Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out July 4th 2014 content update"
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{{TB|Regardless of where you are, enjoy these 5 sweet complimentary donuts!}} | {{TB|Regardless of where you are, enjoy these 5 sweet complimentary donuts!}} | ||
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+ | ====Washington Overtime==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|If the player not has George Washington at July 16th.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Aw, I hate when holidays are over. All the Fourth of July stuff is gone.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Not all of it -- George Washington is still around.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh yeah. I remember we had a hard time getting rid of Abraham Lincoln last year, too.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Is this guy serious?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's funny, because I could have SWORN I'm considered one of the greatest Presidents ever.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But hey, maybe I'm wrong!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Maybe having me around is a total drag. That seems to be Homer's opinion, doesn't it?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No, sir. It's an honor to have you here.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I didn't catch that? Could you repeat it?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's a tremendous honor to have you in Springfield, Mr. One-of-the-Top-Two-Presidents- Ever.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yeah. That's what I THOUGHT you said.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And by the way, you're welcome for AMERICA STILL BEING A COUNTRY.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Stupid Lincoln.}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"Previous to the execution of any official act of the President--"}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|WHAT THE? WHERE DID PHILADELPHIA GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHY IS “QUICKY MART” SPELLED SO ATROCIOUSLY?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Mr. Washington, you've been brought forward in time to the town of Springfield, in America.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It seems to happen to ex-Presidents a lot.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Forward in time? How old is America?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Two hundred and forty-two years.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You're kidding me, right? That's a joke? Because I told Jefferson I gave this country a decade. Tops.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|He was all: “Liberty is mankind's natural state!” And I was “Yada yada yada... ten years, chump. Bank on it.”}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Still, it's cool to be wrong! So, tell me about this town.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Springfield is named after its founder, Jebediah Springfield.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You would've known him as 'Hans Sprungfeld' in your time.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|SPRUNGFELD?! THAT GUY HAS A TOWN NAMED AFTER HIM? Oh, man. Where is he?}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|He's going to be picking wooden teeth out of his neck for a month.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1" which is to "Make Washington Hunt for Jebediah Springfield". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Okay, so Sprungfeld is dead. Everyone I know is dead. I get it. So now what?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Professor Frink is trying to find a way to send you home. In the meantime...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You might find you like it here. Our previous ex-President seems very happy.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You want to keep it down, please? I can barely hear myself split rails here, people.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Sheesh. That guy was President?!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Number sixteen.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|He's so gangly-looking. Doesn't really scream “President,” you know?}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I guess people will elect anything.}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You know why America has a bicameral legislature, right?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh... because it's a good way to keep power from consolidating in one body?}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Nope. Because when we were tossing around ideas for a new government-- just brain jamming, you know -- some idiot throws out the term “bicameral legislature.”}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And everybody just latches onto it.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You know that thing where everyone's trying to sound hip and smart by using the hot new term? So annoying!}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Every time I heard the words, I couldn't decide whether to fall asleep or kill myself.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Just totally nuts. I voted for the thing just to shut everyone up.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This is incredible! Our scholars need to know this stuff. You've got to commit your memories to paper.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Seriously, if I told you all the dirt I've got on John Adams, you'd flip your powdered wig. Dude was MESSED UP.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2" which is to "Make Washington Write a Tell-All". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I hope you're not finding modern-day America too strange, Mr. Washington.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Nah.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It'll always be America, so long as people continue to live free, toss their excrement in the streets, and hate the British.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Actually England is our closest ally now.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|...}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You want to repeat that, little lady?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh... we've had a lot of time to repair relations...}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|“Repair relations”? With a country that is way more powerful than us?}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|AND wants nothing more than to make us her colony again?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, first of all, our military is a lot bigger than theirs now.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB| Then we should attack immediately, before they have time to raise conscripts!}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Unless, of course, you'd prefer to see musky-carrying redcoats on every street corner in the nation.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Summon my war council!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3" which is to "Make Washington Plan an Invasion of Britain". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Okay, if our ships leave Boston tomorrow, we can reach England in two months.