How about instead I buy this vintage USSR shuttle from 1963?
Quimby It doesn't have NARA certification, but it does have Kremlin's Seal of Not Having Killed Too Many Dogs.
Quimby I just need to take out a totally legit business loan.
Fat Tony Aw yes! I am here from a legitimate business to provide a legitimate business loan.
Fat Tony Just don't get behind on payments or I'll legitimately break your legs. Capisce?
Task: Make Associates Collect Payments [x3] (3h, Rocket Launch Plad or Shuttle Hangar)
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x45]
System Message You've unlocked Deep Space Homer's "Gather Insect Specimens" animated job!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Space Bar

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Milhouse Come on guys, let's check out the space ships!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Hey, you kids can't go in there! You need a badge or license or for me not to see you.
Martin But we're setting up a club. It's called the Space Bar!
Database It's a space-themed Internet cafe where we study the--
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png It's cool. You had me at space or bar.
System Message Milhouse, Martin, and Database can Hang Out at the Hangar to earn additional NARA stars.
Task: Make Martin Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar)
Task: Make Milhouse Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar)
If the user has Database: Task: Make Database Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Dad, I thought Mom talked you out of this! Do you know how dangerous it is to fly a spaceship?
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Of course I do, honey. Daddy was an astronaut, remember?
Lisa No one in the town does, remember?
Lisa But if you're going to do this, at least let me teach you the basic science skills you need to survive.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png I keep hearing that from coworkers at the nuclear plant. I don't need to come home and hear it from my family, too!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png I suppose I could practice collecting ant samples like I will on Mars. Although I hear ants on Mars are ten feet tall and wear top hats.
Lisa Alright, lesson one: learning to tell the difference between science and fever dreams.
Task: Make Homer Gather Insect Specimens (8h)
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x50]
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Woohoo! I always knew I had it in me.
Professor Frink If by “it” you mean disturbingly soft bones and a heart composed of 40% soft cheeses, then yes.
Professor Frink I can't help but feel I'll be to blame if things go horribly-
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Right? You were going to say if things go horribly right?
Professor Frink Just remember, when you die -- I mean if -- no I definitely mean when -- you'll die a hero!
System Message You've unlocked Deep Space Homer's "Walk Like a Hero" animated job!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Weather clear, potato chips opened, bladder empty, neck pillow fluffed, talking aloud commenced.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Oops, almost forgot – tray table up!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Now to just hit the launch button… Where's the launch button?
Professor Frink Hold up just a moment there! A shuttle lacks the necessary propulsion to take it into orbit without rockets!
Professor Frink Plus it should be on the launch pad.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Don't use your high brow science speak to confuse me Frink! I know what I'm doing... at least as far as space-toilets go.
Marge Don't worry about what he says Homer, we'll help you put it all together. How hard can it be?
Lisa It's not like it's rocket science or anything.
Task: Make Simpsons Put Rocket Ship Together [x4] (3h, Rocket Launch Pad)
Characters: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Grampa
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x100]
Lisa Voila! I formulated the rocket fuel in the basement with a D.I.Y. video on Viewtube!
Lisa Plus learned some interesting life hacks and read some very hateful comments.
Professor Frink Lisa, I could not do this without your brilliant mind, nor your mother's equally brilliant rice crispy treats.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Hey! I deserve some of the credit. I'm the one who snuck in the plutonium for an extra big bang.
Professor Frink By Glaven's ghost! Plutonium? That could destroy us all! Although I suppose it all won't matter soon...
Lisa What do you mean?
Professor Frink Oh, it's still research in progress. But I'll share my findings with you at the Springfield Observatory's slam poetry event and intellectual salon.
System Message Gather Lisa and other intellectual elite at the Springfield Observatory for more information on the hypothetical end of times and to hear some slam poetry.
System Message Your Rocket Launch Pad has been upgraded!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 7

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
Quimby Good news, Homer! The Inanimate Carbon Rod re-entered the atmosphere and has been recovered!
Quimby So you're off the hook. The rod can take over the mission and you can go back to being... what were you before? A bum?
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Mark my words. No rod – inanimate carbon, Serling or Stewart – will steal my thunder. I trained for this mission, and I will carry it out!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Now is the rocket ship automatic or stick? Because I can't drive a stick.
Professor Frink I'm starting to regret not paying more attention during the training process.
Task: Make Homer Launch the Space Ship (6s, Rocket Launch Pad)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 8

