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The twenty-seventh content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out, also known as the Level 32 content update, was released on July 25, 2013. Sir Putt-A-Lot's became a building for people that doesn't have it from level 32 with Rod and Todd.

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Sir Putt-A-Lot's 24h 267,000 Losing Golf Balls Rod Todd 32 Calmwood Mental Hospital 1d, 12h 324,000 Doling Out Meds 32 Kamp Krusty 6s 200 Crushing Hope Kamp Bart 12

Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires Reward Left-handed Roadster 40 2.00% bonus money and XP to all jobs Monkey Bars Level 32 760 Improves your Vanity raiting

Characters^[1]

Quests^[2][3]

Rod And Todd Prelude

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Bart, remember Sir Putt-A-Lot’s? You used to be crazy about miniature golf! I’m not crazy about anything miniature. Golf, vans, pinschers -- I prefer all of them full-sized. If the player has the Sir Putt-A-Lot's receives and endings now the "Rod And Todd Prelud" and the player receives 100 and 10 in reward. If not's continues the quest. But I did love their LAX security. I once walked right past the guard with a shopping bag from “The Fireworks Barn”. Well, we should rebuild it anyway. It’ll keep you off the streets. I’m in. I wanna cherry bomb four toilets at once. Kind of a Vegas “Dancing Waters” thing. La, la, la, can’t hear you! Not an accessory! The player receives "Rod And Todd Prelude" which is to "Reach Level 32" and "Build Sir Putt-A-Lot's". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 100 and 10 in reward.

Rod And Todd Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Aw, Sir Putt-A-Lot’s! You know, Bart -- you were conceived on this minigolf course. Right there in that castle and/or windmill. The important thing is that they were gone for a long long time, and we were responsible. I know. And I’m pretty sure your constantly telling me that story is why I’m the way I am. So you wanna play a round of mini-golf with your old man? No, I came to vandalize the bathroom. Help me open this door, will ya? Bart? Bart’s daddy? Where are we? Rod and Todd?! Quick, close the door again! What are you two doing here? We were in the bathroom washing our hands because we accidentally made an obscene gesture. From now on when we sing, “Where is pointer finger?” we’re not going to ask about any other fingers! Before we could scrub the sin away, there was an explosion and we got trapped inside. I bet that was my toilet cherry bomb. Or when I blew up the whole town. The task is "Make Rod Go Home" and "Make Todd Go Home". Oh, my boys! The Good Lord brought you back to me! I saw mommy in a bright light. She told me to go back and that I’d see her again when it was my time. I saw a black, featureless abyss! Well, don’t worry, boys. I’ll make sure nothing ever happens to you again. Template:Tapped Out Rod And Todd Icon Yay, nothing!

Rod And Todd Pt. 2

Excuse me, Lisa? I have to pick up more child-proofing supplies. Could ya watch the boys while I’m out? Sure, Mr. Flanders. Is there anything I should know? Well, they’ve been lying on the couch for the last three hours… So you want me to get them up and do something active? NO! Nothing active! But, in another hour, could you roll ‘em on to their tummies so they don’t get couch-sores? SIGHS Five bucks an hour is five bucks an hour. The task is "Make Lisa Babysit Rod and Todd".

Rod And Todd Pt. 3

Ned, I’ve been talking to Lisa and I’m concerned about Rod and Todd. That’s mighty neighborino-ly of you, but don’t worry! My boys are home-schooled and home-churched -- they never leave the bubble-wrapped walls of my house. Don’t you think you’re being a little overprotective? Kids need to play in the fresh air and sunshine. I suppose I should let the boys go out for a little to enjoy our great, green earth. After all, God spent a whole week making it. Exactly, sort of. Boys, why don’t you go outside and play on something safe and fun like a see-saw. Yay! First I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God… Then I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God… Then I’ll be closer to-- WE GET IT! The task is "Place a See-Saw" and "Make Rod and Todd Play on the See-Saw".

Rod And Todd Pt. 4

Daddy! I got a splinter! Oh no, where? In my pant cuff! A breeze riffled my hair. Now, my part is crooked. I knew it was a mistake to let you boys go outside! I’ve got to get you to the doctor, ASAP! But you said doctors were godless heathens we should never listen to. No, that’s scientists. The task is "Make Rod Go for a Checkup" and Make Todd Go for a Checkup". It’s a good thing you brought the boys in when you did, Ned. A few more days, and it would have been too late. chuckles Good heavens! What would have happened? They would have been permanently and irreparably... turned into weirdoes. You’re smothering these kids, Ned. They need to spend time with their peers. But other kids are so... different. No Ned, you’re kids are so different. They could use a dose of other-kid-ness, stat.

