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− | {{TB|Praise is joy, but dirt that needs obliterating!}} | + | {{TB|Praise is joy, but dirt that needs obliterating!<br/>[[File:Mr. Sparkle Dialogue 3.png|200px]]}} |
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| {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} |
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Revision as of 13:01, February 7, 2017
Pont Du Gard
After placing Pont du Gard:
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Mom, why are you scrubbing the aqueduct?
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Drinking water flows though here. Someone could get sick.
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It hasn't been used for drinking water since the Romans built it two thousand years ago.
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Lisa, please. Can't I have a little fun on my vacation?
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Big Trouble in Little America
Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 1
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Okay, just so I understand the premise…
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In Japan, there's a restaurant chain called “Americatown” that's American-themed and serves American food.
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Nothing complicated about that.
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And we're opening an Americatown franchise in Springfield's fake JapanWorld.
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Not a franchise, Lisa. An unauthorized rip-off. There's nothing more American.
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Task: Make Homer Manage Americatown (1h, Americatown) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Now to turn Americatown into a genuine Rock and Roll burger joint.
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I'm talking the kind of giant grease-laden dishes that will bring Guy Fieri running.
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Step one, décor. We need license plates and electric guitars on every wall.
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Bart, this is your area.
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Task: Make Bart Grab Guitars From Wimpy Musicians (1h, Americatown)
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How am I supposed to get out-of-state license plates for the walls?
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Either visit your aunts Patty and Selma and see if they have some at the DMV…
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Or slice open great white sharks and see if they've swallowed any.
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Fine, sharks. But don't call it a choice when it's not a choice.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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If Americatown is going to be a classic rock and roll burger joint, every menu item needs an over-the-top name.
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“Homer's Nacho Cheddar Meltdown.” “Lynyrd Skynless Chicken Wing Fling.” Something about cole slaw.
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“Slaw and Order: Special Vinegar Unit”?
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Close but keep working it.
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Task: Make Lisa Work on Menu Names (4h, Americatown) Task: Make Bart Put Up Guitars (4h, Americatown) Task: Make Homer Manage Americatown (1h, Americatown) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Next step in making Americatown into a great rock and roll burger joint: the rock and roll soundtrack.
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We need some classic rock songs that we'll play over and over until everyone in the restaurant goes crazy.
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Elvis Presley!
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Guns ‘n' Roses!
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The Miles Davis Quintet!
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Thought I might sneak it onto the playlist.
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Task: Make Springfielders Argue About Music [x3] (4h, Americatown) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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There's only one more thing to make our restaurant great. Hire some rockin' waitresses.
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Now, we'll be competing against certain bosom-based restaurant chains, so I'll need my staff to have upper body presence.
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Hey, if it's boobs you want, l can start today.
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Task: Make Homer Hire Waitresses (4h, Americatown)
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Okay, Ginger, as our new waitress, get out there and show ‘em what American service is like.
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Welcome to Americatown. Oh wait, I forgot my order pad. Also, I'm going on a cigarette break.
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Now that's authentic America.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cosplay It Again Sam
After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark:
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I love dressing up as a provocative anime character.
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I fly all over the world to appear at comic conventions.
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I can live out my fantasy of being an all-powerful woman that everyone adores and fears.
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Which also pretty much describes my real life working in a comic book store full of nerds.
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Task: Send Kumiko on a Flight)
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Keep sending Kumiko on flights to earn event currency!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dispirited Away
Dispirited Away Pt. 1
After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark:
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Comic Book Guy, let's get dressed up as anime characters and pose for photos.
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I'd love to, my sweet, but I'm in the middle of a Wikipedia edit war.
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There, once again I have corrected the offending entry. It's spelled “yoghurt”, not “yogurt”.
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And now my enemy has changed it back again! Oh, it's going to be a long night.
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Task: Make Kumiko Pose for Photos (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dispirited Away Pt. 2
After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark:
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What kind of husband lets his wife attend the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con all by herself?
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Would you care to be escorted by a Vulcan who is torn between logic and his all too powerful human needs?
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Or a guy who couldn't decide on a costume?
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Perhaps later. Now there is something I most do of utmost importance.
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Task: Make Sailor Kumiko Compete in the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con Costume Contest (4h)
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And the winner of the costume contest is... Sailor Kumiko!
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Traditionally, the winner joins the mayor at a delightful private dinner.
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Hey, last year I won as Bender and I got nothing.
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By “traditionally” I meant “Now that a woman has won.”
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dispirited Away Pt. 3
After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark:
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How did the Con go without me?
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I won the costume contest and many nerds expressed romantic interest in me.
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I see. And…?
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And I am back home to you. You are my husband and my true love.
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Would you care to engage in our favorite marital bedtime activity?
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Online ranting? Surely.