After completing Cheap Space Homer Pt. 7:
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Sorry, I didn't realize the parking brake was still on. And that Houston was not our destination.
Professor Frink Homer, you might be the worst astronaut in world history.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Even worse than the chimpanzees?
Professor Frink Even worse than that Collins guy!
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png The least you could do is put out the fires you caused! Some of us sober astronauts are serious about getting into space!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Fine. I'll put out the literal fires but I refuse to try to fix any of the emotional ones.
Task: Make Homer Put Out Rocket Fuel Fires (2h, Rocket Launch Pad)
Quimby Homer, you really saved the day!
Professor Frink Saved the day? He crushed our dreams, ruined our space program, and called me a nerd on several occasions!
Quimby But Homer's incompetence gave the Inanimate Carbon Rod the opportunity to pry open the water valve and douse those fires.
Professor Frink That rod deserves another ticker tape parade! And I deserve another bribe from the ticker tape lobby.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Space Trek

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
Quimby Hey, this update isn't over. We have to try again.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png The controls are a little burned, but I think I can handle it.
Professor Frink By my calculations, an unmanned flight will yield a higher success rate than having that man at the helm.
Quimby So it's settled, tap the switch on the spaceship to launch when ready.
Task: Make the Rocket Blast Off
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Why is there so much weird stuff floating around in outer space?
Kang It's from our civilization!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Ooh! So these are priceless alien relics?
Kodos No, useless alien trash.
System Message When the Rocket is ready, tap it to launch again. There is a 1 in 4 chance for success.
System Message Maybe you'll get something better than garbage!
Fail System Message Your spaceship has crashed. Wait for the fires to die off, and try again in 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
If launch succeed: Reward: Cash.png200, XP.png20 + Random Reward: 4 random debris or Kang Topiary or Hail Ants Sign or Mini Nuclear Warhead
If launch fails: Reward: Cash.png200, XP.png20

Easter Eggs

Easter Egg 1

Task: Make Lisa Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)
Lisa If Springfield is ever going into space, they'll need some hydratable omninutrional amalgamate to eat!
Homer How much candy is in that, sweetie?
Lisa None! It's dried soy mixed with green beets and synthetic B vitamins.
Homer Maybe I'll pack my own space lunch.

Easter Egg 2

Task: Make Marge Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)
Marge I found that ultra-high proof space alcohol, just like you asked, Professor Frink.
Homer Space martinis! I knew there was a reason I put olives in my pockets. Frink, you've thought of everything.
Professor Frink That alcohol is to replace the engine coolant, not to drink!
Homer What happened to the original engine coolant?
Professor Frink You drank it.

Easter Egg 3

Task: Make Bart Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)
Bart You know, it's a lot easier to just buy regular food and write “Space” on the front of it.
Bart Eggs – too fragile for space. But write space on top and they're good to go.

All Easter Eggs Collected

After collecting all Easter Eggs:
Homer Mm, that space food was awful tasty. Is there any left?
Professor Frink Homer! That dehydrated food was enough to supply a space mission for 62 months!
Professor Frink Whatever you do, don't drink any water. It will rehydrate the food causing your insides to explode.
Homer Never drink water again – check.
Homer Now for some freeze-dried dessert.
System Message You've received 5 donuts!
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png5

Premium Gameplay

Nightfall?

After completing Cheap Space Homer Pt. 6 and tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Professor Frink Springfield Observatory is the perfect venue for our greatest intellectual minds to meet. And we have an urgent matter to discuss!
Professor Frink Lisa is our astronomer, Skinner is our behaviour scientist, and Comic Book Guy our local cynic.
Comic Book Guy Plus head of t-shirt designs. By the way, the t-shirts are canceled this year. They don’t carry size XXXXXXXXXXXXL.
Professor Frink Without t-shirts how will people know we’re a part of this secret organization?
Task: Make Intellectuals Meet at Springfield Observatory [x3] (5h, Springfield Observatory)
Characters: Lisa, Comic Book Guy, Skinner
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Host Observatory Event (5h, Springfield Observatory)
Professor Frink As you know, in this universe, we have daylight twenty-four seven. I recently have become concerned if the sun is ever blocked out.
Skinner Absolute chaos. None of the bikes are equipped with reflective lights.
Comic Book Guy Think larger! A frenzied riot of Asimovian proportions! Orgies everywhere! But it'll be too dark to watch them!
Professor Frink Glaven Jehosefat! Now for the most important question: Is there an eclipse on the horizon?
Lisa I've got a better question: what sort of genius built an observatory in a town where the sun is always shining?
Professor Frink Shhh. You never know if the Sky Finger is listening.
System Message New permanent jobs at the Springfield Observatory available for Skinner and Frink.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Space Shuttle Simulator placed

After buying the Space Shuttle Simulator:
Professor Frink Excellent! Now we can earn some additional NARA stars through simulating the test of Hovinyashi NARU.