Rod And Todd Pt. 5

Okay boys, this is it. -- your first day of public school. I’m scared of public school! They’re going to teach us that the Garden of Eden was the dinosaurs’ house before Adam and Eve lived there! And that Christmas’s real name is Holidays. Now boys, just because someone teaches you something, doesn’t mean you have to learn it! When I took science classes as a kid, I’d just sing hymns in my head or write bible verses on the roof of my mouth with the tip of my tongue. And I never absorbed any of that Evolution nonsense. I’m only kinda sure where babies come from. The task is "Make Rod Go to School" and "Make Todd Go to School".

Rod And Todd Pt. 6

Boys, you’ve been going to school for a whole week. For that you get a special treat! Sunday School! Template:Tapped Out Rod And Todd Icon Yay! I hope we play Crucifictionary. I’m good at drawing “scrourging”! The task is "Make Rod Go to Sunday School" and "Make Todd Go to Sunday School".

Rod And Todd Pt. 7

Hey Rod and Todd, do you guys wanna climb on the monkey bars? Are they called that because the God of Evolution is monkeys? No! It’s because it’s fun to climb on them, like a monkey. And if we do, you promise we won’t evolve? I’m pretty sure that won’t happen. Template:Tapped Out Rod And Todd Icon Yay! Static universe! The task is "Place Monkey Bars" and "Make Rod Swing on the Monkey Bars".

Rod And Todd Pt. 8

Hi Bart. What’s that in your hand? Squishee, collosal size. It’s so green and glowy! It’s their new flavor, alien berry. Wanna try it? It’ll blow your mind. Okay. That has sugar, Todd! It causes cavities. Pfft, that link has never been proven. Go ahead, Todd. See? Sugar doesn’t do anything. Now if I could just get my Squishee back… No! It’s mine! MINE! Whoa. Todd? You sound like you’re possessed! I better brush up on demon banishing by playing Bible Blaster. The straw is too skinny. It’s not getting in my mouth fast enough! Hey, maybe you should slow down… Maybe you should shut up or I’ll punch your face off! The task is "Make Rod Play Bible Blaster" and "Make Todd Eat Sugar".

Rod And Todd Pt. 9

Hi Rod, what are you doing? Praying for forgiveness. I’ve committed the sin of jealousy. Toward you. Me?! Why? I’m jealous that you get to wear mommy clothes. Oh. Do you want to play “Try-on-each-other’s-shoes?” Um, you should probably just get back to your praying. The task is "Make Rod Pray".

Rod And Todd Pt. 10

Why is my straw making that horrible sound? You’ve come to the bottom of the cup. You’re all out of Squishee. Oh. Can you take me to where I get more? Sorry, I have to get going... Ow! Hey, you’re strong! *choking* My larynx! Take me to the Squishee. Now! (gasping) Yes, sir. The task is "Make Todd Shop At Kwik E Mart". Here you boys go -- two Super-Colossal Squishees. Thank you! I wish you believed in the real god so you could sell Squishees in heaven! Young man, your casual dismissal of the sacred beliefs of myself and millions of others frightens and sickens me. So take your Frequent Squishee-Drinkers punch card and… Come again!

Bread And Putter Pt. 1

Homer, I’m seeing a lot of your children’ influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pearls. Bok-bok-bok-bok-- Finee, you’re on! You’re welcome, Ned. Glad we could help. No, Homer, I’m saying I don’t want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are. What?! But your kids are weird! Well, your kids are... wild! How dare you! There’s only one-way to settle the question of who’s a better parent -- a mini-golf tournament. Huh? How would that settle anything? Sounds like somebody’s chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak! No, I just don’t understand how minigolf relates to-- The task is "Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament" and "Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament". I wanna do this. Sorry, this tournament is private. Dude, did you not notice my threatening tone when I said… I wanna do this. (gulp) Open tournament! Anyone can join!

Bread And Putter Pt. 2

Welcome to round one of Mini-Masters! First up are Bart, Rod and Nelson. Remember boys, the important thing is that everyone has fun. I feel the same way. I don’t feel the same way, Bart. I want you win at all costs. Homer, you’re doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you’re saying. What are you talking about? I’m not whispering! I think they can hear me so I’m going to stop whispering now. The task is "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Rod Go Minigolfing", and "Make Nelson Go Minigolfing". Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can’t believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on? We won? Yes! In your face, sucka! That’s the Homer I know. Eighteen holes. This is hole number three. Life’s too short -- I’m gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads! Well, Nelson’s out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole… A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn’t crawl out! So I guess you win this round, Bart. Congratulations, Homer. You’re being surprisingly gracious about this. About what? About Bart’s winning.