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Task: Reach Level 13 & Build Android's Dungeon Task: Make Comic Book Guy Rant Online (4h, Android's Dungeon) Task: Make Kumiko Read Manga (4h, Android's Dungeon) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Learn About American Values
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
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Task: Make Ralph Learn About American Values (8h, Americatown) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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La Vigne de le Sang
La Vigne de le Sang Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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This old winery is in pretty bad shape. I'd call the Better Business Bureau, but... I've already stopped caring.
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Well now, Jesus was a fan of wine, as I recall.
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With a bit of hard work, we could have this place producing a killer Cabernet in no time!
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Knock yourself out, Flanders.
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Seriously, those low-hanging beams in the wine cellar are a hazard.
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Task: Make Ned Renovate the Chateau (4h, Chateau Maison) Quest reward: Chateau Maison (renovated), Grape Stomping Vat, 100 and 10 Quest reward: 100 and 10
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La Vigne de le Sang Pt. 2
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Phew, that took a lot of effort, but the old Chateau is ready to make wine.
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Man, I have never suffered so much to get a drink before.
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And I've had to look at Moe's face while ordering a beer.
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Yeah, if you can get drunk while staring at my p[i][/i]uss, there's nothing you can't accomplish.
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Task: Make Bart Stomp on Grapes (4h, Grape Stomping Vat)
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Anybody for a nice glass of Merlot?
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Ewww, not after watching Bart stomp all over it.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Krustè With Cheese
After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark:
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Welcome to Le Krusty Burger, France's answer to American fast food.
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It's served incredibly slowly, and it's dripping with the juices of existential angst and self-pity.
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On the plus side, the tip is included in the bill.
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That way you don't notice you're tipping 100%.
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Task: Make Springfielders Dine at Le Krusty Burger [x5] (1h, Le Krusty Burger)
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Messieurs, mesdames, did you enjoy your dinner?
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Dinner?! I thought that was the appetizer.
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Yes, French portions are as tiny as our pencil-thin moustaches and our military commitment to NATO.
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But I could bring you another order of US fries.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Eat at Le Krusty Burger
After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark:
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Task: Make Lenny Eat at Le Krusty Burger (2h, Le Krusty Burger) Task: Make Carl Eat at Le Krusty Burger (2h, Le Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A View to Brazil
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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What a beautiful replica of Rio's Sugarloaf Mountain, right down to the cable car.
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Oh, this cable car is twice as strong as the original.
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The engineers were warned Homer might ride on it.
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It's the perfect place for me to show tourists the sights of Springfield.
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Thank goodness I knitted myself a tour guide umbrella.
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Task: Make Marge Lead a Tour (1h, Sugarloaf Mountain) Marge will then talk about 3 of the first 12 items in the list, if present in the town, choosing randomly. If none of the items are present, she'll talk about the last 4.
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To the left you'll see Banana Dictatorship, the home of super-skinny clothes that fit no woman in Springfield.
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The glittering lights at the casino are reflected off Grampa's bolo tie as he gambles away our inheritance.
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Over there is the Duff Brewery. Looks like right now they're straining the rats out of the vats.
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To the right you can see the Escalator to Nowhere, now the second best location from which to view Springfield.
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From here you can just see King Homer peeking out. Please hide your bananas.
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If you're blinded by the Mansion of Solid Gold, there's an optician at the end of the tour.
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Our Monorail lowers property values of every neighborhood it runs through.
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For the best views of incoming flaming comets, check out the Observatory.
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Looking at the hills, you can see that a prankster has changed the Springfield sign to read “Springweed.”
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That statue celebrates Jebediah Springfield, the town founder and dedicated polygamist.
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Oh, look! It's Stephen Hawking, Springfield's smartest man. He invented black holes, and now he lives in one.
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The Two-Storey Outhouse was built on the site of Springfield's old pauper cemetery. They say ghosts will bum cigarettes.
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Oooh, you can see my house from here! And Homer sleeping naked in the hammock.
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The Springfield Nuclear Plant is completely accident-free since it vaporized the town and started this game.
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Springfield Airport holds the record for most cans of whipped cream confiscated by the TSA. All in Homer's luggage.
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The shop with a parking lot full of surly teens is the Kwik-E-Mart. Stop in if you need meat-substitute products!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Arc De Tirades
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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The real Arc de Triomphe was built by Napoleon Bonaparte to celebrate his greatest victory.
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The invention of the pastry called the “Napoleon”.
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Task: Make Homer Eat a Napoleon (1h, Arc de Triomphe) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sparkled Away
Sparkled Away Pt. 1
After tapping on Mr. Sparkle's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Sparkle is here for the best wash!
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Filth, repent or be cleansed!
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Uhhh... did anyone get that?
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He's talking in the language all moms understand… cleaning!