Astro-Not

Astro-Not Pt. 1

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Thanks to my astronaut training, I'm sober again! I've got control over my life for once – what do you want to do?
Carl We were going to go to the bar, but we could spice it up a bit. Maybe a beer garden or a brewery tour...
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Think bigger! The world is your oyster!
Lenny Oysters, eh? That gives me an idea – let's go to the bar!
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Grrrr! I'll stop in, but I'll be having a soft drink!
Moe A soda? Hold on, I think I've got one in the back. I was using it as an ashtray.
Task: Make Astronaut Barney Stop in for a Soda (12h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks (10h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Barflies Drink at Moe's [x3] (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Characters: Homer, Skinner, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Sanjay, Declan Desmond
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Astro-Not Pt. 2

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Sobriety has given me a new lease on life!
Carl I've got a new lease too! Although I think mine's on my car.
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png I became an astronaut – doesn't that inspire any of you to follow your dreams?
Lenny In my dreams I'm being chased by a giant singing grasshopper with my father's face – why would I want to follow that?
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Don't you want more from life than just sitting in this bar?
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png What if aliens were looking down on us right now? Aren't you embarrassed by being drunk?
Carl Aliens love drunk people! They're the only ones they ever abduct.
Task: Make Astronaut Barney Lecture the Barflies about Sober Life (1h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Barflies Drink at Moe's [x3] (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Characters: Homer, Skinner, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Sanjay, Declan Desmond
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Astro-Not Pt. 3

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png By not spending all my money on beer, I can afford to go back to school. After all, I'm only two credits shy of my PhD.
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Then I could get a job asking people if they know of any jobs for PhDs.
Moe Why give your money to those fancy college types?
Moe What about your good friend Moe? What is he going to do without his best customer?
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png You guys aren't being very supportive.
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png After I was so supportive of your watercolors, Moe. And your decorative gourd collection, Carl.
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Since I can't drink my feelings anymore, I guess I'll have to eat them.
Task: Make Astronaut Barney Eat Astronaut Ice Cream (8h, Moe's Tavern)
On job start:
Moe Maybe we should be more supportive of Barney. Tell him he's doing grood. Is it grood? Goop? I don't know; I've never heard it said to me.
Carl All my memories with Barney are... not there, because we were drunk. I don't think I can start making sober ones.
Lenny Let's give it a try. We owe it to Barney after leaving him for dead on so many occasions.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Astro-Not Pt. 4

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Tra-la-la! Lalalala! Lalala!
Moe Barney, are you drunk? What happened?
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Just been eatin' *hic* ice cream all day!
Moe What is this... rum raisin?!? Oh no!
Carl It's okay. I don't think there's any alcohol in raisins.
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Drinks on *hic* me!!!
Task: Make Astronaut Barney Blast Off (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Big Jamshed Pt. 2

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png I'm ready to take my jam to the Kwik-E-Mart! And all it took was a $200,000 business degree.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Now it's time for some hot yoga!
Sanjay Ah, my son – with maturity you have abandoned your anti-traditional views!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Nah, Pops, I'm still not down with that Indian shizz. Yoga's just what's chill right now.
Task: Make Jay Do Yoga (8h)
Lisa You look a little... older than I remember.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Yeah, doing a full course load at Wharton while mopping floors in a bank all night will do that to a kid.
Lisa Hmmm... nobody around here ever seems to age.
Comic Book Guy I credit clean living. And yes, I said that without a trace of self-reflective irony.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Big Jamshed Pt. 3

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Why don't I find it surprising that all the food is packed with unhealthy preservatives?
Homer What's your beef with preserved fake-beef? The scientists at the National Preservatives Council say it's good for you.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png You should listen to my science Homer. Look at me, I'm in awesome shape!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Stop by, and I'll show you how to make your favorite foods with kale and cauliflower.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to manage a pushup!
Homer I'll have you know I'm an expert at the “lowering down” part of pushups.
Task: Make Jay Prepare Food at the Kwik-E-Mart (2h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Homer Shop for Broceries (2h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Big Jamshed Pt. 4

