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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 30 content update

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Revision as of 15:16, June 3, 2013 by 173.50.175.175 (talk) (Military Antiques Pt. 9)

The twenty-third content update, known as the Level 30 content update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released on May 31, 2013. It added two characters, Herman and Jasper to the game, three buildings - one premium, and three decorations - one premium.

Characters

Image Name Unlocked when/costs Level required
Herman Hermann.png Herman Herman's Military Antiques 30
150px Jasper Community Center

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
150px Herman's Military Antiques 24h Cash.png249,000 Mass-Producing Antiques Herman 30
150px Zesty's 1d 12h Cash.png204,000 Serving Same Stuff As At Luigi's 30
150px Community Center 6 seconds Donut Tapped Out.png150 Not Being Used Jasper

Decorations

Level 30

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Training Dummy Tapped Out Training Dummy.png Cash.png4,500 Improves your Vanity rating
Bomb Shelter Tapped Out Bomb Shelter.png Cash.png5,600 Improves your Vanity rating
Miniature Nuclear Warhead Tapped Out Mininuclear Warhead.png Donut Tapped Out.png45 2.25% bonus money and XP to all jobs.

Gameplay

Level 30

Military Antiques Pt. 1

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Lisa, I whould never critcize your town-building skills, but I've been to all threse stories a zillion times. A shopper needs variety!
Lisa Well, I was thinking we could rebuild Herman's shop. But I don't think you'd shop there. It sells military antiques.
Marge A store's a store. Build it! Build it now!
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Herman's Military Antiques". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward. New character is Herman.
Build 200px
New Character Tapped Out Herman New Character.png

Military Antiques Pt. 2

Herman They say when you go over to the other side, you come back changed.
Herman Unfortunately, I remain exactly the same.
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 2" which is to "Make Herman Run the Antique Shop". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Customers Pt. 1

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge At least, a new store! Herman, I'd like some military antiques please.
Marge I'll take a box of musket balls, three "Potato masher" grenades, and a dozen bazookas.
Herman I didn't realize you were such a fan of antique firearms.
Marge Oh, I'm not. I just need to bring something to the register, and have you charge me for it. You know -- shopping!
The player receives "Customers Pt. 1" which is to " Make Marge Browse Herman's Military Antiques". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Customers Pt. 2

After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
Herman Hey, old man! Want to buy a gun? There's no better way to protect yourself.
Herman After all, it's scary getting old, isn't it?
Grampa You have no idea! My vision's gone, I'm always forgettin' who I am, I panic in stessful situations...
Grampa ...my trigger finger itches something terrible, my aim ain't what it used be, I often mistake loved ones for dangeroua intruders, I forget whether things are loaded...
Grampa ...and above all, my time on Earth is short, and I'd love to take a few people with me when I go.
Herman You're the perfect gun owner! Step inside!
The player receives "Customers Pt. 2" which is to "Make Grampa Browse Herman's Military Antiques". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Customers Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Hey, Milhouse, want to go check out the new gun shop in town?
Milhouse Of course! After all, the NRA says it’s the safest place for kids.
Bart They also say us kids should sleep under a blanket made of loaded guns. You know -- for safety.
Milhouse I eat my cereal every morning with a gun instead of a spoon. Because more guns everywhere means safer kids. Thanks, NRA!
The player receives "Customers Pt. 3" which is to "Make Bart Browse Herman's Military Antiques" and "Make Milhouse Browse Herman's Military Antiques". The tasks takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png750 and XP.png160 in reward.

Customers Pt. 4

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Fat Tony‎ Herman, I’ve grown tired of my gang’s “look.” Black suits, pistols and shoulder holsters -- it’s so 1989. We need a fresh take on the mob thing.
Fat Tony‎ Do you have any weapons that will create more “wow factor” for my associates?
Herman A good blunderbuss never goes out of style. Of course, it only shoots one bullet every thirty seconds.
Fat Tony‎ A small price to pay for fashion. I’ll take a hundred.
The player receives "Customers Pt. 4" which is to "Make Fat Tony Buy Blunderbusses". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 3

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum‎ I’d like to purchase this AK-47, please. Will you need to run a background check on me?
Herman Of course not. That would infringe on your Constitutional right to never be inconvenienced -- even in the tiniest, most reasonable way -- when guns are involved.
Herman It's all part of “Gun Buyers Are To Be Hailed As Our Worthiest Heroes” Act of 2013… sponsored by the NRA.
Wiggum‎ Great! The ready availability of guns to the public makes my job as a cop safer AND easier.
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 3" which is to "Make Wiggum Read NRA Pamphlets". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 4

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum‎ Apu, give me a Squishee, beef jerky, and an advanced assault rifle-type weapons platform with integrated laser range finder and grenade launcher.
Wiggum‎ Something experimental like Tony Stark wishes he had.
Apu We don't stock guns, you overweight imbecile.
Wiggum‎ You do realize it’s now illegal to operate a store that doesn’t sell firearms?
Wiggum‎ It’s all part of the “How Else May We Serve, Oh Wise and Powerful NRA?” Act. You’re going to jail!
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 4" which is to "Make Apu Serve Time". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Why are all of Springfield’s stores shutting down! There’s nowhere to shop!
Wiggum‎ Sorry Marge, that’s the law. I have to defend the people’s right to buy guns whenever the whim strikes them.
Marge What about MY Constitutional rights to a decent downtown, fun window shopping, and jeans at a variety of price points?
Wiggum‎ Those aren’t rights! Or are they? Who can say! That’s the funny thing about the law -- you never have the slightest clue what it is.
Marge Well, I’m taking my message to the people!
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 5" which is to "Make Marge Protest... Something". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 6