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Task: Make Mr. Sparkle Clean (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sparkled Away Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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- whistle* Mr. Sparkle lives up to his name! He even cleaned the lint and old chewing gum out of my ears.
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Good job, Mr. Sparkle.
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Praise is joy, but dirt that needs obliterating!
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Think he's asking for a tip?
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If he can't ask in American, he ain't getting it.
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Task: Make Mr. Sparkle Continue Cleaning (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sparkled Away Pt. 3
After tapping on Mr. Sparkle's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Sparkle would make the perfect husband.
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He cleans the house… and that's it.
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Mr. Sparkle, are you romantically engaged?
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Join me in my quest to sanitize. How can you not?
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Whatever you're proposing, I accept!
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Task: Make Mr. Sparkle Clean More (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sparkled Away Pt. 4
After tapping on Mr. Sparkle's exclamation mark:
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My ancestors smile on my brilliant activities.
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Mr. Sparkle has gone too far in his quest to clean up repulsive filth.
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He has tossed out all my hot dogs!
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He's just made himself the most dangerous enemy of all: a hungry, fat man.
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Task: Make Mr. Sparkle Clean More (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sparkled Away Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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That's it, Sparkle. Your tyranny of tidiness has gone on too long!
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Prepare to face the ultimate mess-hole: my garage.
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Oil stains, tangled Christmas lights, silverfish-filled newspapers, and old clothes so smelly you'd think a rat died in them. Which it did.
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The clean lifestyle is pleasant. Agree or die!
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So you accept. You are brave, but a fool.
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Task: Make Homer Make a Mess of his Garage (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Mr. Sparkle Attempt to Clean Homer's Garage (1h, Simpson House)
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Oh no, Mr. Sparkle is leaving. You've chased him away, Homer.
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I travel now with the mermaids.
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Fukuoka Gochiban!
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Hey, Homer, you could speak Japanese all along?
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No, I was just mentioning my favorite brand of ramen noodles.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Practice Walking Softly Like a Ninja
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
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Task: Make Comic Book Guy Practice Walking Softly Like a Ninja (4h, Himeji Castle) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Royal Tokyo
After building Royal Tokyo:
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Springfield finally has it's very own five-star hotel!
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I don't see what the big deal is.
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Everyone who ever comes here always ends up in the brown house, anyway.
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Ride the Elevators
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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Task: Make Milhouse Ride the Elevators (12h, Royal Tokyo) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Battling Seizure Robots
After unlocking Battling Seizure Robots:
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Is it really safe having “Battling Seizure Robots” in town?
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Marge, don't get hung up on the name. They're perfectly fine.
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Someone please restart my heart.
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Low Expectations
Low Expectations Pt. 1
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Ronaldo, my old penpal from Brazil! What are you doing here?
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Your Mayor brought me here to parade around town in my flamingo costume.
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That'll cheer the town up!
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Don't get too excited. He also opened a local branch of my home,“The Filthy Angels Orphanage”.
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Task: Make Ronaldo Parade as a Flamingo (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Low Expectations Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Mom, my orphan friend Ronaldo is living in Springfield. Can we adopt him?
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Oh, that would be wonderful! To live with a proper American family.
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Not so fast! If we're getting a new son, I want to trade in the old one.
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Wait, you're saying Ronaldo moves in to our house, and Bart goes to the orphanage?!
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Suits me. At least there I won't have to listen to a fat man choking on too many pork chops.
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Task: Reach Level 12 & Build Bart's Treehouse Task: Make Bart Move Into the Orphanage (4h, Filthy Angels Orphanage) Task: Make Bart Move into the Orphanage (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Low Expectations Pt. 3
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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So, Ronaldo, how do you like being adopted by the Simpsons?
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I'm very hungry. At dinner the food is all eaten before I've even had a chance to unfold my napkin.
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Even at the orphanage I got three solid bowls of gruel a day.
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Task: Make Ronaldo Fight Homer for Food (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Low Expectations Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Are you excited, Ronaldo? It's your first day of school at Springfield Elementary.
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I'm a little scared. I'm the new boy. What if I don't make any friends?
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Don't worry about that! Consider me your new bestie.
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Now I'm really worried.
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Task: Make Ronaldo Go To School (4h, Springfield Elementary)
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Ronaldo, you're in fourth grade but your math and reading skills are those of an eighth grader.
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Yes, the Holy Sisters of my orphanage felt that nothing was more important than education.
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Um, mom, can I go be an orphan?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Low Expectations Pt. 5
After tapping on Ronaldo's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, after spending time in your house and school, I think I'd rather be an orphan in a flamingo costume.
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Yes, please take Bart back. He's a terrible example for our children.
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He's disobedient, disrespectful, and he spray-painted “Mother Superior is a wiener” on the garden wall.
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Hey, it was an honest criticism. I love the place and I want to make it better.