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Come by the Kwik-E-Mart. We have healthy vegetarian culture foods, and our new inclusive signature: the LGBTQIA sandwich!
Smithers Sounds like my kind of lunch food!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png It's lentils, goat cheese, bacon, tomato, quinoa, iceberg lettuce and asiago.
Lisa Wait a minute there! There's bacon in there! How can you say that's vegetarian?
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png I said vegetarian CULTURE. Pure vegetarianism is so “the aughts.” Why would you want to live without bacon?
Wiggum He's got you there, Lisa. I eat so much of the stuff that people are always telling me they smell bacon when I'm around.
Task: Make Jay Work a Kwik-E-Mart 1hr Shift (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Springfielders Buy Health Food [x6] (3h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Lisa I sense a bit of hypocrisy. You're anti-Kwik-E-Mart, AND you work here?
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png It's all about the Benjies, girl-dude. I need to maintain my lifestyle somehow.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png And the Kwik-E-Mart isn't going anywhere. You'd literally need a tank to take this place out!
Wiggum Cool coincidence! The police department is considering getting a tank right now!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png No, piggy, I don't mean LITERALLY literally! I want to crush the Kwik-E-Mart from the inside and then set up my own store!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png A totally millennial, religiously void, and secular store! How I wish for such a place!
Tapped Out Ganesh Icon.png I can grant that wish for your own store... or for a tank! Whichever method you use, just offer me some donuts!
System Message Check the Store now for new temporarily available items with new quests.
MAAS Temp Message.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Big Jamshed Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart That's strange. I'm feeling more aggressive, my voice is getting a little deeper, and... helllllo, Sherri and Terri!
Sherri and Terri Teehee, hi, Bart!
Miss Hoover Another grey hair... my eye wrinkles are expanding... my tramp stamp is fading. WHAT'S GOING ON?
Dr. Nick HI EVERY OLD BODY!!! What it seems you are experiencing is the natural process of aging!
Miss Hoover Aging? But I anti-oxidize and hydrate every day! What caused all of this? Is it something in the food?
Dr. Nick In all actuallyness, it is something NOT in the food! The preservatives in the terrible food you used to eat kept you preserved! Who'd a thunk it?!
Task: Make Springfielders Buy Unhealthy Food [x6] (3h, Kwik-E-Mart)
System Message Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what else Jay plans to do with the Kwik-E-Mart. Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!
MAAS Tie-In Message.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Premium Gameplay

Hypocritical Millennial Hipster

Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 1

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Finally, a store of my own! The junk food I sell will be healthy junk!
Cletus That ain't happenin. Yer terrible food rots out mah stomach!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png That's only because the preservatives in your food have destroyed your gut's ability to produce stomach acid.
Cletus Nah-uh! My home-grown stuff ain't gonna rot nowhere! At least once it's away from that super-fungus in the fields...
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png You know what, awesome call! I'm going to open up a market to sell local foods! Cletus, you're a genius!
Cletus Tell that to that gol-dern Tic Tac Toe-playin chicken I lost my house to.
Task: Make Jay Convert Quick & Fresh to a Farmer's Market (12h, Quick & Fresh)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 2

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png I've never even heard of many of these crops, do you refrigerate them? Freeze them? Pickle them?
Cletus Nah, these foods contain natural preservatives. They's last 'til time ends.
Krusty Cletus's no-rot-tots are the secret ingredient in our Krusty Fries!
Task: Make Jay Pick up Local Foods (2h, Cletus's Farm)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 3

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png It seems that there's a lot of interest from everyone in town selling their food in MY store!
Cletus Tha's excellent! Here I can sell my moonshine to you shoe-wearing city-freaks!
Wiggum You do know that selling moonshine is illegal, right?
Cletus According to your gummint, marrying your mother is, too. Your corrupt laws don't apply 'round here!
Wiggum They don't? Then I am going to sell some of those “bags of sugar” from the evidence locker.
Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon.png Perfect! I'll get last week's meat scraps. Better than just using it to poison the cafeteria rats.
Task: Make Springfielders Sell Their Home Grown Food [x6] (4h, Quick & Fresh)
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Awesome! The store is filled with people selling their own food!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png And I get a profit cut!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Now, if I just wait a little longer, the entire millennial population of Springfield will pour right in!
Squeaky Voiced Teen That would be me!
Squeaky Voiced Teen Umm... Is there any position open for a job here? I need some ramen money.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Police Tank

Police Tank Pt. 1

After buying the Police Tank:
Wiggum With this tank, Springfield's police equipment is now on par with the rest of the country. The country of Kazakhstan!
Eddie You think this tank will help in the war on crime?
Wiggum I think we'll see immediate effects after we record and air a kick-* tank commercial!
Eddie Nice one, Chief. This should put the fear of death into criminals.
Lou And everyone else for that matter.
Task: Reach Level 17 and Build the Police Station
Task: Make Wiggum Record a Tank Commercial (4h, Police Tank)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Police Tank Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Snake Yo coppers! Heads up! I'm about to rob the Kwik-E-Mart. Just try and stop me!
Wiggum You've seen your last days of freedom Snake! Let's get in the tank and stop that thief, boys!
Lou But he's running and the tank goes about two miles an hour? How's that gonna work, Chief?
Wiggum We'll figure it out on the fly. This thing came with instructions, right?
Task: Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart (60m, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Cops Try to Figure Out the Tank [x3] (6h, Police Tank)
Characters: Wiggum, Eddie, Lou
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Police Tank Pt. 3