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge We need to organize to protest these terrible laws that our shutting down our God-given stores. Herman, are you in?
Herman That’s affirmative. It’s time we took our government back.
Marge That’s what democracy is all about, right?
Herman Right. Now let’s mount an armed frontal assault on City Hall. Democracy-style.
Marge Uh... come again?
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 6" which is to "Make Herman Draft Battle Plans". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png80 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 7

After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
Herman The battle plans are ready, Marge. You say the word, and we take back City Hall!
Marge Geez, I’m reading over these plans, and there’s an awful lot of shooting and yelling and reconnoitering. It all sounds very violent.
Herman To the lay person, it probably does. But when you’re staging a blood-drenched coup, violence really helps keep up morale.
Herman It’s something the whole battalion can have fun doing together.
Marge Why not lose a pincer movement or two, and let’s see if we can overthrow the state without all the fisticuffs?
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 7" which is to "Make Herman Draft Battle Plans" again. It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png80 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 8

After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
Herman The new battle plans are drawn. If all goes according to plan, not a single shot will be fired.
Herman But be warned: there WILL be mild swearing, intermittent sneaking around, and a post-operation cleanup where everybody --
Herman and I mean EVERYBODY -- pitches in, leaving City Hall just as tidy as they found it.
Herman If that sounds like more than you can stomach, best stay home, soldier!
Marge Much better. Let’s prepare for “battle!”
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 8" which is to "Place a Training Dummy" and "Make Herman Train for Battle". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Military Antiques Pt. 9

After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
Herman Attack City Hall! Storm the gates!
Marge Wipe your feet on the mat before entering! Pause to admire the mural in the lobby -- it’s from the 1920’s!
Marge And remember to be nice to the receptionists! They have a hard job!
Herman We’re doing it, Marge! We’re taking back our government.
Marge Shhh! No shouting inside City Hall. People are trying to work. Attack quietly or not at all!
Quimby What is the meaning of this? Who is this rabble sitting patiently in my waiting area?
Homer Let’s get back to the drawing board, and get to work on a level 31 that’ll really knock everyone’s socks off!
Wiggum Sorry about level 30, guys. If you promise not to gripe to EA too much, everybody can have three donuts.
Herman It’s a coup. We’re tired of government walking all over the people, so we’re taking back City Hall!
Marge We’re not going put up with limited shopping options, crazy pro-gun laws, a mob armed with blunderbusses, thinly-premised Wolfcastle films, and... and...
Marge What exactly ARE we trying to accomplish?
Herman Honestly, I’ve forgotten.
Marge I guess this whole story didn’t make much sense. You know, we never thought anyone would play long enough to get to level 30.
Homer Guys, maybe this is a good thing. A real wake up call for everyone involved with this game.
Homer I mean, come on. Herman? THAT’S the best character we have to add? No offense, Herm.
Herman Even I know it’s true.
The player receives "Military Antiques Pt. 9" which is to "Make Herman Stay a Coup" and "Make Marge Stay a Coup". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,300 and XP.png310 in reward, finish the "Level 30" trigioly"

Jasper

That's A Paddlin!

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Bart Hey Jasper, how's it hanging?
Jasper At my ago, no matter what "it" is, it's hanging low.
Bart Blech. Rhetorical question, dude.
Jasper You sassing me, boy? You better believe that's a paddlin'!
The player receives "That's A Paddlin!" which is to "Make Jasper Go Paddling". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png350 and XP.png80 in reward.

Springfield's Got Talent!

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Jasper Ding! Medication time!
Jasper Now, was I supposed to take the red pill or the blue pill? Maybe the purple suppository?
Jasper Better safe than sorry. I'll just take 'em all.
Jasper ...
Jasper Uh-oh...
The player receives "Springfield's Got Talent!" which is to "Make Jasper Practice Lollipop Song". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Cash.png205 and XP.png36 in reward.

The Prune Lagoon

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Jasper I've never felt so alive!
Jasper Which, at my age, is a sure sign of imminent death.
Jasper It's okay, Jasper, old fella, just got to get the rihgt dose and you'll be back in the saddle again.
Jasper The buildings are so... bright... and colorful...
The player receives "The Prune Lagoon" which is to "Make Jasper Take Incorrect Medication". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Back to the Freezer

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Jasper When the only joy you got left is taking dangerous drug cocktails, it's time to end it all.
Grampa Don't do it, Jasper! Not before bequeathing your dangerous drug cocktails to me!
Jasper Too late! I'm going back in that nice Indian fellas' freezer.
The player receives "Back to the Freezer" which is to "Make Jasper Self-Freeze at the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,110 and XP.png235 in reward.
Jasper *shiver*
Jasper I thawed out. Is this... the future?
Apu Please stand away from the sale item rack. Pork rinds are on special today.
Jasper It's just like I always imagine it would be.

Retirement

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Grampa Jasper, you old buzzard, where do you think you're going?
Jasper Cram it, Abe! Cant you see I'm living in the far-distant future? You've been dead for years, idiot!
Grampa You keep acting this way, theyll lock you up! Now let's get back to the Retirement Castle. It's almost time for lock-up!
Jasper Don't get your knickers in a knot. If I'm going in a home, itll be the one of my choosing!
The player receives "Retirement" which is to "Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Retirement Home" and "Make Jasper Relax in the Retirement Home". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

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See also