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Task: Make Bart Hang out at the Orphanage (4h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Ronaldo Parade as a Flamingo (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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XOXO!
XOXO! Pt. 1
After tapping on Xoxchitla's exclamation mark:
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Happy morning, children of Springfield U.S.A. It's me, Xoxchitla, from Brazil!
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Are you ready to learn your arithmetic with dancing and wriggling, the Teleboobies way?
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Indeed we are, ma'am.
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For the first time ever I'm interested in learning.
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Task: Make Xoxchitla Educate (4h, Carnival Float) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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XOXO! Pt. 2
XOXO! Pt. 3
After tapping on Xoxchitla's exclamation mark:
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Hey Xoxchitla! All of us guys at the bar are giant fans.
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Really? You and your barfly friends like a children's show?
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Whaa? Teleboobies is a kids show?! Now I feel very weird about myself.
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But it does explain how come adult entertainment was on at ten in the morning.
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Task: Reach Level 15 & Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Xoxchitla Put on a Special [x3] (4h, Carnival Float) Task: Make Springfield Men Watch Xoxchitla's Special (4h, KTV Building, Channel 6 or Brown House Characters: Moe, Homer, Lenny, Carl, Barney, Apu, Kirk, Comic Book Guy, Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Disco Stu, Patty, Herman, Krusty, Otto, Sea Captain, Sanjay, Dr. Nick, Snake, Wiggum, Artie Ziff, Selma Quest reward: 100 and 10
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XOXO! Pt. 4
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Xoxchitla, we're both in the kids entertainment business, right?
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Oh, no. Maybe you entertain, but I educate.
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Eh, let's face it, I don't even entertain.
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But how about we team up, and do what we do best... make money off children.
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Maybe we could do more than team up. I'm looking for wife number seven.
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Task: Make Xoxchitla Consider Krusty's Proposal (4h, Carnival Float)
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Krusty, thanks for your marriage proposal. In Brazil, no man is more desirable than an aging washed up clown.
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Really? That's me exactly!
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Unfortunately, we are not in Brazil.
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I never see those coming.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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XOXO! Pt. 5
After tapping on Xoxchitla's exclamation mark:
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Ooh, a crowd of fans outside my dressing room. Let's all drink açaí smoothies.
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We're not fans, we're protesters.
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We want our husbands to stop spending all their time watching you.
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Yes, and go back to spending all their time watching football.
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Mr. Flanders, I am going to prove you're wrong about me.
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Task: Make Xoxchitla Give Flanders a Private Demonstration (4h, Flanders House) Task: Make Ned Attend the Private Demonstration (4h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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XOXO Pt. 6
After tapping on Xoxchitla's exclamation mark:
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Good news, my wonderful fans. Mr. Flanders has retracted his protest.
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You see there's really nothing wrong with “Teleboobies.” It's just that you Americans are so hung up on sex.
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We watched the show, and before you know it, Rod and Todd had learned enough to read Corinthians, One and Two!
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When I say “watched”, I mean “listened to the sound with a sheet over the TV screen.”
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Task: Make Xoxchitla Do the Teleboobies Dance (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rio Days-Inn-Ero
Score a Room
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Task: Make Krusty Score a Room (24h, Rio Days-Inn-Ero) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Platinum Scratcher
After the user logs in on February 26th:
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The magazines were true! The kids don't go to school, beggars in the street looking for jobs, they even barter with food items for buildings!
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Is what this magazine says about your education true boy?
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I dunno, I haven't learned how to read at a first grade level yet.
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Hi, I'm telethon host Declan Desmond. I'm raising money to improve Springfield's national educational ranking.
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Buy a platinum Scratch-R today and your gambling habit could push Springfield from last position to second-last, maybe even third-last.
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Try and Stop Us Billboard
After placing Try and Stop Us Billboard:
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Is a threatening billboard really the best way to welcome people into Springfield?
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Tourists are jewels on the cushion of hospitality. So they deserve to know this place is a craphole.
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Robots in the Skies
Robots in the Skies Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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This is an expensive-looking airplane.
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And just in time. I've been looking for a classy place to pee behind.
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Task: : Make Homer Pee Behind Planebot (1h, Plane Bot) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Robots in the Skies Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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HOW DARE YOU URINATE ON MY AILERONS?!
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It was an honest mistake. I thought you were an old junk heap.
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NOW I'M REALLY ANNOYED. I was going to give a boon to mankind, the secrets to eternal prosperity and peace...
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But now I'm going to kick your humanoid heinies. Prepare to be destroyed!
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Get in line. We've already been attacked by robots and aliens. Plus doofus here blew us all to smithereens.
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I will not be ignored. I'm a planeformer, and I deserve respect!
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Task: Tap Planebot to Shut Him Up Quest reward: 100 and 10
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