Bread And Putter Pt. 3

It’s time for round two of this yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpsons, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy. Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything? Dad, you wouldn’t have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments. But that entails not drinking and daily showers. Fine. Gimme the putter. The task is "Make Todd Go Minigolfing", Make Lisa Go Minigolfing", and "Make Martin Go Minigolfing". Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is... Todd some-relation Flanders! Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis. Well, that doesn’t make me feel very good. You know what would’ve made you feel good? Not losing? Bingo.

Bread And Putter Pt. 4

And for the final qualifying round of this... mini-golf this, it’s... Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow, Dud and Dudder. I’m gonna nap in my car. I can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don’t feel bad about it! The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them. Okay, I feel a little bad. The task is "Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing" and "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". I can’t believe I lost to Ralph Wiggum! He must be some kind of golfing expert. I like the sound when the little egg goes in the hole!

Bread And Putter Pt. 5

Bart, Todd, and Ralph, congratulations on making it to the final round. In my book, you are all winners. Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers. The task is "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Todd Go Minigolfing", "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge. Ralphie’s so happy! And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart. Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what’s in that bag he handed you? A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers. He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don’t suck, you’re just a cheater! Do you realize what this means?! I’m a great father! Wanna play taser-tag? I sure do, son. I sure do. The giant alligator ate my ball! It’s an alligator statue -- it’s supposed to eat your ball. That’s why there’s a flag sticking out of it’s nostril. I forfeit! And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence, and onto the freeway. I’m like Tiger Woods... the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff. So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum! Bart! I don’t mean to be negative... but you sucked like crazy! I had an off day.

Kamp Bart Prologue

Bart drew magic marker tattoos on all of Lisa’s Malibu Stacys. Heh, heh, that’s a good one. Homer! I mean, that’s a good one to remember the next time we rat Bart out to his therapist. It’s summer and he’s bored. We have to find him something to stimulate his mind and channel his energy. I know the perfect place! The player receives "Kamp Bart Prologue" which is to "Make Bart Hang Out at the Retirement Castle with Grampa". The takes total 12 hours. The player receives total 520 and 110 in reward. I heard you’re going to spend the day here so I thought I’d show you my extensive button collection. This shiny one came off the uniform of a Nazi general. That’s a nickel. Wha? So it is. Well, that’s the whole collection. Now what’ll we do? I know! I’ll show you my extensive button collection! Ughn… Homer, I know that parenting isn’t your “thing”, so I took the liberty of making summer arrangements for me and Lisa at Kamp Krusty. Here’s the info. My God, what a glossy brochure! I can’t afford a camp that uses this kind of paper stock! Relax, I convinced them that we were really poor so they gave me financial aid. How’d you do that? Showed ‘em your paycheck. We’ll be back in six weeks with sunburns, leather tooling skills and a slew of new curse words!

Kamp Bart Pt. 1

Hey Bart, looks like we’re cabinmates! More like condemned building-mates. I can’t believe they expect us to sleep in this. There are no beds so stake out a spot on the floor. Hurry or you’ll end up on a crack What are you doing here? This is the boy’s cabin. There’s only one cabin and it’s for boys and girls. And raccoons -- a mother and five kits. Sooo cute. But also super vicious. They’re in our cabin? In the bathroom. So if you have to go, go outside... where there are bears. Goodnight. Hope we make it to the morning. The task is "Make Kamp Bart Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty", "Make Lisa Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty", and "Make Milhouse Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty".

Kamp Bart Pt. 2

“Dear Mom and Dad, We are staging a revolt against the oppressive counselors, staff and masked wild animals of Kamp Krusty. I never thought I would say this but Bart is our leader. Kamp Krusty is a labor camp. We are forced to make myPhone cases and are fed only gruel and off-brand cereal. Fortunately Bart had hidden a cache of cherry bombs and silly string somewhere on his body. I don’t like to think where, but he has a lot of stuff. Like, a lot. Ew. Today we rise up. We stand behind our leader, Bart. And though we make rabbit ears behind his head, we shall follow him to the end. Pray that we prevail. Also, please send conditioner. The kind they use here makes my head itch. Love, Lisa” The task is "Make Kamp Bart Take over Kamp Krusty".

