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Revision as of 07:51, July 15, 2013 by AleWi (talk | contribs) (Quests)

Buildings

  • Calmwood Mental Hospital
  • Kamp Krusty
  • Left-handed Roadster
  • Monkey Bars

Characters

Name Unlock message Notes
Kamp Bart This camp was crap! Can I say crap in this game? Guess I just did. Skin for Bart
Rod Iron helps us play!
Todd How come we only get to go to church three times a week?

Quests

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Bread And Putter Pt. 1

Ned Homer, I’m seeing a lot of your children’ influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pearls.
Homer Bok-bok-bok-bok--
Ned Finee, you’re on!
Homer You’re welcome, Ned. Glad we could help.
Ned No, Homer, I’m saying I don’t want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are.
Homer What?! But your kids are weird!
Ned Well, your kids are... wild!
Homer How dare you! There’s only one-way to settle the question of who’s a better parent -- a mini-golf tournament.
Ned Huh? How would that settle anything?
Homer Sounds like somebody’s chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak!
Ned No, I just don’t understand how minigolf relates to--
The task is "Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament" and "Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament".
Nelson I wanna do this.
Homer Sorry, this tournament is private.
Nelson Dude, did you not notice my threatening tone when I said…
Nelson I wanna do this.
Homer gulp Open tournament! Anyone can join!

Bread And Putter Pt. 2

Ned Welcome to round one of Mini-Masters! First up are Bart, Rod and Nelson. Remember boys, the important thing is that everyone has fun.
Homer I feel the same way.
Homer I don’t feel the same way, Bart. I want you win at all costs.
Ned Homer, you’re doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you’re saying.
Homer What are you talking about? I’m not whispering!
Homer I think they can hear me so I’m going to stop whispering now.
The task is "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Rod Go Minigolfing", and "Make Nelson Go Minigolfing".
Ned Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can’t believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on?
Homer We won? Yes! In your face, sucka!
Ned That’s the Homer I know.
Bart Eighteen holes. This is hole number three.
Nelson Life’s too short -- I’m gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads!
Ned Well, Nelson’s out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole…
Rod A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn’t crawl out!
Ned So I guess you win this round, Bart.
Ned Congratulations, Homer. You’re being surprisingly gracious about this.
Homer About what?
Ned About Bart’s winning.

Bread And Putter Pt. 3

Ned It’s time for round two of this yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpsons, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy.
Homer Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything?
Lisa Dad, you wouldn’t have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments.
Homer But that entails not drinking and daily showers.
Lisa Fine. Gimme the putter.
The task is "Make Todd Go Minigolfing", Make Lisa Go Minigolfing", and "Make Martin Go Minigolfing".
Ned Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is... Todd some-relation Flanders!
Bart Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis.
Lisa Well, that doesn’t make me feel very good.
Bart You know what would’ve made you feel good?
Lisa Not losing?
Bart Bingo.

Bread And Putter Pt. 4

Homer And for the final qualifying round of this... mini-golf this, it’s... Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow, Dud and Dudder. I’m gonna nap in my car.
Milhouse I can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don’t feel bad about it!
Ralph The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them.
Milhouse Okay, I feel a little bad.
The task is "Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing" and "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing".
Milhouse I can’t believe I lost to Ralph Wiggum!
Milhouse He must be some kind of golfing expert.
Ralph I like the sound when the little egg goes in the hole!

Bread And Putter Pt. 5

Homer Bart, Todd, and Ralph, congratulations on making it to the final round.
Homer In my book, you are all winners.
Homer Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers.
The task is "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Todd Go Minigolfing", "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing".
Ned Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge.
Wiggum Ralphie’s so happy! And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart.
Homer Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what’s in that bag he handed you?
Bart A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers.
Homer He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don’t suck, you’re just a cheater! Do you realize what this means?!
Homer I’m a great father!
Bart Wanna play taser-tag?
Homer I sure do, son. I sure do.
Todd The giant alligator ate my ball!
Ned It’s an alligator statue -- it’s supposed to eat your ball. That’s why there’s a flag sticking out of it’s nostril.
Todd I forfeit!
Ned And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence, and onto the freeway.
Bart I’m like Tiger Woods... the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff.
Ned So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum!
Homer Bart! I don’t mean to be negative... but you sucked like crazy!
Bart I had an off day.

See also