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We'll rendezvous with Hessian mercenaries -- little girl, remind me to write a letter to Hessia, get that ball rolling.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hessian mercenaries aren't the military force they once were...}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We will then move inland and seize the royal saltpeter mines.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'd like to see King George try to fight a war without saltpeter. Heh-heh-heh...}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|With a combined force of 20,000 we will easily subdue all of England.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What do you think, Lisa Simpson? An elegant plan, no?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You really think 20,000 men armed with muskets will do any good against tanks and machine guns and missiles?}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|If we have enough horses, yes.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I also plan on doubling gin rations, to boost morale. A drunk army is an effective army.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|All we need now is the men!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4" which is to "Make Washington Recruit an Army". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Okay, I've been traveling door-to-door all day, and so far I've got ZERO recruits for my Grand Army of the Brit-Hating Republic.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What's happened to the England-detesting nation of proud Limey-stranglers I love? Where's our fighting spirit?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Seriously. The English are our friends. Very nice people. Good music.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And the most annoying thing?}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Everyone's just falling all over themselves to thank me: “You're the Father of Our Country!” “Thank you, George Washington!”}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|If you love me so much, get in the boat and help me stick a cannon ball in Big Ben.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|George Washington! Thank you for everything, sir.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Thank you for your wisdom, and your strength, and for being everything a man can be. I mean EVERYTHING!}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh-huh. Look, that's very nice, but I'm just a guy. Happy to be of service. No need to go crazy, pal.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5" which is to "Make Washington Reject Praise". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|George Washington! It's really him! The greatest real-life superhero of all!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Thanks for being the best Founding Father a country could ask for! We love you!}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Fine. That's very fine. Thank you. Go away.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They're just trying to show their appreciation, sir.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But they act like I'm some sort of saint. It's seriously creepy.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Did you know there are guys on the Supreme Court who think laws should be based on what me and my friends were thinking about more than two centuries ago?}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We didn't have electricity. And trust me -- most of the time when we were writing constitutions and laws, we were thinking about what to order for dinner.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm just a guy. And I'm really happy that America worked out so well. That rocks. But again, just a guy.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Excuse me, Mr. Washington. I'm like your biggest fan ever, and--}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I owned slaves. Did you know that? It stinks, but it's true. So please leave me alone.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, you must have had a very good reason.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR OWNING SLAVES. Augh! You people are beyond weird!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6" which is to "Make Washington Flee Admirers". It takes 16 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Ye Olde Cherry Tree==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Okay, still think I'm perfect? Watch this. This'll prove I'm no saint. I'm going to cut down this cherry tree.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Then, when you ask me if I cut it down, I AM GOING TO LIE ABOUT IT. There! Still think I'm all that?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But, sir, everyone KNOWS George Washington can't tell a lie.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|George Washington}} | ||
+ | {{TB|WHAT GROWN MAN IS INCAPABLE OF LYING?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! HERE, WATCH!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Ye Olde Cherry Tree" which is to "Make Washington Cut Down a Cherry Tree". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
Revision as of 11:44, July 2, 2014
The Simpsons: Tapped Out's fifty-fifty content update, also known as the 4th July 2014 content update was released on July 2, 2014.
Contents
- 1 Characters
- 2 Buildings
- 3 Decorations
- 4 Gameplay
- 4.1 Failure to Launch Pt. 1
- 4.2 Failure to Launch Pt. 2
- 4.3 Failure to Launch Pt. 3
- 4.4 Failure to Launch Pt. 4
- 4.5 Failure to Launch Pt. 5
- 4.6 Failure to Launch Pt. 6
- 4.7 Failure to Launch Pt. 7
- 4.8 Failure to Launch Pt. 8
- 4.9 Happy Independence Day!
- 4.10 Washington Overtime
- 4.11 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1
- 4.12 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2
- 4.13 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3
- 4.14 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4
- 4.15 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5
- 4.16 Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6
- 4.17 Ye Olde Cherry Tree
- 5 See also
- 6 References
Characters
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Buildings
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Decorations
Gameplay
Failure to Launch Pt. 1
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Failure to Launch Pt. 2
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Failure to Launch Pt. 3
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Failure to Launch Pt. 4
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Failure to Launch Pt. 5
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Failure to Launch Pt. 6
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Failure to Launch Pt. 7
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Failure to Launch Pt. 8
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Happy Independence Day!
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Washington Overtime
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5
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Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6
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Ye Olde Cherry Tree
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See also
References
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