Kamp Bart Pt. 3

Sir, the last of our enemy has fallen! Well, actually he left in a cab. But on his way to the cab he fell, so… There must be a shorter version of this. Right. Sir, Kamp Krusty... is ours. Yes! And it only took twenty minutes! That must be a revolution record! I can actually feel the power going to my head! You can stop hiding in that duffle bag now, Martin. Sorry I didn’t join in the overthrow. It was partly because my mom would kill me, but mainly it was because I’m a coward. Relax nerd, we need you to set up the internet. You mean, there’s a place in your Kamp for me? Even though I’m craven? Whoa Dude -- didn’t ask, don’t tell. The task is "Make Martin Join Kamp Bart".

Kamp Bart Pt. 4

What do you see, Chief? And you know, maybe next time bring enough binoculars for both of us. I just see a bunch of kids milling around. They’re sitting ducks! Quick! What are your carpet bombing capabilities? Wait, they’re bringing out a giant... doll, I think. It looks just like you… A Krusty doll? Aw, they’re fans! All I have to do is sign a few autographs and they’ll stop their whining. Gimme the binoculars, I wanna see them play with my doll. The task is "Make Kamp Bart Burn Krusty Effigy". Ay Karumba! They hate me! Not all of them! Someone pulled the effigy down and he’s stomping out the fire. Really? Now everyone is stomping out the fire. Now they’re spitting out the fire, tearing the fire to pieces… Just stop describing!

Kamp Bart Pt. 5

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon This is Kent Brockman LIVE outside Kamp Krusty, currently in hands of revolutionaries who have dubbed it... Kamp Bart. Apparently going with the first name they thought of. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon The dissidents, mostly children, were armed with stink bombs, rocks and a dried up, dead toad with which they threatened to touch people with. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon I asked their charismatic leader, Bart Simpson, for an interview. He replied, quote, bring a ton of pizzas and an R rated movie, unquote. I agreed to those terms. The task is "Make Kamp Bart Give an Interview". Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Hello Bart, would you like to do the interview in your cabin or do a walk and talk by the lake? Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon I‘ll need to know ahead of time so I can adjust my make-up. I’m going for a swim, if you want to interview me you’re gonna have to jump in the lake. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon But... my hair... I didn’t shelll out for waterproof! Fine. But keep the camera in close. And don’t show my calves, I hate them. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Bart, we’ve talked about videos games and what foods you think are gross, but I still don’t know one thing: What is it that you and your followers want? Hmmm, good question. Originally we just wanted blankets and to not work sixteen hours a day. We got that, so... I dunno. What do you have? Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon You have to want something. Otherwise you’re rioting for the sake of rioting. Rioting for the sake of rioting -- that sounds good. That’s what we want. We want the right to riot! Thanks for the great idea, Kent. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon This is Kent Brockman, once again, inadvertently affecting the story.

Kamp Bart Pt. 6

My fellow Kampers! We have stood up and let it be known that we have something say! And now that all the eyes of the world are upon us, what shall we do? Moon the world! Now chant with me… Eat our shorts! Eat our shorts! The task is "Make Kamp Bart Go on a Rampage". Listen up, clown. This situation has become officially unignorable. Voters in this town do not like turning on the news and seeing the bare bottoms of a bunch of unruly kids. I don’t care how you do it, but you better fix this! Fix it like all of my elections!

Kamp Bart Pt. 7

Hey hey, kids! What are you doing here? This is Kamp Bart now. So why don’t you sign my Krusty the Klown backpack and get the hell out! Look I understand why you kids are mad at me. This camp ruined your summer vacation, that’s why I want to make it up to you. I'm taking all of you to Euro-Krustyland! Omigod! In Paris?! Uh... yeah, sure. BUT, Euro-Krustyland is so small and quaint and self-contained it almost seems like you’re on a carefully dressed soundstage! That sounds cool! Thank you, Krusty! Don’t mention it. Now, everyone take a Krusty chewable “vitamin” that’ll make you sleep through the plane ride. And when you wake up, Voila, you’ll be there! The task is "Make Kamp Bart go to “Euro-Krustyland”", "Make Milhouse go to “Euro-Krustyland”, "Make Lisa go to “Euro-Krustyland”", and "Make Martin go to “Euro-Krustyland”". Wow, Euro-Krusty was so... intense. The colors were so vivid. The food was sooo delicious. Yeah, now everyone take another “vitamin” and we’ll fly you home and you’ll wake up in the parking lot of Krustylu Studios where you will once again be your parents’ problem.

See also

• The Simpsons: Tapped Out
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates

References