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Snake Wow, I am literally going to totally rob this place again, and again. There's nothing you can do about it!
Lou Come on Chief, permission to apprehend suspect on foot.
Wiggum Permission denied! I know how to work this thing now! It's time to take out the trash.
Apu Wait! He's in my store, what are you doing with that tank?
Lou I don't think he's too clear on that.
Task: Make Wiggum Fire the Tank (4h)
On job start:
Wiggum With this tank, no one will ever say the Chief of Police is impotent ever again!
Lou Don't you mean incompetent?
Wiggum I know what I said, Lou!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Police Tank Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Snake Whoa! You guys are insane! I'm outta here!
Wiggum Mission accomplished!
Apu Holy Shiva! You wrecked my store! I suppose I should thank you for not shooting me!
Wiggum And you're very welcome, but it's all in a day's work my friend.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Uggh, I wanted my business to blow up, but not like this!
Task: Make Snake Enjoy his Kwik-E-Mart Cash (8h, Brown House)
Task: Make Apu Clean up the Mess (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Destroyed Buildings Look

Dr. Nick's Remedies

After tapping on Dr. Nick's exclamation mark:
Dr. Nick Have you ever heard that “transfatty foods are bad for you?”
Dr. Nick To that, I say: “Get real, everybody!” Countries that eat trans fats dominate the world!
Lisa But correlation doesn't equal causation.
Dr. Nick I never said it did. I just said that eating trans fats makes you great!
Task: Make Dr. Nick Run a Seminar (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Springfielders Buy Discount Preserved Food [x6] (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer's Millennial Life Crisis

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png So Mr. Midlife Crisis, here to buy something hip off the menu?
Cool Homer Hey! I may look like a Baby Boomer, but I was born a Gen X'er! And I feel like a Millennial. MTV, baby!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Listen, you should really buy my oldschool jailbroken myPad.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png There's an app on it with access to my order-out menu. Eleven hundred dollars!
Cool Homer Done and done!
Task: Make Cool Homer Place Orders for Food (4h, Quick & Fresh)
Cool Homer What gives? All I see on this myPad menu is chard, cauliflower and the laziest salads I've ever seen.
Cool Homer What is a wedge salad anyway? It's just quartered iceberg lettuce with some junk on top.
Cool Lisa It's what you call pretention-chic daddy.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Conform-o-meter impact

Item Rating Points
Quick & Fresh Gluttony 10
Police Tank Bonus $ and XP 2.5%
Lincoln Memorial Vanity 870
Liberty Bell Obedience 10
Lisa Statue of Liberty Obedience
Bonus $ and XP
10
2.75%
Cool Brown House Indolence 10

Other changes made

January 13 Update ("4_18_MuchApuAboutSomething_TieIn")

  • Whenever a quest requires Marge to Walk Maggie, now the job is either to Walk Maggie or Take Maggie For a Walk, depending if Maggie is unlocked or not. The bug not showing the job on Marge is now fixed.
  • Lucille Botzcowski was removed from the Characters inventory group.
  • Walk Maggie now requires Maggie not to be unlocked instead of not having Maggie.
  • Cool Homer's Break Into The Cool Brown House now pays out premium.
  • Take Maggie For a Walk now requires Maggie to be unlocked instead of The End of the Beginning Pt. 1 to be started.
  • Play Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie not owned) won't start again if Maggie is stored as it now requires Play Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie owned) to not be started.
  • Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 5 and Pt. 6 now has Homer showing emotions in the text box.
  • Springfield Heights' Leaderboard was added back.
  • Biohazard Tower is now animated.
  • Wooly Bully, X-mas Trees Slightly Irregular, Duff Center Arena, North Pole Station, White Witch Burns and Sophie Krustofsky had their description in the store and inventory screen removed.
  • Buildings are no longer tappable in friend towns for the duration of the event.
  • Imaginary Bears were removed from Other Springfield.
  • Krustyland items that become unplacable on roads in November can now be placed on road again.

January 19 Update (4.18.6, "4_18_XMAS2015_Takedown")

Sources

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